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re: Do you think the Justice League Feels Sorry for Batman???

Posted on 4/15/14 at 4:38 pm to
Posted by theunknownknight
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Posted on 4/15/14 at 4:38 pm to
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Batman can kick the arse of many a people with powers.


How?
Posted by Bamatab
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Posted on 4/15/14 at 4:52 pm to
So what about Black Widow and Hawkeye being part of the Avengers? Is that basically the same thing? I know I was asking myself "why in the hell do they need those two to stop an alien invasion" what I watched the Avengers movie.
Posted by Brosef Stalin
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Posted on 4/15/14 at 5:00 pm to
According to this board, Batman can beat Thanos, Darkseid, Apocalypse, Superman, Hulk, Flash, Goku, Jesus, and Chuck Norris at the same time without breaking a sweat as long as he has enough time to prepare.
Posted by molsusports
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Posted on 4/15/14 at 5:07 pm to
Posted by Freauxzen
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Posted on 4/15/14 at 5:08 pm to
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So what about Black Widow and Hawkeye being part of the Avengers? Is that basically the same thing? I know I was asking myself "why in the hell do they need those two to stop an alien invasion" what I watched the Avengers movie.


Uh the Avengers did a pretty good job showing a team using everyone's powers/skills effectively.

Hawkeye was necessary to call the shots, Widow was necessary to kill and keep the fight focused.

I mean it wasn't perfect, but it was certainly enough of a reason.
Posted by molsusports
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Posted on 4/15/14 at 5:12 pm to
Honestly I didn't care for Hawkeye and Black Widow next to the more powerful characters like the Hulk, Iron Man and Thor either.

I'm plus minus on even Captain America in the same movie as characters with more unrealistic super powers.

Anyway, here's another fun one:

Posted by Green Chili Tiger
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Posted on 4/15/14 at 5:13 pm to
Posted by SEClint
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Posted on 4/15/14 at 5:17 pm to


I dont think batman was ever supposed to have powers. He's in the mix nowadays hanging with super human beings because he is a great character and has lasted the text of time.

but he'd get his arse whipped.
Posted by Green Chili Tiger
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Posted on 4/15/14 at 5:17 pm to
Posted by molsusports
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Posted on 4/15/14 at 5:20 pm to
Posted by Bamatab
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Posted on 4/15/14 at 5:21 pm to
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Uh the Avengers did a pretty good job showing a team using everyone's powers/skills effectively. Hawkeye was necessary to call the shots, Widow was necessary to kill and keep the fight focused. I mean it wasn't perfect, but it was certainly enough of a reason.

I think having BW shooting the aliens with handguns, and Hawkeye shooting them with arrows basically neutered the aliens. The aliens were supposed to be some cosmic force, yet handguns and arrows could take them out? That didn't really work for me.

Don't get me wrong, I still liked the movie a lot. I just thought that aspect of it was goofy
Posted by molsusports
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Posted on 4/15/14 at 5:32 pm to
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I think having BW shooting the aliens with handguns, and Hawkeye shooting them with arrows basically neutered the aliens. The aliens were supposed to be some cosmic force, yet handguns and arrows could take them out? That didn't really work for me.



I agree. Take for example a famous moment in advertising:




I'm with you on this one. Captain America, Black Widow, and Hawkeye are the proverbial tits on a boar. I don't buy that even Captain America is needed to bark out orders either - to a genius like Iron Man and a God like Thor? Really? Really?
Posted by Green Chili Tiger
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Posted on 4/15/14 at 5:37 pm to
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. I don't buy that even Captain America is needed to bark out orders either - to a genius like Iron Man and a God like Thor? Really? Really?


Of course. That kind of power comes with huge egos. Someone's gotta manage that. Why do you think the Eric Spoelstra has a job?
Posted by molsusports
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Posted on 4/15/14 at 5:40 pm to
ok, back to memes

Posted by jose canseco
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Posted on 4/15/14 at 5:45 pm to
Batman is the best superhero simply for the amount of pussy that Bruce Wayne gets. Thats why the others keep him around. Fact.
Posted by Green Chili Tiger
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Posted on 4/15/14 at 5:49 pm to
Posted by Tom288
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Posted on 4/15/14 at 6:10 pm to
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Wrong. The reason they invited him into the League is because DC wanted to make a damn mint off of comic nerds who got to see their favorite superheroes (i.e. Batman and Superman) fighting crime together, notwithstanding the fact that Batman and Superman are in entirely different realms of power and came into being in entirely separate universes. Of the original members, Batman is the only one without superpowers. One of these things is not like the others. Knowing full well he didn't really belong in the group to begin with, the writers carefully crafted a role for Batman in the League to make it more believable that 6 superhumans would need the assistance of a (relatively) normal human. Which is why so many have complained about Batman being used as a plot device in Justice League iterations of the character.


Posted by Bamatab
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Posted on 4/15/14 at 6:13 pm to
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Batman is the best superhero simply for the amount of pussy that Bruce Wayne gets. Thats why the others keep him around. Fact.

And he keeps young boys as wards...wait a minute
Posted by Bard
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Posted on 4/15/14 at 7:07 pm to
Posted by Master of Sinanju
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Posted on 4/15/14 at 7:13 pm to
quote:

Batman is the best superhero simply for the amount of pussy that Bruce Wayne gets. Thats why the others keep him around. Fact.


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