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re: Saved By the Bell - Snow White and the Seven Dorks

Posted on 2/19/14 at 11:05 am to
Posted by Kracka
Lafayette, Louisiana
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Posted on 2/19/14 at 11:05 am to
There were only what 15-20 people that were attending the school. Maybe no one else wanted the part?
Posted by LSUChamp06
Kansas City
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Posted on 2/19/14 at 11:05 am to
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One thing that always bugged me about the Tori episodes was that they made Lisa into a really smart chick. She had been all about boys, malls, shopping, etc. and was pretty ditzy. Then all of a sudden halfway through senior year she's on the Academic Bowl team? GTFO.


She was trying to get with that smart dude.
Posted by CocomoLSU
Inside your dome.
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Posted on 2/19/14 at 11:09 am to
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Buddy Bands...what a stupid fricking idea. I wouldn't want one if they were free

What about Love Cuffs?


Also, with the basketball goal...the only time we see it I think is during the Tori episodes when Zack tries to get him some handicapped arse from Melissa Donahue and they have the wheelchair basketball game in the gym.
Posted by CocomoLSU
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Posted on 2/19/14 at 11:11 am to
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She was trying to get with that smart dude.


Brian Watkins. But that was not the same year.

Also, IIRC, SAT scores:

Screech - 1220
Jessie - 1205
Kelly - 1100
Lisa - 1140
Slater - 1050
Zack - 1502
Posted by ProjectP2294
South St. Louis city
Member since May 2007
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Posted on 2/19/14 at 11:13 am to
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Screech - 1220


As I referenced earlier, if he could create a sentient robot and rig every locker at Bayside to open at the same time, he should be able to get a better SAT score than that.

Maybe he just really fricked up the English part.
Posted by LSUChamp06
Kansas City
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Posted on 2/19/14 at 11:18 am to
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As I referenced earlier, if he could create a sentient robot and rig every locker at Bayside to open at the same time, he should be able to get a better SAT score than that.

Maybe he just really fricked up the English part.


That chessmate of the month chick had him all fricked up.
Posted by CocomoLSU
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Posted on 2/19/14 at 11:18 am to
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As I referenced earlier, if he could create a sentient robot and rig every locker at Bayside to open at the same time, he should be able to get a better SAT score than that.

Exactly. Not to mention that he was Valedictorian. shite, Jessie was Salutatorian and she got a 1205. That bimbo Darlene even got a 1280.

But Zack had 1502 and wasn't even close to top of the class. Like Kelly said, the SATs measure how smart you are not how hard you work.
quote:

Maybe he just really fricked up the English part.

689 in verbal. 531 in math. So yeah, he sort of blew the math.
Posted by Pilot Tiger
North Carolina
Member since Nov 2005
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Posted on 2/19/14 at 11:20 am to
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Like Kelly said, the SATs measure how smart you are not how hard you work.
with minimum effort, he still should have had A's and B's though
Posted by ProjectP2294
South St. Louis city
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Posted on 2/19/14 at 11:20 am to
You can't build a robot and be bad at math.

Or maybe that's how the Terminator apocalypse started.
Posted by OnTheBrink
TN
Member since Mar 2012
5418 posts
Posted on 2/19/14 at 11:22 am to
Screech was also able to see the future when he got that toothache. I believe that's how Zack scammed Slater out of his Bomber jacket.
Posted by CocomoLSU
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Posted on 2/19/14 at 11:32 am to
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You can't build a robot and be bad at math.

He also built the "love detection" machine I believe...in the episode where Jennifer Wade (Slater's ex) comes to Bayside.

He definitely must have just slipped on the math that day.
Posted by White Shadeaux
In the nicest parts of hell
Member since Jan 2006
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Posted on 2/19/14 at 11:39 am to
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Screech - 1220 Jessie - 1205


I never really watched this show, but I thought Jessie was supposed to be the super smart chick?
Posted by The Sad Banana
The gate is narrow.
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Posted on 2/19/14 at 11:40 am to
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Zach made everyone freeze by saying timeout yet this is what puzzles you?
quote:

The short basketball court always puzzled me. You would think a nice school in southern California could afford a full size court. Not one the size of Sharp Road park court.
For real, doe!
Posted by CocomoLSU
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Member since Feb 2004
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Posted on 2/19/14 at 11:42 am to
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I never really watched this show, but I thought Jessie was supposed to be the super smart chick?

She was..that's why she was super pissed about her 1205 score.
Posted by LasVegasTiger
Idaho
Member since Apr 2008
8087 posts
Posted on 2/19/14 at 11:48 am to
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fresh prince had the tiny fricking court too and that really pissed me off




Hahah. Dude got the tip, didn't even land and nailed a 3 pointer. One of the more impressive feats I have seen.

The 3 point line almost touched half court. Haha
Posted by CocomoLSU
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Posted on 2/19/14 at 12:10 pm to
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Reminds me of the tiny arse court on Hang Time.
Posted by GeauxColonels
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Member since Oct 2009
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Posted on 2/19/14 at 1:11 pm to
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also, Zack had a 1504 (?) SAT score right? didn't he say his mom is making him go to Yale? But he doesn't. He goes to the same school as Kelly whose family is so poor that she could never afford yale, Slater who is a moron jock, and Screech got into like every school but goes to California University instead...

I believe Zack said that his mom made him APPLY...no go there. I think he decided to go there on his own since he was accepted. But, if you remember correctly from the pilot of SBTB: The College Years, Kelly wasn't there initially. Alex and Leslie had a black roommate. Kelly popped up after that and surprised Zack. Screech gave her the hookup on the room because the black chick had transferred to a different dorm (I believe).
This post was edited on 2/19/14 at 1:12 pm
Posted by Chuck U Farley
The 318
Member since Oct 2007
8994 posts
Posted on 2/19/14 at 1:35 pm to
Im surprised Zack didnt go to the military after he led his team to a near victory in the military games episode
Posted by GeauxColonels
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Member since Oct 2009
25604 posts
Posted on 2/19/14 at 1:36 pm to
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Im surprised Zack didnt go to the military after he led his team to a near victory in the military games episode

And what a rag tag crew of misfits that was.
Posted by foreverLSU
Member since Mar 2006
17060 posts
Posted on 2/19/14 at 1:40 pm to
[quote]How the frick did Slater manage to inject himself into that play? No way someone who takes high school drama as seriously as Mr. Bainbridge would simply let some idiot jock waltz in and declare himself an eighth dork (and Studly, no less). quote]


We're talking about the guy who casted Jessie as Snow White and Kelly as the Wicked Queen. I realize Kelly and Jesse are Tony award-esque performers, but cmon. Kelly said one line during tryouts with 1/10th of the bitchiness Jessie throws out on a regular day, and all of a sudden Mr. Brainbridge is all like ""ZOMGZ best wicked queen EVARRRR!!!" Mr. Tuttle would have had the decency to cast the show properly.



Cocomo, I'm sure you've read (or at least heard of) the greatness that is Full House Reviewed. You should do a blog of Saved by the Bell episodes with that format. I'd read.
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