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re: Johnny Weir post nup and discussion on mutual masturbation

Posted on 4/15/14 at 3:16 pm to
Posted by Choctaw
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Member since Jul 2007
77774 posts
Posted on 4/15/14 at 3:16 pm to
quote:

Is it cheating when I put peanut butter on my balls and have my dog lick it off?


depends on what area code you're in
Posted by StraightCashHomey21
Aberdeen,NC
Member since Jul 2009
125395 posts
Posted on 4/15/14 at 3:16 pm to
quote:

That sounds lame as frick


mehhhh watching her use a toy is pretty fun were not around each other
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
64399 posts
Posted on 4/15/14 at 3:16 pm to
You got a really bad case of the ghey if the term "mutual masturbation" makes you picture two dudes beating off together.

Posted by arseinclarse
Algiers Purnt
Member since Apr 2007
34407 posts
Posted on 4/15/14 at 3:16 pm to
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Skype sex with my gf


Doe she fake the orgasms then too?
Posted by arseinclarse
Algiers Purnt
Member since Apr 2007
34407 posts
Posted on 4/15/14 at 3:17 pm to
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the term "mutual masturbation" makes you picture two dudes beating off together


You don't think this occurs frequently in locker rooms or frat houses?
Posted by CaptainPanic
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Member since Sep 2011
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Posted on 4/15/14 at 3:18 pm to
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Doe she fake the orgasms then too?
its probably the only time she actually does.

Except when she's getting railed by another dude on the side
Posted by CaptainPanic
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Member since Sep 2011
25582 posts
Posted on 4/15/14 at 3:19 pm to
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You don't think this occurs frequently in locker rooms or frat houses?
Don't hate on FIJI brah
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
64399 posts
Posted on 4/15/14 at 3:19 pm to
quote:

You don't think this occurs frequently in locker rooms or frat houses?



Key word there being "think".... as in I don't spend my time "thinking" about whether or not it does. Who thinks about shite like this?
Posted by arseinclarse
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Member since Apr 2007
34407 posts
Posted on 4/15/14 at 3:20 pm to
You never hear the stories about the circle jerk competitions at Jesuit? Guys would beat off together and nut on crackers.

Last guy to ejaculate on the cracker had to eat it.
Posted by LSUTygerFan
Homerun Village
Member since Jun 2008
33232 posts
Posted on 4/15/14 at 3:22 pm to
who is it?

Posted by arseinclarse
Algiers Purnt
Member since Apr 2007
34407 posts
Posted on 4/15/14 at 3:23 pm to
That burberry scarf is fabulous.
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
64399 posts
Posted on 4/15/14 at 3:24 pm to
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You never hear the stories about the circle jerk competitions at Jesuit? Guys would beat off together and nut on crackers.

Last guy to ejaculate on the cracker had to eat it.


I can honestly say I've never heard of that and wish you'd have left it that way.
Posted by TH03
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Member since Dec 2008
171036 posts
Posted on 4/15/14 at 3:24 pm to
that's a limp biscuit, idiot
Posted by jimbeam
University of LSU
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Posted on 4/15/14 at 3:25 pm to
Posted by Spaulding Smails
Milano’s Bar
Member since Jun 2012
18805 posts
Posted on 4/15/14 at 3:26 pm to
quote:

That sounds lame as frick


mehhhh watching her use a toy is pretty fun were not around each other

Christ, I'd rather just jerk off with my imagination, then have to put up with the before and after bullshite that would come with Skype Sex
Posted by Giantkiller
the internet.
Member since Sep 2007
20266 posts
Posted on 4/15/14 at 3:27 pm to
I can legitimately say I've never heard of or seen these two people in my life.

Who are they and how have these people made it to this supposed level of pop-culture awareness when I've never even heard of them? Did I black out for a few months?

What the frick is going on?
Posted by kingbob
Sorrento, LA
Member since Nov 2010
67009 posts
Posted on 4/15/14 at 3:28 pm to
quote:

You never hear the stories about the circle jerk competitions at Jesuit? Guys would beat off together and nut on crackers.

Last guy to ejaculate on the cracker had to eat it.


That is unbelievably extremely gay. I'm so glad I went to public school.
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
64399 posts
Posted on 4/15/14 at 3:28 pm to
quote:

I can legitimately say I've never heard of or seen these two people in my life.


same here

quote:

What the frick is going on?



best question of the thread.
Posted by JuiceTerry
Roond the Scheme
Member since Apr 2013
40868 posts
Posted on 4/15/14 at 3:30 pm to
quote:

What is mutual masturbation?


Poli board.
Posted by elprez00
Hammond, LA
Member since Sep 2011
29365 posts
Posted on 4/15/14 at 3:32 pm to
Dood. I bet your google search history is something you wouldn't want your mother to see.
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