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How to get rid of a clinger without looking like a total jackass?

Posted on 5/17/14 at 7:47 pm
Posted by msutiger
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Posted on 5/17/14 at 7:47 pm
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Posted by GEAUXmedic
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Member since Nov 2011
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Posted on 5/17/14 at 7:48 pm to
Make her not want you, as hard as it may be.
Posted by wildtigercat93
Member since Jul 2011
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Posted on 5/17/14 at 7:49 pm to
Be a total jackass. It's the only way out
Posted by link
Member since Feb 2009
19867 posts
Posted on 5/17/14 at 7:51 pm to
get a female friend to call her as your pretend wife who just found out you were having an affair
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
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Posted on 5/17/14 at 7:54 pm to
what stage?
Posted by FloridaMike
Member since Dec 2012
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Posted on 5/17/14 at 7:54 pm to
I was just about to start this thread, thanks for the help brah
Posted by LT
The City of St. George
Member since May 2008
5151 posts
Posted on 5/17/14 at 7:56 pm to
This is probably dumb.


Fake accidental text to another woman?
Posted by Chicken
Jackassistan
Member since Aug 2003
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Posted on 5/17/14 at 8:02 pm to
Suggest a ménage a trois...
Posted by Macintosh504
Leveraging Salaries University
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Posted on 5/17/14 at 8:06 pm to
tell her you died.
Posted by StrangeBrew
Salvation Army-Thanks Obama
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Posted on 5/17/14 at 8:06 pm to
Show her this thread you started.
Posted by dawg4lyfe
Member since May 2012
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Posted on 5/17/14 at 8:07 pm to
Tell her to frick off. But say please while doing so.
Posted by Geauxtiga
No man's land
Member since Jan 2008
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Posted on 5/17/14 at 8:15 pm to
Hafta hit 'em on the head with it. Tell her to GTFO.
Posted by hg
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Posted on 5/17/14 at 8:16 pm to
Tell her your favorite team is La Tech
Posted by lsu480
Downtown Scottsdale
Member since Oct 2007
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Posted on 5/17/14 at 8:17 pm to
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How to get rid of a clinger without looking like a total jackass?


Come on bro! You bang her as often as possible while increasing the kinkiness and at the same time do whatever you want on the side and don't show her love, just use her for sex. She will either get fed up and leave you or you will have a side piece that will do whatever you wan't sexually whenever you want it.
Posted by Turkey_Creek_Tiger
Member since Dec 2012
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Posted on 5/17/14 at 8:22 pm to
Posted by HubbaBubba
F_uck Joe Biden, TX
Member since Oct 2010
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Posted on 5/17/14 at 8:24 pm to
Pick your nose and eat a booger in front of her. She'll be so grossed out that she runs. Of course, your reputation will take a hit.
Posted by pwejr88
Red Stick
Member since Apr 2007
36199 posts
Posted on 5/17/14 at 8:30 pm to
Phase out method is the only way.

Stop responding to messages or calls. When you see her out the first time it will be awkward but worth it. Make sure you're both drunk.
Posted by fisherbm1112
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2010
6567 posts
Posted on 5/17/14 at 8:30 pm to
quote:

How to get rid of a clinger without looking like a total jackass?



Tell her that you are emotionally unstable and that at any minute you could snap and kill her and her family.
Posted by Jack Daniel
In the bottle
Member since Feb 2013
25549 posts
Posted on 5/17/14 at 8:30 pm to
Share some cake with one of your male friends
Posted by Relham10
Ridge
Member since Jan 2013
15738 posts
Posted on 5/17/14 at 8:40 pm to
Tell her u want to have a threesome with her and her hot friend. Profit, either u get a threesome or she will change the way she feels about u.
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