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ETA: Now best Office episode discussion
Posted on 5/13/13 at 10:02 pm
Posted on 5/13/13 at 10:02 pm
-Prison Mike
This post was edited on 5/14/13 at 7:51 am
Posted on 5/13/13 at 10:11 pm to Wooly
worst part about prison was...the dementors!
classic nard dog too
classic nard dog too
This post was edited on 5/13/13 at 10:12 pm
Posted on 5/13/13 at 10:11 pm to Wooly
I stole, and I robbed, and I kidnapped the president's son and held him for ransom.
...and I never got caught, neither!
...and I never got caught, neither!
Posted on 5/13/13 at 10:20 pm to dawgdayafternoon
You would be da belle of da ball
Posted on 5/13/13 at 10:28 pm to BilJ
ehh its a great one but not the best one for me
Posted on 5/13/13 at 10:29 pm to BilJ
quote:
Angela: Do you really expect us to believe you're somebody else?
quote:
Michael Scott: Do you really expect me not to push you up against the wall, biatch?
Posted on 5/13/13 at 10:32 pm to J Murdah
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classic nard dog too
like I said in and earlier thread, they fricked his character up so badly you forget how good he once was
Posted on 5/13/13 at 10:35 pm to BilJ
I'll take Scott Totts and The Dinner Party over this one.
Posted on 5/13/13 at 10:36 pm to BilJ
quote:
You would be da belle of da ball
I say this constantly
Off topic - I really like the nard dog calling Jim 2.0 Plop. Really the only funny thing he's done recently.
Posted on 5/13/13 at 10:38 pm to BilJ
quote:couldnt agree more. he was once my favorite character. They also fricked dwight up.
like I said in and earlier thread, they fricked his character up so badly you forget how good he once was
Posted on 5/13/13 at 10:56 pm to LesGeaux45
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Scott Totts
this one was just more awkward and cringey than funny
quote:
The Dinner Party
I would hear that argument
Posted on 5/14/13 at 5:32 am to BilJ
quote:It's in my top 5
Perhaps the GOAT episode of The Office
But Dinner Party, The Injury are my 2 favorite
da belle of da bawl gets me everytime
Posted on 5/14/13 at 6:07 am to LesGeaux45
scotts tots was funny in the opening when stanley laughed and said what it was, then the rest of the show was meh.
the one where michael is deposed in jan's case and pushes toby's plate off the table in the lunchroom is up there too.
the one where michael is deposed in jan's case and pushes toby's plate off the table in the lunchroom is up there too.
This post was edited on 5/14/13 at 6:08 am
Posted on 5/14/13 at 7:21 am to Maximus
quote:oh yea, def in my top 5 too
pushes toby's plate off the table in the lunchroom
Toby being all heartfelt and you're thinking Michael may actually be listening to him then pushing his tray off the table and gets up and walks away
Posted on 5/14/13 at 7:31 am to Pilot Tiger
It's weird how amazing the show was at its peak. I watched Prison Mike about a week ago and it was just incredible.
Hey, hey dat's just da way we talk in da clink.
I am here to scare you straight....I AM HERE TO SCARE YOU STRAAAAAAAIGHT!
"Don't drop the soap, don't drop the soap." Then he starts making kissing sounds at Ryan.
Jim: Where did you learn all this stuff?
PM: Intunet.
Jim: So, not prison?
PM: ...and prison. 50/50.......bote.

quote:
Do you really expect me not to push you up against the wall, biatch?
Hey, hey dat's just da way we talk in da clink.
I am here to scare you straight....I AM HERE TO SCARE YOU STRAAAAAAAIGHT!
"Don't drop the soap, don't drop the soap." Then he starts making kissing sounds at Ryan.
Jim: Where did you learn all this stuff?
PM: Intunet.
Jim: So, not prison?
PM: ...and prison. 50/50.......bote.
Posted on 5/14/13 at 7:40 am to LesGeaux45
quote:
I'll take Scott Totts and The Dinner Party over this one.
Phylliss' Wedding is up there too for me.
Posted on 5/14/13 at 7:45 am to Maximus
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the one where michael is deposed in jan's case
Jan's lawyer: How long have you known Ms. Levinson?
Michael Scott: Six years and two months.
Jan's lawyer: And you were directly under her the entire time?
Michael Scott: That's what she said.
Jan's lawyer: Excuse me?
Michael Scott: [slowly] That's what she said.
Jan: If I may, he was just telling a joke before, so can we move on to a different question?
Jan's lawyer: Are you sure?
Jan: Uh, yes.
Jan's lawyer: Can you go back to where this digression began?
Court reporter: [reading] Mr. Schneider. And you were directly under her the entire time? Mr. Scott. That's what she said.
Michael Scott: Well. Delivery's all wrong. She's butchering it.
Posted on 5/14/13 at 7:54 am to CocomoLSU
Gay Witchhunt has to be up there
quote:
Toby: Apparently you called Oscar "faggie" for liking the movie Shakespeare in Love more than an action movie.
Michael: It wasn't just an action movie, it was Die Hard!
Toby: All right Michael, but Oscar's really gay.
Michael: Exactly!
Toby: I mean for real.
Michael: Yeah, I know.
Toby: No, I mean he's attracted to other men.
Michael: OK, a little too far, crossed the line.
Toby: OK, I am telling you, Oscar is an actual homosexual. Yeah, he told me this morning. And, obviously he hopes he can count on your discretion.
Michael: I would have never called him that if I knew. You don't... You don't call retarded people "retards". It's bad taste. You call your friends "retards" when they're acting retarded. And I consider Oscar a friend.
quote:
Dwight: You could assume everyone is, and not say anything offensive.
Michael: Yeah, I'm sure everyone would appreciate me treating them like they were gay.
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