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re: Have you ever evaded an arrest/ticket?
Posted on 4/23/14 at 12:14 pm to poncho villa
Posted on 4/23/14 at 12:14 pm to poncho villa
Drove through a roadblock in Oxford on the exit ramp from Hwy 6 onto Hwy 7. The cops were really far away from their cars trying to get us to stop. We had just left a keg party and filled up our cups to go, neither of us were 21. I told the driver to just go; he told me to throw the beer out the window; I did, both full cups of beer blew back in all over my face and shirt. We got on 7 headed south, and turned by Popeyes just as we could see the cops getting on Hwy 7. We turned into one of the first parking lots which was a bank, pulled behind it, parked the car, and ran and hid in some bushes. We waited about 30 seconds until we saw the cop speed by with lights on. We then jumped back in the car and drove back the way we came to Hwy 7, headed to Saddle Creek, parked the car, ran in and turned off the outside lights.
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Posted on 4/23/14 at 12:20 pm to poncho villa
On the interstate going about 85. cop coming from opposite way sees me but i figured there's no way he's coming. i see his brake lights in my mirror as he slows down to cross the median and i floor it. i take some exit and hop back on the interstate going the opposite direction. i drive a few miles and take another exit and then hop back on going my original direction
basically made a giant figure 8. made it out okay
last year i was in lafayette with my buddy. we were trying to take a left on the ambassador extension. for those that dont know, it's 2 lanes on each side of hte median with crossovers every few miles. buddy wants to take a left, but cant. if he takes a right, the nearest crossover isnt for a few miles, but if he turns left and goes the wrong way, there's a crossover about 3/4 a mile away. of course, he goes the wrong way. while he's flooring it to get to the crossover, we a see a lone car coming our way. sure enough, it's a fricking police tahoe. we cross over and gun it the other way but he just keeps going
my buddy drives a decommissioned cop car so i guess the cop thought we were an undercover trying to run someone down.
basically made a giant figure 8. made it out okay
last year i was in lafayette with my buddy. we were trying to take a left on the ambassador extension. for those that dont know, it's 2 lanes on each side of hte median with crossovers every few miles. buddy wants to take a left, but cant. if he takes a right, the nearest crossover isnt for a few miles, but if he turns left and goes the wrong way, there's a crossover about 3/4 a mile away. of course, he goes the wrong way. while he's flooring it to get to the crossover, we a see a lone car coming our way. sure enough, it's a fricking police tahoe. we cross over and gun it the other way but he just keeps going
my buddy drives a decommissioned cop car so i guess the cop thought we were an undercover trying to run someone down.
Posted on 4/23/14 at 12:24 pm to poncho villa
Went on a camping trip with some buddies from high school to Lake Travis in Austin, TX right after we graduated high school (from the Houston area). We made it to day 2 but were doing a little too much partying for our camping neighbors so they called the park security. Park security then called Travis County PD (known assholes) and they came to investigate what we were up to. We went to the park with a 30 pack of Keystone for each guy and had about 5 or 6 left (killed about 7 or 8) which the piggys made us poor out. Worst part was one idiot brought some weed nobody else knew about so we all thought we were in some deep shite. The cop "confiscated" the weed, made us poor out the mentioned beer and remaining liquor, then gave us an offical warning which banned us from Lake Travis Parks and Travis County until we all turned 21 (we were all 18 and 19). If I find the warning, I will post a picture, but I have no clue what happened to it. We all ended up driving down to San Marcos and continuing the fun haha but we were all paranoid as hell the rest of the weekend. Best part of it all though is that 3 of the guys ended up going to the University of Texas, which is located in Travis County haha Had they had even had a slight run in with TCPD, they would have screwed. Oh and I bet mad money the piggy ended up smoking the weed haha
Posted on 4/23/14 at 12:24 pm to Carson123987
Is your friend black
Posted on 4/23/14 at 12:25 pm to jchamil
quote:Hell Yeah
Saddle Creek
Posted on 4/23/14 at 12:25 pm to poncho villa
no, just one of those that does stupid shite for fun
Posted on 4/23/14 at 12:25 pm to Carson123987
I was hauling tail coming home one weekend with the wife. I see the brake lights and blue lights come on after we passed a cop going the other way. I merged into traffic that was getting on the interstate and he blew right by me and proceeded to pull over some old lady who happened to have the misfortune of driving a white car.
When I was young and stupid I had an audi a200 that topped out at 142 mph. Needless to say there were several trips that ended in me parking and going in to a sit down restaurant for a quick snack.
When I was young and stupid I had an audi a200 that topped out at 142 mph. Needless to say there were several trips that ended in me parking and going in to a sit down restaurant for a quick snack.
Posted on 4/23/14 at 12:27 pm to mkibod1
quote:
iggys made us poor out.
oh lol it's just a typo
quote:
made us poor out the mentioned bee
Posted on 4/23/14 at 12:27 pm to bobaftt1212
I never break any laws and condemn all those who speed and drink and drive, UNLESS a thread like this pops up, then the roll of Charlie Sheen in The Chase was based on my life.
The OT
The OT
Posted on 4/23/14 at 12:28 pm to bobaftt1212
quote:
When I was young and stupid I had an audi a200 that topped out at 142 mph. Needless to say there were several trips that ended in me parking and going in to a sit down restaurant for a quick snack.
