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Worst possible news about beer

Posted on 4/18/13 at 7:30 am
Posted by MeridianDog
Home on the range
Member since Nov 2010
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Posted on 4/18/13 at 7:30 am
Oh Noze

Beer makes you want more beer

I'v been telling people this about popcorn and roasted peanuts for years.

Posted by MeridianDog
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Member since Nov 2010
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Posted on 4/18/13 at 7:36 am to
Wonder if I can get a federal grant to do the same study with fried chicken, because as a somewhat famous scientist with personal experience to add to the data base, I have have a hypothesis that could use a government sponsored study to confirm.

Posted by LSUballs
RayVegas LA
Member since Feb 2008
40383 posts
Posted on 4/18/13 at 7:38 am to
Whew, I thought you were going to tell me the Bud Light plant got bombed.
Posted by CITWTT
baton rouge
Member since Sep 2005
31765 posts
Posted on 4/18/13 at 7:42 am to
I thought you were a bourbon kind of man.
Posted by smilodonfatalis
Georgia 36,000 BP
Member since Sep 2012
375 posts
Posted on 4/18/13 at 7:51 am to
Having sex after drinking beer restores dopamine balances in your brain.
Posted by BRgetthenet
Member since Oct 2011
118252 posts
Posted on 4/18/13 at 7:51 am to
Beer makes me want fried chicken, and fried chicken makes me want beer.
Posted by LSUballs
RayVegas LA
Member since Feb 2008
40383 posts
Posted on 4/18/13 at 7:52 am to
I'm a multi faceted drunk Cit. I'm good with everything short of 98% isopropyl.
Posted by AlxTgr
Kyre Banorg
Member since Oct 2003
87530 posts
Posted on 4/18/13 at 8:43 am to
Bud Light and Charter. I truly need nothing more, but will stray from time to time.
Posted by F machine
Member since Jun 2009
11886 posts
Posted on 4/18/13 at 8:46 am to
quote:

Whew, I thought you were going to tell me the Bud Light plant got bombed.


If the terrorists want to win, this is where they should hit us. Americans without beer lose all morale.
Posted by MeridianDog
Home on the range
Member since Nov 2010
14539 posts
Posted on 4/18/13 at 9:20 am to
quote:

everything short of 98% isopropyl


My concern for public health forces me to make the following Public announcement:

"drinking Isopropyl alcohol will make you howl at the moon, but as you howl, your brain cells are dieing at a high rate of morbidity that will quickly result in your needing a hole in the ground and a pine box as a new place of residence.

Dr. Tischner's on the other hand will leave your breath clean and refreshed and your oral microbial count significantly lowered for a brief period of time.

Also, per my experience, gin has a nice after taste of juniper berries that many Englishmen and my old boss seem to prefer. Reminds me of the stuff doctors used ot soak their oral thermometers. I have no idea what the rectal thermometers tasted like.
Posted by inadaze
Member since Aug 2010
5241 posts
Posted on 4/18/13 at 10:44 am to
Doesn't apply to me. Lately I've been drinking 1, maybe 2 beers a day but I never have the urge to get drunk.

I think I may have gotten that out of my system in HS & College, I don't know. Since then I've never had a real strong urge to drink. Up until about 2 months ago I would only drink a handful of times a year, or maybe not at all.


I would have liked to see the results of additional scanning on the dopamine receptors of participants that continued to drink multiple beers to see if they continued to get the dopamine release or if/when it stopped.
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