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re: Sitting at the bar solo....
Posted on 4/17/14 at 7:52 pm to tigerinthebueche
Posted on 4/17/14 at 7:52 pm to tigerinthebueche
quote:
Ribs?
What's the address?
Buffalo Trace for me
1820. If you can figure out the rest, I'll feed you baby bird.
Posted on 4/17/14 at 7:53 pm to BabyTac
quote:
Sitting at the bar solo....
Houston
I know a girl in Houston that I used to bang back in college. You want me to text her and tell her to meet you.
We could be eskimo brothers.
P.S. I had to get a shot after, but I think she is clean now.
Posted on 4/17/14 at 7:53 pm to drewnbrla
quote:
Doing the same but with ribs on the grill and crown in my glass
I have two racks of baby backs on mine and jack & coke.
Was going to save them for Sunday/GoT but, I couldn't.
Posted on 4/17/14 at 7:53 pm to dyslexic
About to mix up a sazerac at home.
Posted on 4/17/14 at 7:54 pm to dyslexic
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Whatever you do..... Don't cut off your penis and jump out of the window. I don't think the OT can handle another thread about that this week.
Truth. Never walk away with your dick in your hand.
Posted on 4/17/14 at 7:57 pm to willthezombie
My man needs love. Hook him up
Posted on 4/17/14 at 7:58 pm to SEClint
quote:
I have two racks of baby backs on mine and jack & coke.
Was going to save them for Sunday/GoT but, I couldn't.
to you
Had a half of a big thick rack in the freezer so I decided to grill those instead of one my full racks since it's just me and the Vikings tonight after cutting things off with the lady the other day. Needless to say, pork and crown helps
Posted on 4/17/14 at 7:59 pm to BabyTac
I'm about I head over to Fred's with nobody but an eightball in my pocket.
Where da white booties at?
Where da white booties at?
Posted on 4/17/14 at 8:00 pm to CaptainPanic
quote:
I'm about I head over to Fred's with nobody but an eightball in my pocket.
Where da white booties at?
Not in prison. Well, you didn't say females so, have fun. To each their own I guess. You gonna get raped
Posted on 4/17/14 at 8:00 pm to Lester Earl
Fricking liar
I'm having a drink watching the game
I'm having a drink watching the game
Posted on 4/17/14 at 8:02 pm to BabyTac
It's so easy to pick up girls flying solo at a bar it's almost unfair.
Posted on 4/17/14 at 8:05 pm to SabiDojo
I got the same problem sabi. Its like shooting fish in barrel. I get tired of bangin ot 8's and 9's.
Sarcasm there folks
Sarcasm there folks
Posted on 4/17/14 at 8:05 pm to drewnbrla
Prison for an eightball?
Lulz
Only someone with a little ghey would assume I was referring to men. Stay away from my penis
Lulz
Only someone with a little ghey would assume I was referring to men. Stay away from my penis
Posted on 4/17/14 at 8:06 pm to FLBooGoTigs1
quote:
My man needs love. Hook him up
she just texted back saying she isn't in houston tonight.
Posted on 4/17/14 at 8:08 pm to BabyTac
I'm in the black hat in the back
Posted on 4/17/14 at 8:10 pm to FLBooGoTigs1
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I got the same problem sabi. Its like shooting fish in barrel. I get tired of bangin ot 8's and 9's.
picking up OT 9's is easy and only do it if it is 20 min before last call, now picking up OT 9.5 and 9.75's that is a challenge.
Posted on 4/17/14 at 8:13 pm to BabyTac
get off your phone and socialize, loser
Posted on 4/17/14 at 8:15 pm to Paige
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watching the game
What game Paige?
Posted on 4/17/14 at 8:15 pm to BabyTac
As someone who travels a lot for business, let me give you one pointer on going to a bar solo- act like you own the motherfricker.
If you are huddled over your phone in the corner the whole time, you will have no fun; therefore, you'd be better off going home/hotel and whacking it to HBO's "Real Sex XX."
Down a couple of shots of Wild Turkey 101 and have some fricking fun. Don't worry about making an arse out of yourself, because you will likely never see any of the other patrons again. If you do run into them again, they will likely high-five you.
If you are huddled over your phone in the corner the whole time, you will have no fun; therefore, you'd be better off going home/hotel and whacking it to HBO's "Real Sex XX."
Down a couple of shots of Wild Turkey 101 and have some fricking fun. Don't worry about making an arse out of yourself, because you will likely never see any of the other patrons again. If you do run into them again, they will likely high-five you.
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