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Brace Yourselves... Why Your Team Sucks 2013: New Orleans Saints

Posted on 8/5/13 at 1:05 pm
Posted by jmay2007
Choppa City
Member since May 2010
819 posts
Posted on 8/5/13 at 1:05 pm
Try not to get too angry. It's all in good fun. And there's some truth in here. For instance:

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The Saints have concocted the perfect nightmare running back platoon. Darren Sproles catches all the passes. Pierre Thomas gets all the long runs. And Mark Ingram gets all the plays where he's stuffed at the goal line twice before a frustrated Brees throws an effortless touchdown to Jimmy Graham on third down. If the Saints could find a way to use sixteen backs to gain 1,200 yards over the course of a season, they would.


Deadspin

Posted by geauxtigers87
Louisiana
Member since Mar 2011
25234 posts
Posted on 8/5/13 at 1:05 pm to
ah forgot to look for this today

eta:they didn't torch us as bad as the falcons
This post was edited on 8/5/13 at 1:11 pm
Posted by Cap Crunch
Fire Alleva
Member since Dec 2010
54189 posts
Posted on 8/5/13 at 1:10 pm to
I like Drew Magary, he can be funny sometimes. But this is pretty unoriginal. Example:
quote:

When Drew Brees throws a pick, Saints fans are like GUMBO GUMBO GUMBO BREESUS CAN'T DO IT ALL HIMSELF GUMBO GUMBO PO' BOY ZYDECO POLICE CORRUPTION.

He used that same exact joke last year
Posted by AmosMosesAndTwins
Lake Charles
Member since Apr 2010
17890 posts
Posted on 8/5/13 at 1:12 pm to
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Darren Sproles catches all the passes. Pierre Thomas gets all the long runs.


Because Pierre never catches passes.

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And Mark Ingram gets all the plays where he's stuffed at the goal line twice before a frustrated Brees throws an effortless touchdown to Jimmy Graham on third down.


If the end result is a TD, who gives a frick?
Posted by Sophandros
Victoria Concordia Crescit
Member since Feb 2005
45218 posts
Posted on 8/5/13 at 1:12 pm to
I laughed at that.
Posted by Brettesaurus Rex
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2009
38259 posts
Posted on 8/5/13 at 1:17 pm to
That part is pretty damn funny and true.
Posted by Seand504
Member since Mar 2013
459 posts
Posted on 8/5/13 at 1:46 pm to
What a jackass! Obviously got confused one night on Bourbon and ended up with a tranny, and her dick was bigger!
Posted by dcrews
Houston, TX
Member since Feb 2011
30223 posts
Posted on 8/5/13 at 2:04 pm to
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When Drew Brees throws a pick, Saints fans are like GUMBO GUMBO GUMBO BREESUS CAN'T DO IT ALL HIMSELF GUMBO GUMBO PO' BOY ZYDECO POLICE CORRUPTION.


PAHAHAHAHA

Don't care if it's old, it still makes me laugh.
This post was edited on 8/5/13 at 2:06 pm
Posted by schexyoung
Deaf Valley
Member since May 2008
6535 posts
Posted on 8/5/13 at 2:11 pm to
quote:

Why Your Team Sucks 2013


Love reading these and can't wait for the 49ers edition... Kaep and Harbaugh will be well roasted.

Some good points were made about Brees' throwing picks and NOLA's economy depending on tourism, and yet its residents harbor distaste for tourists.

Also, It looks like Brees got a boner mid-play in that picture.
This post was edited on 8/5/13 at 2:22 pm
Posted by Ibleedblackandgold
Back in Louisiana where I belong
Member since Jun 2009
2738 posts
Posted on 8/5/13 at 3:24 pm to
Falcon one was funnier.
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