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The Dog Ate My Tax Receipts Act

Posted on 6/20/14 at 2:24 pm
Posted by GumboPot
Member since Mar 2009
119032 posts
Posted on 6/20/14 at 2:24 pm
quote:

Under Stockman’s bill, “The Dog Ate My Tax Receipts Act,” taxpayers who do not provide documents requested by the IRS can claim one of the following reasons:

1. The dog ate my tax receipts
2. Convenient, unexplained, miscellaneous computer malfunction
3. Traded documents for five terrorists
4. Burned for warmth while lost in the Yukon
5. Left on table in Hillary’s Book Room
6. Received water damage in the trunk of Ted Kennedy’s car
7. Forgot in gun case sold to Mexican drug lords
8. Forced to recycle by municipal Green Czar
9. Was short on toilet paper while camping
10. At this point, what difference does it make?


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Call your congress person. Let's get this passed.
Posted by Paluka
One State Over
Member since Dec 2010
10763 posts
Posted on 6/20/14 at 2:26 pm to
Posted by wickowick
Head of Island
Member since Dec 2006
45822 posts
Posted on 6/20/14 at 2:28 pm to
Posted by dante
Kingwood, TX
Member since Mar 2006
10669 posts
Posted on 6/20/14 at 2:30 pm to
Awesome
Posted by LSUCouyon
ONTHELAKEATDELHI, La.
Member since Oct 2006
11329 posts
Posted on 6/20/14 at 2:34 pm to
11. Did not understand the meaning of: "provide", "documents" and "IRS"( don't know him, thought it was a scam.)
12. Too effen broke after payin for Obama care anyways.
Posted by Homesick Tiger
Greenbrier, AR
Member since Nov 2006
54231 posts
Posted on 6/20/14 at 2:42 pm to
Actually, I'd prefer "The Dog shite on my Tax Returns but Knock Yourself Out Act".
Posted by TrueTiger
Chicken's most valuable
Member since Sep 2004
68241 posts
Posted on 6/20/14 at 2:43 pm to
Posted by chadau79
Daphne, AL
Member since Sep 2009
3413 posts
Posted on 6/20/14 at 2:49 pm to
Awesome
Posted by MMauler
Member since Jun 2013
19216 posts
Posted on 6/20/14 at 3:38 pm to
Don't forget --

My CPA spoke Spanish and didn't understand

and

It's TurboTax's fault


Of course, you can always claim that your CPA used the Spanish version of TurboTax!
Posted by Lsut81
Member since Jun 2005
80247 posts
Posted on 6/20/14 at 3:48 pm to
fricking right... If this is legit, this may be the first time I actually call or write a representative to support something.


I'm sure Stockman has some questionable shite that he has voted for that would prob enrage me, but this is awesome.

I think "Turbo Tax Messed Up" needs to be added
Posted by boxcarbarney
Above all things, be a man
Member since Jul 2007
22792 posts
Posted on 6/20/14 at 5:00 pm to
The best part is that you don't even have to own a dog to make this work. The language clearly states "The" dog, not "My" dog. Genius.
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