re: Airport Madness......Weirdest thing you've ever seen at the airport/while flying

I've worked in airport operations since graduating at MAF, OKC and now SJT (small regional in Texas). Some stories that immediately come to mind are...

I've seen 2 people keel over and die in the terminal.

I've seen a couple have sex curbside on camera at 5 in the morning when they thought no one was watching.

Had it happen twice now at different airports where dudes piss all over the terrazzo as a prank and walk away like nothing happened.

One time in particular a casino charter flight full of old folks had just pulled off the jet bridge. Walked into the bathroom next to the gate, and two stalls literally looked like a shite explosion everywhere (walls, ceilings, floors) and there was a fully loaded depends on the floor. Old dude did not give a frick.

Seen multiple blowjobs both in the terminal and the parking lot.

Tons of fights, obviously. You get the drift.