re: Facebook status of the day. Need a translation.

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I love how this fat nasty fake hoe gonna talk shite about some1

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An overweight female dog that doesn't shower has the ability to talk, and she says hurtful things about the poster's family.

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bitch ur nasty and u need to get on a treadmill and loose some of that nasty arse pop belly

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The dog is fat. It should get less fat.

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u just mad ur hoe arse got caught tryin 2 frick over my family

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the dog appears to be promiscuous. It attempted to, in some way, cheat the poster's family in some matter.

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ahaha

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the poster laughed.

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u so nasty it kills me bitch

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I believe the dog smells particularly foul.

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u talk so much shite and u turn around and do wat u tellin ppl not 2 do

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A 'pot calling the kettle black' idiom seems to explain this line.

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bitch u and ur family been dead 2 us and i never liked ur arse to begin with

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the poster doesn't like the dog or its family. This is surprising based on the jovial nature in which the prior parts were written.

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trena was way better than u

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the poster enjoyed her previous dog more than their current dog.

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and she sure looked a million times better than u

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more of the above.

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so act like u aint catch that

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post was made so the dog could read it.

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now go be a little hoe cuz thats all ur nasty arse is

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continue to have sex with lots of dogs, because that is normal behavior. I don't understand the 'nasty' part though. I would've thought the owner could fix this by simply bathing the dog.


Best I can do.