Posted on 4/23/14 at 12:29 pm to poncho villa
I typically throw out bench warrant papers with the coupons. I'm such a bad arse
Posted on 4/23/14 at 12:29 pm to EyeOfTheTiger311
I don't know how this one slipped my mind. Spring Break 2009. It's around midnight. Been drinking all day steadily but not blackout or anything. Get a call from 2 friends who need a ride back from Florabama. It's 15 minutes from our place.. I'm drunk and with a girl. I tell them to frick off. They call back shortly and beg me to come get them saying their ride left, no one else will answer, etc. I tell them I'll come get them if they buy us both Waffle House. For some reason this was enough for me to risk a DWI.
We get in my truck. Both of us have whiskey drinks in our hands. I have a radar detector so I'm not really paying attention to my speed. 5 minutes later. Blue lights in the rear view mirror. I am as calmly as I can explaining to this girl that she will need to drive my truck back to the house, as I am about to go to jail. She's freaking out. We put our drinks in the cup holders in the back seat.
Cop approaches window. Says he was following us and "pacing us at about 20mph above the speed limit." Asks where we're going and if I'd been drinking. I just tell him we are going to pick some people up from the bar and had not been drinking. He tells us to just slow down and let's us go without even a speeding ticket.
I still can't get over how lucky I was.
We get in my truck. Both of us have whiskey drinks in our hands. I have a radar detector so I'm not really paying attention to my speed. 5 minutes later. Blue lights in the rear view mirror. I am as calmly as I can explaining to this girl that she will need to drive my truck back to the house, as I am about to go to jail. She's freaking out. We put our drinks in the cup holders in the back seat.
Cop approaches window. Says he was following us and "pacing us at about 20mph above the speed limit." Asks where we're going and if I'd been drinking. I just tell him we are going to pick some people up from the bar and had not been drinking. He tells us to just slow down and let's us go without even a speeding ticket.
I still can't get over how lucky I was.
Posted on 4/23/14 at 12:32 pm to PhiTiger1764
quote:
I tell them I'll come get them if they buy us both Waffle House. For some reason this was enough for me to risk a DWI.
Posted on 4/23/14 at 12:32 pm to poncho villa
I made a quick exit off an overpass and turned around in time to see GSP pass on by! 
Posted on 4/23/14 at 12:32 pm to poncho villa
Yes
Posted on 4/23/14 at 12:33 pm to PhiTiger1764
quote:this made me
I tell them I'll come get them if they buy us both Waffle House. For some reason this was enough for me to risk a DWI.
Posted on 4/23/14 at 12:36 pm to poncho villa
other than a red light ticket, no
Posted on 4/23/14 at 12:39 pm to poncho villa
In college I was out at the bars. When I came out it was raining. Well my old Dodge Ram brakes weren't the best. When it rained the slightest touch of the brake would lock them up and cause a skid.
I was pretty drunk and headed home. As I approach a red light, I tap the breaks and they lock up sending me into a badarse skid.
I hop the curb in order to miss the sitting car in front of me.
Just on the other side of the side walk was a fire hydrant that stopped my skid.
I freak out, back up and when I do the hydrant gushes water like something out of a movie.
When I hit the hydrant my tire popped.
There was a parking lot right next to the light but I knew if I stayed there I would be caught for sure.
I drove on the rim about 1 mile to the next vacant lot I could find. While driving I phone a buddy who comes and picks me up.
I left my truck over night and came back the next day to change the tire.
Had I been caught, it was a DUI for sure.
Boring I know but it was fun and scary at the same time!
I was pretty drunk and headed home. As I approach a red light, I tap the breaks and they lock up sending me into a badarse skid.
I hop the curb in order to miss the sitting car in front of me.
Just on the other side of the side walk was a fire hydrant that stopped my skid.
I freak out, back up and when I do the hydrant gushes water like something out of a movie.
When I hit the hydrant my tire popped.
There was a parking lot right next to the light but I knew if I stayed there I would be caught for sure.
I drove on the rim about 1 mile to the next vacant lot I could find. While driving I phone a buddy who comes and picks me up.
I left my truck over night and came back the next day to change the tire.
Had I been caught, it was a DUI for sure.
Boring I know but it was fun and scary at the same time!
Posted on 4/23/14 at 12:50 pm to poncho villa
One day after work I was coming home and 2 cops had a brake tag/tint inspection checkpoint set up on a two way street right by my house. I do not have a brake tag as my windows are blacked out on all sides(even the windshield). That's how I like to ride 
Anyway, I was coming down the street and they were about 50 yards away. I refused to get a fricking ticket that day so there was this business parking lot where they sell construction materials to the side. It was a quick decision, but I made an immediate right and cut through that parking lot.
I know that they saw me, but there were two cars in front of me and they probably just said "frick it, we'll get him later."
Anyway, I was coming down the street and they were about 50 yards away. I refused to get a fricking ticket that day so there was this business parking lot where they sell construction materials to the side. It was a quick decision, but I made an immediate right and cut through that parking lot.
I know that they saw me, but there were two cars in front of me and they probably just said "frick it, we'll get him later."
Posted on 4/23/14 at 12:50 pm to BallCoachinFool
The Waffle House made me lol. Good stories all around.
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