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funny moment from work today
Posted on 5/6/14 at 6:55 pm
Posted on 5/6/14 at 6:55 pm
quick story
had a meeting with a client, my boss, and a distributor partner of ours and his boss.
long story short I haven't shite in a day and we hit up a salad bar for lunch and I stuffed my plate with broccoli, boiled eggs, and spinach to try to blow me out and nothing had happened by the time the meeting started.
I had to let one go in the middle of it or I was going to pass out, when I did it was silent and right then the new guy(distributor partner) got up to take a call and within 10 seconds my fart smelled like the worst thing that's ever come out of my arse.
my boss was in the middle of a sales pitch and swear to god stopped in mid sentence and goes "guys Im sorry, I know we're all adults here but does someone need to go to the bathroom?"
everyone at the table made a huge deal about it and I just sat there and all of a sudden my boss goes " hey the new guy took a call and cropdusted everyone on his way out, whats up with that?"
they spent the next 2-3 minutes until he came back saying how they couldn't believe a new guy would do such a thing and how sorry they were to the account. the new guy came back and we moved on and never knew that he was blamed for the worst smelling fart in history.
I feel kind of guilty but I might have been fired for something like that
had a meeting with a client, my boss, and a distributor partner of ours and his boss.
long story short I haven't shite in a day and we hit up a salad bar for lunch and I stuffed my plate with broccoli, boiled eggs, and spinach to try to blow me out and nothing had happened by the time the meeting started.
I had to let one go in the middle of it or I was going to pass out, when I did it was silent and right then the new guy(distributor partner) got up to take a call and within 10 seconds my fart smelled like the worst thing that's ever come out of my arse.
my boss was in the middle of a sales pitch and swear to god stopped in mid sentence and goes "guys Im sorry, I know we're all adults here but does someone need to go to the bathroom?"
everyone at the table made a huge deal about it and I just sat there and all of a sudden my boss goes " hey the new guy took a call and cropdusted everyone on his way out, whats up with that?"
they spent the next 2-3 minutes until he came back saying how they couldn't believe a new guy would do such a thing and how sorry they were to the account. the new guy came back and we moved on and never knew that he was blamed for the worst smelling fart in history.
I feel kind of guilty but I might have been fired for something like that
Posted on 5/6/14 at 6:56 pm to dallastiger55
quote:
funny moment
We're waiting....
Posted on 5/6/14 at 6:57 pm to dallastiger55
They need to relax...if there was no women present then no harm done.
Posted on 5/6/14 at 6:58 pm to dallastiger55
I literally wanted to throw my phone after the first two paragraphs, you worthless frick.
ETA: seriously, though, didn't read
ETA: seriously, though, didn't read
This post was edited on 5/6/14 at 6:59 pm
Posted on 5/6/14 at 6:58 pm to dallastiger55
my inner Lego suggested this may be too long; I did not read.
Posted on 5/6/14 at 7:00 pm to dallastiger55
I thought that was a funny story
Posted on 5/6/14 at 7:11 pm to dallastiger55
Drink some mineral oil,this stuff will force it's way to the end of the highway and blow that sphincter wide open. Hope your bathroom is due for a remodel.
Posted on 5/6/14 at 7:11 pm to dallastiger55
I liked your story but you need to take fewer pain pills if you want to shite!
Posted on 5/6/14 at 7:15 pm to dallastiger55
hell of a story ya got there chief
one of those stories you can tell your grandkids 50 yrs from now
one of those stories you can tell your grandkids 50 yrs from now
Posted on 5/6/14 at 7:20 pm to dallastiger55
man, I laughed my arse off at that shite...
fwiw, from now on, act like you are taking a call instead of getting the poor new guy fired...
fwiw, from now on, act like you are taking a call instead of getting the poor new guy fired...
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