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WTF? Abraham Lincoln vampire hunter
Posted on 5/4/13 at 8:16 pm
Posted on 5/4/13 at 8:16 pm
holy fricking shite, has history ever been assraped like this before?
I mean I know its camp ,but I just cant do this
I mean I know its camp ,but I just cant do this
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Posted on 5/4/13 at 8:17 pm to OWLFAN86
If you want the "true" story, then watch Lincoln.
Posted on 5/4/13 at 8:18 pm to OWLFAN86
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I mean I know its camp ,but I just cant do this
Book is legit. Movie adaptation is shite.
Posted on 5/4/13 at 8:18 pm to OWLFAN86
it was horrible. absolutely horrible. my friends ate that shite up but i wanted to go all louis black and shove a spoon in my eye. i even knew what i was getting into and i figured i'd leave not liking it but it just got so much worse.
This post was edited on 5/4/13 at 8:19 pm
Posted on 5/4/13 at 8:18 pm to OWLFAN86
WAIT, you're telling me this movie isn't satire?
Posted on 5/4/13 at 8:18 pm to OWLFAN86
Now you just need to watch Lincoln: zombie killer to complete the story. Its on Netflix.
Posted on 5/4/13 at 8:20 pm to Khal Drogo
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If you want the "true" story, then read the book.
Posted on 5/4/13 at 8:22 pm to Khal Drogo
quote:hisory major I know the true story
If you want the "true" story, then watch Lincoln.
this is making my brain hurt
Posted on 5/4/13 at 8:23 pm to OWLFAN86
I enjoyed it
Posted on 5/4/13 at 8:36 pm to OWLFAN86
quote:
holy fricking shite, has history ever been assraped like this before?
Just ask any Republican about Bush's Presidency in retrospect. Hell, you're a political consultant in Texas if I recall correctly, so you must live with shite everyday.
ETA: I don't know why but I think this movie looks great- and I'm not really expecting historical accuracy from this flick either. Action looks good, vampires, axe swinging, Abe Lincoln killing, it has it all.
This post was edited on 5/4/13 at 8:38 pm
Posted on 5/4/13 at 8:38 pm to Murray
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Book is legit
Very legit! Exceeded all expectations I had going into it.
Posted on 5/4/13 at 8:39 pm to BigAppleTiger
I dance with the traveling Thunder from Down Under review
Posted on 5/4/13 at 8:41 pm to JimMorrison
Posted on 5/4/13 at 8:41 pm to OWLFAN86
I'm sure you make good use of your kiwi. You merkin it?
This post was edited on 5/4/13 at 8:43 pm
Posted on 5/4/13 at 8:45 pm to BigAppleTiger
I have this bit with flaming coconuts and a iguana
Posted on 5/4/13 at 8:47 pm to OWLFAN86
Put you on a double bill with Dita Von Teese and we could all make some money. 
Posted on 5/4/13 at 8:48 pm to OWLFAN86
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holy fricking shite, has history ever been assraped like this before?
If you are really a history major, you should know that legitimate history is "assraped" all the time.
From Columbus discovering America to Paul Revere
replacing Isreal Bissel. Its the Liberty Valance Syndrome...when the legend becomes fact...print the legend.
Moreover, Columbus did report seeing a flying saucer come out of the water in his log and George Washington was visited by a vision in the trees at Valley Forge. Also Andrew Jackson had an encounter with the Bell Witch in Tennessee.As for Abe, I think Mary Todd was worse than any vampire we could dream up. Chill out Mr. history major.
Learn to suspend reality to enjoy a movie.
Posted on 5/4/13 at 9:05 pm to Rougarou4lsu
I will frick you up like the Britsh did the Zulus in the Anglo-Zulu war if you ever question me again
Posted on 5/4/13 at 9:09 pm to OWLFAN86
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hisory major
Did you mean history? Sorry, my 1st thought.
Posted on 5/4/13 at 9:10 pm to chinese58
well I sure aint no english major obviosuly
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