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Airport Madness......Weirdest thing you've ever seen at the airport/while flying
Posted on 2/20/14 at 9:36 am
Posted on 2/20/14 at 9:36 am
Airports are the single best place in the world to people watch, bc people walk into the mf'er already at full retard.
There's gotta be some good stories out there..
Off the top of my head, first thing I can think of is while in George Bush in Houston, I was adjacent to a stall while shitting and homeboy next to me commences to go on a screaming/crying tyrade while shitting and on the phone all at the same time. It was weird loud and stinky all at once.
There's gotta be some good stories out there..
Off the top of my head, first thing I can think of is while in George Bush in Houston, I was adjacent to a stall while shitting and homeboy next to me commences to go on a screaming/crying tyrade while shitting and on the phone all at the same time. It was weird loud and stinky all at once.
This post was edited on 2/20/14 at 9:39 am
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Posted on 2/20/14 at 9:38 am to Ignignot
Swingers bar people watching is only thing that beats the airport.
No, I'm not a swinger, just been to one of their bars in Nashville
No, I'm not a swinger, just been to one of their bars in Nashville
Posted on 2/20/14 at 9:38 am to Ignignot
Lady tried to hang herself in the bathroom on a flight to Hong Kong.
They had to bust the door down to get her out. We were literally about 45 minutes from HK after being on a flight for 12 hours. They wouldn't let us land and we had to go to Sydney. The government wouldn't let us land in HK...guess they didn't want to deal with the bullshite.
They had to bust the door down to get her out. We were literally about 45 minutes from HK after being on a flight for 12 hours. They wouldn't let us land and we had to go to Sydney. The government wouldn't let us land in HK...guess they didn't want to deal with the bullshite.
This post was edited on 2/20/14 at 9:40 am
Posted on 2/20/14 at 9:40 am to Ignignot
Only thing I have was when we were flying to Perth, Austrailia and went through Moscow. All these russians got on the plane, you could smell the vodka in the air as soon as they got on the plane. They were rude as hell.
Right before we were about to land, the majority of them all got up and started changing clothes in the aisle, before we landed in Singapore...very weird. Luckily there was one hot arse russian girl with big boobs
Right before we were about to land, the majority of them all got up and started changing clothes in the aisle, before we landed in Singapore...very weird. Luckily there was one hot arse russian girl with big boobs
Posted on 2/20/14 at 9:42 am to Ignignot
Nothing too interesting. I was in line at security during a holiday weekend in Atlanta when someone ran through the checkpoint, the alarm sounded and all the TSA people started screaming "BREACH! RUNNER!"
It was announced to be a drill within like 30 seconds, but it was kind of chaotic for a moment.
It was announced to be a drill within like 30 seconds, but it was kind of chaotic for a moment.
Posted on 2/20/14 at 9:42 am to Ignignot
Lady walking a cat
Posted on 2/20/14 at 9:44 am to tylercsbn9
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45 minutes from HK after being on a flight for 12 hours. They wouldn't let us land and we had to go to Sydney.
So the plane had an extra 9+ hours of fuel on board meaning it had 21 hours of fuel? seems fishy.
Posted on 2/20/14 at 9:45 am to Ignignot
Flying from MSY to London on my senior trip, in-flight movie - Final Destination
Also never fails, every time my wife and I fly together the third seat on our row is always a 600 lbmouth breather with gi problems.
Also never fails, every time my wife and I fly together the third seat on our row is always a 600 lbmouth breather with gi problems.
Posted on 2/20/14 at 9:47 am to TheCaterpillar
I was in the Incheon Airport in Seoul and some lady came up to me and fell on the ground and started screaming and yelling. A few men came up behind me, acting concerned and tried to grab my luggage and cell phone as I tried to help the lady. Some undercover cops ran over and started kicking and dragging the woman away. Some locals grabbed and beat the guys who tried to take my bags. It was insane
Posted on 2/20/14 at 9:49 am to SuperflyLSU
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always a 600 lbmouth breather with gi problems
this made me laugh
Posted on 2/20/14 at 9:49 am to Kingwood Tiger
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All these russians got on the plane, you could smell the vodka in the air as soon as they got on the plane. They were rude as hell.
Sat next to a Russian from Houston to Amsterdam. They sure can booze.
Posted on 2/20/14 at 9:50 am to Ignignot
Shagged some Baylor sorostitute in the DFW airport
Posted on 2/20/14 at 9:51 am to HeadyBrosevelt
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Shagged some Baylor sorostitute in the DFW airport
like you knew her somewhat before, or made the initial meet in the airport and sealed the deal before ya'll left??
Posted on 2/20/14 at 9:51 am to Kingwood Tiger
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when we were flying to Perth, Austrailia and went through Moscow.
(looks at globe) Posted on 2/20/14 at 9:53 am to Ignignot
A Latina touched my weiner. It was nice
Posted on 2/20/14 at 9:53 am to Ignignot
Flew from Tucson to Houston once with a bat-shite crazy lady dressed like a hobo sitting in front of me. She kept walking up and down the aisles telling random people random stories, asking people for their food and their phone numbers. She went up to first class and bothered them for about 10 mins before the stewardess put an end to it.
The bad part was that they were having horrible weather in Houston so we had to land in Midland to take on more fuel which added another hour to this psycho show.
I still have some video of her on my phone. Would share if I could.
The bad part was that they were having horrible weather in Houston so we had to land in Midland to take on more fuel which added another hour to this psycho show.
I still have some video of her on my phone. Would share if I could.
Posted on 2/20/14 at 9:53 am to Ignignot
Nothing crazy. But my last night of my 30 day Europe trip I went out very hard in Barcelona. Had to be at airport at 4 am. Flew from Barcelona to Frankfurt. Frankfurt to DC, I had to sit next to two German dudes who smelled rank. I felt like death. They smelled awful and they kept mapping our their trip through the Appalachia. It was the worst day of my life.
This post was edited on 2/20/14 at 9:55 am
Posted on 2/20/14 at 9:59 am to TheGrouperFingers
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Nothing crazy. But my last night of my 30 day Europe trip I went out very hard in Barcelona. Had to be at airport at 4 am. Flew from Barcelona to Frankfurt. Frankfurt to DC, I had to sit next to two German dudes who smelled rank. I felt like death. They smelled awful and they kept mapping our their trip through the Appalachia. It was the worst day of my life.
Going to Barcelona this December making this exact flight. Getting up at 4am when leaving will suck. I hope I have fun but please no stinky Germans
This post was edited on 2/20/14 at 10:00 am
Posted on 2/20/14 at 10:02 am to TheGrouperFingers
I expect a whole lot of truth in this thread.
Posted on 2/20/14 at 10:06 am to Teddy Ruxpin
quote:You'll be fine as long as you don't go anywhere near Europe.
hope I have fun but please no stinky Germans
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