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Hey where the white women at

Posted on 5/3/13 at 10:47 pm
Posted by GregMaddux
LSU Fan
Member since Jun 2011
18723 posts
Posted on 5/3/13 at 10:47 pm
What's your favorite line from blazing saddles?

Where the white women at is funny as frick.

-they said you was hung!

-they were right.



Posted by mt1
LV
Member since Nov 2006
7713 posts
Posted on 5/3/13 at 10:49 pm to
The Sheriff's a goddamn [ding dong]
Posted by dpd901
South Louisiana
Member since Apr 2011
7899 posts
Posted on 5/3/13 at 10:50 pm to
Baby Please, I'm not from Havana.

I wash born here, an I wash raished here, and dad gum it, I am gonna die here, an no sidewindin' bushwackin', hornswagglin' cracker croaker is gonna rouin me bishen cutter.
Posted by fitz1190
Member since Aug 2008
3557 posts
Posted on 5/3/13 at 10:53 pm to
"Somebody's got to go back and get a shite load of dimes!"
Posted by Rittdog
Yesterday, all my troubles seemed
Member since Oct 2009
9955 posts
Posted on 5/3/13 at 10:54 pm to
The greatest line? The line they edited out of the movie.

When Madeline Khan is kissing Bart and says "It's true! It's true!"

In the original script Bart responds...

"Stop! You're sucking my elbow."

Posted by saintsfan92612
Taiwan
Member since Oct 2008
30530 posts
Posted on 5/3/13 at 11:05 pm to
Posted by John McClane
Member since Apr 2010
37180 posts
Posted on 5/3/13 at 11:07 pm to
I'm thorry thir, I couldn't possibly fit him in til Monday
Posted by Ace Midnight
Between sanity and madness
Member since Dec 2006
95796 posts
Posted on 5/3/13 at 11:18 pm to
quote:

"Somebody's got to go back and get a shite load of dimes!"



The late great Slim Pickens.

Stole nearly every scene he was in.
Posted by White Roach
Member since Apr 2009
9666 posts
Posted on 5/3/13 at 11:41 pm to
Why Mr Lamar, you use your mouth prettier than a $20 whore!
Posted by BamaFanInTigerland
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Sep 2009
787 posts
Posted on 5/3/13 at 11:44 pm to
Impossible to pick only one but this one but this is up there.

Taggart: We'll work up a Number 6 on 'em.
Hedley Lamarr: [frowns] "Number 6"? I'm afraid I'm not familiar with that one.
Taggart: Well, that's where we go a-ridin' into town, a-whompin' and a-whumpin' every livin' thing that moves within an inch of its life. Except the women folks, of course.
Hedley Lamarr: You spare the women?
Taggart: Naw, we rape the shite out of them at the Number Six Dance later on.
Posted by Notro
Alison Brie's Boobs
Member since Sep 2011
7937 posts
Posted on 5/4/13 at 12:09 am to
quote:

I wash born here, an I wash raished here, and dad gum it, I am gonna die here, an no sidewindin' bushwackin', hornswagglin' cracker croaker is gonna rouin me bishen cutter.


Now, who can argue with that.
Posted by Stonehog
Platinum Rewards Club
Member since Aug 2011
34242 posts
Posted on 5/4/13 at 12:36 am to
"Little bastard shot me in the arse."
Posted by Sho Nuff
Oahu
Member since Feb 2009
14075 posts
Posted on 5/4/13 at 2:11 am to


LINK

It makes me laugh every time.. His face when he delivers the line is priceless.

The whole movie is awesome though, what a classic.
This post was edited on 5/4/13 at 2:12 am
Posted by DMagic
#ChowderPosse
Member since Aug 2010
50500 posts
Posted on 5/4/13 at 2:17 am to
To tell a family secret: My mother was Dutch
Posted by 20MuleTeam
West Hartford
Member since Sep 2012
3862 posts
Posted on 5/4/13 at 6:41 am to
Dock that chink a days pay for sleeping on the job
Posted by FairhopeTider
Fairhope, Alabama
Member since May 2012
22808 posts
Posted on 5/4/13 at 8:36 am to
The Sheriff is near!!!

I still believe race relations would be solved if everyone would be forced to watch this movie.
Posted by OlGrandad
Member since Oct 2009
4587 posts
Posted on 5/4/13 at 8:55 am to

Posted by LoveThatMoney
Who knows where?
Member since Jan 2008
12687 posts
Posted on 5/4/13 at 10:29 am to
Reverend: O Lord, do we have the strength to carry off this mighty task in one night? Or are we just jerking off?

Townspeople: Amen.

Posted by ProjectP2294
West St. Louis County
Member since May 2007
79087 posts
Posted on 5/4/13 at 10:32 am to
-Qualifications?

--Rape, murder, arson, and rape.

-You said rape twice.

--I like rape.
Posted by OhFace55
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2007
7070 posts
Posted on 5/4/13 at 10:36 am to
Excuse me one second while I whip this out
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