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Signs your team is in a horrible bowl

Posted on 12/23/13 at 1:44 pm
Posted by kjntgr
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2004
8513 posts
Posted on 12/23/13 at 1:44 pm
1. There's a female commentator

2. The NFL logo is more visible than the bowl logo.

3. The game is being held in a baseball stadium.

4. Your QB is sent home for peeing off a balcony
Posted by LSUtoOmaha
Nashville
Member since Apr 2004
26586 posts
Posted on 12/23/13 at 1:45 pm to
Posted by SpartyGator
Detroit Lions fan
Member since Oct 2011
75669 posts
Posted on 12/23/13 at 1:47 pm to
Posted by kjntgr
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2004
8513 posts
Posted on 12/23/13 at 1:47 pm to
The following items are in the players "swag" bag:

Toothpaste

Toothbrush

Dental floss
Posted by WG_Dawg
Hoover
Member since Jun 2004
86578 posts
Posted on 12/23/13 at 1:47 pm to
It's sponsored by some sort of lawncare product

It's snowing

You can't remember what city you're playing in
Posted by hg
Member since Jun 2009
123740 posts
Posted on 12/23/13 at 1:48 pm to
You turn it down because you'd rather play in the fricking heart of Dallas bowl.
Posted by castorinho
13623 posts
Member since Nov 2010
82078 posts
Posted on 12/23/13 at 1:49 pm to
had to check out what 4 was about

quote:

BOISE, Idaho -- Boise State quarterback Joe Southwick says he was unfairly dismissed by the team from participating in Tuesday's Hawaii Bowl, arguing he was falsely accused of urinating from a hotel balcony.

Southwick, a senior who was sent home Friday by interim coach Bob Gregory shortly after the team arrived in Hawaii, took a polygraph test after returning to Boise in his bid to prove his innocence, KTVB reported Sunday.


quote:

Southwick said the results of the polygraph indicate he was telling the truth: He witnessed another player urinate off the balcony but didn't do it himself.
Posted by Doldil
The Ham
Member since Jan 2010
6214 posts
Posted on 12/23/13 at 1:50 pm to
stuck playing in your home stadium.
Posted by craigbiggio
Member since Dec 2009
31805 posts
Posted on 12/23/13 at 1:53 pm to
You're playing a Pac-12 team, and you're not in the BCS
Posted by Ohiotigerfan
South of I-10
Member since Oct 2004
1272 posts
Posted on 12/23/13 at 2:00 pm to
quote:

1. There's a female commentator

2. The NFL logo is more visible than the bowl logo.

3. The game is being held in a baseball stadium.

4. Your QB is sent home for peeing off a balcony


5. Bowl is not La, Ca, AZ or FL
6. Bowl is prior to New Years Eve
7. Your opponent is a MAC or Sun Belt team
Posted by LooseCannon22282
Mobile
Member since May 2008
33771 posts
Posted on 12/23/13 at 2:02 pm to
5. the highlight of the night is when Danica Patrick makes an appearance at halftime.

GODADDY!!!!!!!

Posted by Tactical1
Denham Springs
Member since May 2010
27104 posts
Posted on 12/23/13 at 2:06 pm to
Your teams plays before January 1st.
Posted by Purple Lion
Member since Feb 2013
636 posts
Posted on 12/23/13 at 2:09 pm to
I've always thought the Beef 'O' Brady's Bowl sounded awful
Posted by BCMCubs
Colorado
Member since Nov 2011
22146 posts
Posted on 12/23/13 at 2:29 pm to
When there are more people on the sidelines than in the stands. (Potato Bowl)
Posted by timbo
Red Stick, La.
Member since Dec 2011
7360 posts
Posted on 12/23/13 at 2:59 pm to
5) One of the coaches is a lame duck because he got fired for taking his team to said shitty bowl. Seems like that happens every year or so. I don't know how bowl organizers spin that.
Posted by DawgCountry
Great State of GA
Member since Sep 2012
30591 posts
Posted on 12/23/13 at 3:24 pm to
Spot on
Posted by SparkyAvenger
MLB U
Member since Dec 2013
832 posts
Posted on 12/23/13 at 3:59 pm to
TT fans have already predicted ASU will put up 50 on them.

No smack talk at all.
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