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re: Challenge: Rivals II Season Thread
Posted on 9/27/13 at 6:03 pm to CocomoLSU
Posted on 9/27/13 at 6:03 pm to CocomoLSU
johnny research project sponsored by da driveman:
1. johnny lost his only duel to tyler in his first challenge
2. didn't go into any duel thingies on his 2nd challenge
3. lost his only gauntlet to evan in his 3rd challenge
4.beat horrendous tyrie in a face-off on the island
5. beat more horrendous dunbar on the next challenge
6. got backpacked by CT and thus lost to Tyler in the Gulag
7. on rivals he and tyler beat CT and that little twat who's dad sang brickhouse in a jungle, but in actuality CT basically destroyed both of them and brickhouse jr. just brought the ball to the wrong end 2-3 times and lost the game for his team.
8.He and Camilla beat Mark (47 years old) and Robin (47 packs of cigs and twinkies per day) in a dome.
9. No jungles
so, looks like 4-3 in duels in his history, with 2 weak team wins and 2 wins over Dunbar and Tyrie.
1. johnny lost his only duel to tyler in his first challenge
2. didn't go into any duel thingies on his 2nd challenge
3. lost his only gauntlet to evan in his 3rd challenge
4.beat horrendous tyrie in a face-off on the island
5. beat more horrendous dunbar on the next challenge
6. got backpacked by CT and thus lost to Tyler in the Gulag
7. on rivals he and tyler beat CT and that little twat who's dad sang brickhouse in a jungle, but in actuality CT basically destroyed both of them and brickhouse jr. just brought the ball to the wrong end 2-3 times and lost the game for his team.
8.He and Camilla beat Mark (47 years old) and Robin (47 packs of cigs and twinkies per day) in a dome.
9. No jungles
so, looks like 4-3 in duels in his history, with 2 weak team wins and 2 wins over Dunbar and Tyrie.
This post was edited on 9/27/13 at 6:05 pm
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Posted on 9/27/13 at 6:31 pm to Maximus
Johnny is the most overrated "star" on these Challenges.
People like Alton, Mark Long, CT, Wes, the Miz, Derrick, Abram, and Kenny run circles around him, and even the secondary guys like Frank are better than him. Frank was definitely the better player on the team this year.
I know someone's going to post the money list, but I don't give a shite. He is lucky that he became friends with Kenny and Evan, while Wes took time off from the challenges and CT was put in time-out. At the same time, Alton probably read hundreds of bullshite books on spirituality, Miz became a wrestler, and Long just aged. So he was essentially going up against no one legit but Derrick, while he and his two buddies intimidated 110 pound girls into voting their way.
The only impressive thing he did was one the Battle of the Exes. Rivals 1 was bullshite. Winning by half an hour on day 1 leads to a 2 minute head start on day two
This one was even worse, but at least CT and Wes easily beat them in everything.
Btw, Wes did a Grantland podcast today. Starts around the 20 minute mark LINK
It isn't as scandalous as Frank's podcast, which I posted a few months ago. As you may have noticed, that podcast is no longer online. In fact, it's one of the only things Grantland has ever removed from their site. Bunim Murray must have really hated the stuff he said and pressured them to remove it.
Wes keeps it PG mostly. Explains his business, says no one did drugs this season, except for a couple of people with adderral prescriptions. Denies steroid use and sounds pretty earnest while talking about it. ALso says he thinks everyone was clean this year, which I would believe. Goes into his rivalry with Kenny a little and talks about his Johanna break-up which I think happened before the Island. Makes fun of Johnny and Kenny's tshirt and bobblehead businesses, and explains he got his monster truck as a 17 year old
I obviously don't like Johnny and the guy is a loser in so many ways, but I have to hand it to him. I just learned that his girlfriend is a two time Olympic medalist snowboarder who looks like this. If we are to believe Kelly Anne that he has a tiny dick and has to finger chicks with a banana to get them off, I'm even more confused how the hell he pulled this off.
ETA: The host asks him about Kenny and Evan and if they are banned. He says he can't talk about it, but doesn't deny that they are banned for life. Of course, the main guy on Vevmo has been saying that for a couple of years now. I love how the main source on Vevmo is a 60-year old retired colonel who was a press director in the fricking Clinton administration.
And two more things from Wes. He says he has done two marathons before and they were not as difficult as the final challenges on Rivals 1 or Rivals 2. Also, they had to lift 30 bags but for some reason, on tv, it said 20 bags.
People like Alton, Mark Long, CT, Wes, the Miz, Derrick, Abram, and Kenny run circles around him, and even the secondary guys like Frank are better than him. Frank was definitely the better player on the team this year.
I know someone's going to post the money list, but I don't give a shite. He is lucky that he became friends with Kenny and Evan, while Wes took time off from the challenges and CT was put in time-out. At the same time, Alton probably read hundreds of bullshite books on spirituality, Miz became a wrestler, and Long just aged. So he was essentially going up against no one legit but Derrick, while he and his two buddies intimidated 110 pound girls into voting their way.
The only impressive thing he did was one the Battle of the Exes. Rivals 1 was bullshite. Winning by half an hour on day 1 leads to a 2 minute head start on day two
This one was even worse, but at least CT and Wes easily beat them in everything. Btw, Wes did a Grantland podcast today. Starts around the 20 minute mark LINK
It isn't as scandalous as Frank's podcast, which I posted a few months ago. As you may have noticed, that podcast is no longer online. In fact, it's one of the only things Grantland has ever removed from their site. Bunim Murray must have really hated the stuff he said and pressured them to remove it.
Wes keeps it PG mostly. Explains his business, says no one did drugs this season, except for a couple of people with adderral prescriptions. Denies steroid use and sounds pretty earnest while talking about it. ALso says he thinks everyone was clean this year, which I would believe. Goes into his rivalry with Kenny a little and talks about his Johanna break-up which I think happened before the Island. Makes fun of Johnny and Kenny's tshirt and bobblehead businesses, and explains he got his monster truck as a 17 year old
I obviously don't like Johnny and the guy is a loser in so many ways, but I have to hand it to him. I just learned that his girlfriend is a two time Olympic medalist snowboarder who looks like this. If we are to believe Kelly Anne that he has a tiny dick and has to finger chicks with a banana to get them off, I'm even more confused how the hell he pulled this off.
ETA: The host asks him about Kenny and Evan and if they are banned. He says he can't talk about it, but doesn't deny that they are banned for life. Of course, the main guy on Vevmo has been saying that for a couple of years now. I love how the main source on Vevmo is a 60-year old retired colonel who was a press director in the fricking Clinton administration.
And two more things from Wes. He says he has done two marathons before and they were not as difficult as the final challenges on Rivals 1 or Rivals 2. Also, they had to lift 30 bags but for some reason, on tv, it said 20 bags.
This post was edited on 9/27/13 at 6:39 pm
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