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How should I make the wife pay me back after trying to kill me on ATV.

Posted on 4/6/13 at 11:17 am
Posted by SmackoverHawg
Member since Oct 2011
31654 posts
Posted on 4/6/13 at 11:17 am
She wrecked on her four wheeler. I ended up with a bad concussion and 12 stitches in the back of my head. Was out cold for 5-10 min and don't remember shite for 6-8 hours.

How can I best take advantage of this? She did break a couple ribs and got 4 staples in the back of her dome so she didn't come out unscathed.

Posted by TigerTatorTots
The Safeshore
Member since Jul 2009
82219 posts
Posted on 4/6/13 at 11:23 am to
-Nude photoshoot to store on your imageshack (and share if you would like)
-3 some with her and her hottest friend
-Steak and BJ day everyday for the foreseeable future
-Guys poker night were she waits on the fellas hand and foot in a french maid outfit



I could think of more but those should suffice
Posted by CBLSU316
Far Right of Left
Member since Jun 2008
11432 posts
Posted on 4/6/13 at 11:23 am to
BJ or PIIHB are the only answers here
Posted by Walt OReilly
Poplarville, MS
Member since Oct 2005
124694 posts
Posted on 4/6/13 at 11:24 am to
blowjobs for a year
Posted by DrTyger
Covington
Member since Oct 2009
22325 posts
Posted on 4/6/13 at 11:25 am to
quote:

-Nude photoshoot to store on your imageshack (and share if you would like)
-3 some with her and her hottest friend
-Steak and BJ day everyday for the foreseeable future
-Guys poker night were she waits on the fellas hand and foot in a french maid outfit


:kige:
Posted by SmackoverHawg
Member since Oct 2011
31654 posts
Posted on 4/6/13 at 11:30 am to
quote:

Nude photoshoot to store on your imageshack (and share if you would like)
-3 some with her and her hottest friend
-Steak and BJ day everyday for the foreseeable future
-Guys poker night were she waits on the fellas hand and foot in a french maid outfit

The threesome, BJ's, photos, and french maid are all a strong possibilty as she does like girls and is an exhibitionist. (when drunk). Terrible cook however. The steak I'd have to do myself, but I could have her cut it up and feed it to me.
This post was edited on 4/6/13 at 11:33 am
Posted by jimbeam
University of LSU
Member since Oct 2011
75703 posts
Posted on 4/6/13 at 11:31 am to
a good start from what TTT said
Posted by TigerTatorTots
The Safeshore
Member since Jul 2009
82219 posts
Posted on 4/6/13 at 11:46 am to
3/4 aint bad at all
Posted by DrTyger
Covington
Member since Oct 2009
22325 posts
Posted on 4/6/13 at 11:48 am to
Hell, 1/4 in that ain't bad
Posted by SmackoverHawg
Member since Oct 2011
31654 posts
Posted on 4/6/13 at 11:51 am to
Posted by weagle99
Member since Nov 2011
35893 posts
Posted on 4/6/13 at 2:27 pm to
Need pics to make a recommendation.
Posted by Ace Midnight
Between sanity and madness
Member since Dec 2006
95800 posts
Posted on 4/6/13 at 2:34 pm to
quote:

BJ or PIIHB are the only answers here


This is where I'm at - or, dare I say, combine them?

(Too soon?)
Posted by Ace Midnight
Between sanity and madness
Member since Dec 2006
95800 posts
Posted on 4/6/13 at 2:36 pm to
quote:

She wrecked on her four wheeler. I ended up with a bad concussion and 12 stitches in the back of my head. Was out cold for 5-10 min and don't remember shite for 6-8 hours.

How can I best take advantage of this? She did break a couple ribs and got 4 staples in the back of her dome so she didn't come out unscathed.


Wait a f*cking minute, here? I'm slow, but not that slow - this strongly implies that YOU were riding on the back of HER four wheeler.

If that is true, then you got off light. You should be dead my friend. This is a f*cking miracle and I want you to acknowledge it.
Posted by KingRanch
The Ranch
Member since Mar 2012
61759 posts
Posted on 4/6/13 at 3:19 pm to
Solid list tots

Posted by SmackoverHawg
Member since Oct 2011
31654 posts
Posted on 4/6/13 at 3:23 pm to
quote:



Wait a f*cking minute, here? I'm slow, but not that slow - this strongly implies that YOU were riding on the back of HER four wheeler.

If that is true, then you got off light. You should be dead my friend. This is a f*cking miracle and I want you to acknowledge it.

Yes, I was riding on back of HER 4-wheeler. My Rhino was stuck and we were finishing our ride.
Posted by DonChowder
Sonoma County
Member since Dec 2012
9249 posts
Posted on 4/6/13 at 3:57 pm to
quote:

My Rhino was stuck
Inexcusable.
Posted by aVatiger
Water
Member since Jan 2006
27967 posts
Posted on 4/6/13 at 3:57 pm to
quote:

She wrecked on her four wheeler. I ended up with a bad concussion and 12 stitches in the back of my head. Was out cold for 5-10 min and don't remember shite for 6-8 hours.


da frick you getting on the ATV when a women is driving anyway?

piihb
Posted by 4X4DEMON
NWLA
Member since Dec 2007
11957 posts
Posted on 4/6/13 at 4:08 pm to
quote:

My Rhino was stuck


Thats what winches are for
Posted by Ace Midnight
Between sanity and madness
Member since Dec 2006
95800 posts
Posted on 4/6/13 at 6:02 pm to
quote:

Thats what winches are for





Good point, and maybe THAT was his mistake.

Smackover, it's wInches, brah, not wEnches.
This post was edited on 4/6/13 at 6:03 pm
Posted by OldHickory
New Orleans
Member since Apr 2012
10829 posts
Posted on 4/6/13 at 6:14 pm to
Winches not Wenches.
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