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Strange text I just got from my yard man - Is this drug talk?
Posted on 6/5/14 at 12:18 pm
Posted on 6/5/14 at 12:18 pm
"How long you think you'll be ready I need 60$soft and few bars".
Can anyone decipher this? I don't even really care if it is drugs, just more curious than anything.
Can anyone decipher this? I don't even really care if it is drugs, just more curious than anything.
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Posted on 6/5/14 at 12:18 pm to DzNtz
cocaine = soft
bars = Xanax - corrected by the benzo's users on this board
bars = Xanax - corrected by the benzo's users on this board
This post was edited on 6/5/14 at 12:26 pm
Posted on 6/5/14 at 12:18 pm to DzNtz
yes, prob xanax
Posted on 6/5/14 at 12:19 pm to DzNtz
quote:
60$soft
Sounds like coke.
quote:
few bars
xanabars
Lucky for you he mixes uppers and downers.
Posted on 6/5/14 at 12:19 pm to DzNtz
"Soft" = soft penis.
"Bars" = hard penis.
"Bars" = hard penis.
Posted on 6/5/14 at 12:19 pm to DzNtz
Drug head lawn guys are easy to get better deals from.
They usually won't steal your shite if it's just coke/pills.
They usually won't steal your shite if it's just coke/pills.
Posted on 6/5/14 at 12:19 pm to DzNtz
He's asking for cocaine and Xanax
Posted on 6/5/14 at 12:19 pm to DzNtz
He is going to cut your grass for $60 but that's negotiable.
He has Sprint Wireless Service
He has Sprint Wireless Service
Posted on 6/5/14 at 12:20 pm to DzNtz
$60 is the going rate for an eighth of hydro.
Posted on 6/5/14 at 12:20 pm to DzNtz
That's drug talk for "Im about to rob this guy's house. I cut his grass and shite so he will prlly never suspect me."
Posted on 6/5/14 at 12:20 pm to DzNtz
Not sure what "60$ soft" is, but he's talking about Xanax when he says "bars"
Posted on 6/5/14 at 12:21 pm to DzNtz
I think LSUBalls got a similar text from one of his employees a while back. He messed with him pretty good. Seize this opportunity! 
Posted on 6/5/14 at 12:21 pm to DzNtz
Show him the text and then ask him where yours is.
Posted on 6/5/14 at 12:22 pm to DzNtz
does your yard look good? if so ignore it
Posted on 6/5/14 at 12:22 pm to DzNtz
He likes to party.
Posted on 6/5/14 at 12:23 pm to DzNtz
Nice. ..just need The hookers now..the bow is coming Through.
Posted on 6/5/14 at 12:24 pm to DzNtz
quote:You don't really care if the guy mowing the grass around your home is using cocaine and Xanax?
I don't even really care if it is drugs
Posted on 6/5/14 at 12:24 pm to DzNtz
He wants a gram of powder cocaine and a few tabs of Xanax.
Posted on 6/5/14 at 12:27 pm to DzNtz
At least you know who to talk to when you have to plan your next bachelor party for your best friends.
Posted on 6/5/14 at 12:27 pm to DzNtz
Did you at least let him know his dealer didn't get the message?
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