re: Bodybuilding message board freaks out after seeing dorky teen with hot girls

Alright. First of all, the guys on that thread make an OT topic on Shreveport vs Baton Rouge look like a Hemingway novel.

Here is the angriest guy

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I would legit blast double this phaggot if I ever saw him irl, tea bag his face, then use every single ounce of strength in my body to slap my balls cutting right down on his face, I would sprawl harder than any Wrestler in the Olympics right on his god damn face repeatedly with my red and swollen nut sack, until his face is completely consumed by my under cheese, then proceed to piss on his face after a long day of nothing but asparagus, just to turn around and lay a protein packed dump held over the course of a week with no fiber, then go to his house and **** his Mom harder than Nacho banged Sasha Grey and proceed to blast my load all over her face while his Daddy watches in awe, as a godly alpha is tearing his wife apart like a real man should.

Then go back to where I left that piece of chit ginger and slap my flaccid cawk on his face right under his nose and tell him "THIS IS THE ONLY PUSY YOU'll EVER GET FROM NOW ON PHAGGOT."

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