re: Scottie Pippen arrested on felony assault charges

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Man: "Hey, it's Scottie Pippen! I should politely ask him for an autograph after dessert."

Man: [eats restaurant's specialty, a frozen banana]

Man: [decides to order another because it was so good]

Man: [orders] Man: "Might as well go ask him while I'm waiting."

Man: [walks over to Scottie Pippen]

Man: "Excuse me, Mr. Pippen. Could I trouble you for an autograph? I was always a big fan of yours."

Pippen: "No- [starts to say "problem", but is cut off]

Waiter: "I'm sorry, sir. The kitchen says we're out of that dessert.

Man: "Ah, who needs a second banana, anyway?"

Pippen: [beats shite out of Man] Today 4:41pm

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