Fights that broke out in f'd up places: OT stories

I was at a wedding reception when a fight broke out. All because someone skipped in line at the buffet. The bride broke down and could not be consoled. I cringe just thinking about it.

I hate when I see fights at six flags, water parks or amusement parks cause were all just there to have a day off and have some fun but some people just suck..

I saw two lawncare guys fighting in front of a very nice house uptown. I saw the whole thing escalate from argument to fist fight. It was hilarious.

Arseinclarse and I got jumped in English Turn in 1997.

About ten years ago when my wife was a funeral director in Memphis. Dead guy had 2-3 ex-wives and a mistress. Son from the first marriage hated the second wife/step mother. He hid under/behind the casket and assaulted her. Shelby County Sheriff and MPD had to come out the funeral home.

I've told this story before, but...

My uncle punched my grandmother (his mom) in the face at my grandfathers funeral...

We don't associate with that uncle.

Every wedding reception in lower plaquemines had a fight. It was excepted.

Now the most fricked up fight I saw was on Easter Sunday at a friends grand mothers house. A cousin of mine and his friend had too much to drink and started make comments back and forth to each other about who owed who money, which was funny to the rest of us because they both were notorious bad money borrowers. As words escalated we thought it was a good idea to separate the two for a bit so we sent my cousin to the store to get smokes and stuff. All was fine until my cousin returned and another friend of mine made the comment " Hey Scott! Your arse whooping just pulled up." Well that was it. Scott had to keep it real after that. The two squared off in the front yard. Scott was so mad that when he swung at my cousin he missed him completely but caught another friend square in the eye, which was bad because he was getting married in two days and looked beat up for the wedding. That caused the future wife to get pissed and she started beating the hell out of Scott.

Happy Easter in Port Sulphur

Back in the day when you got up early to physically stand in line for concert tickets, we went to a Waffle House at like 5:30AM to eat and wait until tickets went on sale at 7AM or whatever. It's pretty mellow that early.

Anyway, without any warning, this white cashier and black customer start fighting over the counter, and the black lady ends up getting pulled over onto the grill side of the counter. Employees separated them, cops came, and the waitress threw her stuff down and left, apparently after getting fired on the spot.

We ended up being late for the ticket sale and got shitty seats to DMB. The end.

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I was listening some dude talk about how he was at a wedding and he and the groom were at the bar when two dudes on the bride's side of the family started throwing punches at the reception at the bar. The bride, all brides maids, and the mother of the bride could not be consoled.

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The next morning Pai Mei appeared at the Shaolin Temple and demanded of the Temple's head abbot that he offer Pai Mei his neck to repay the insult. The Abbot at first tried to console Pai Mei, only to find Pai Mei was inconsolable. So began the massacre of the Shaolin Temple and all sixty of the monks inside at the fists of the White Lotus.

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