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Mad Men: If you were Don Draper

Posted on 4/2/13 at 12:12 pm
Posted by smash williams
San Diego
Member since Apr 2009
21078 posts
Posted on 4/2/13 at 12:12 pm
Who would you be married to and who would be your side piece?

Wifey - Rachel (smart and loves dogs)
Sidepiece - Joy (21 and not possessive, loves to travel)
Posted by MaesterMullen
flowood,ms
Member since Jul 2012
1653 posts
Posted on 4/2/13 at 12:17 pm to
it's been awhile since I've seen all the season, but my sidepiece would definitely be the teacher, can't remember her name.

as far as wife, I'm a Megan Draper fan. I'd love for her to clean my living room, if you catch my drift
Posted by iheartlsu
Nashville
Member since Sep 2005
27751 posts
Posted on 4/2/13 at 12:21 pm to
Married - Suzanne Farrell
Sidepiece - Bethany Van Nuys
Posted by DelU249
Austria
Member since Dec 2010
77625 posts
Posted on 4/2/13 at 12:24 pm to
Don draper in a 21st century setting

Married: The chick whose dad invented the toaster stroodle

Side piece: mila kunis
Posted by timbo
Red Stick, La.
Member since Dec 2011
7900 posts
Posted on 4/2/13 at 12:26 pm to
If I were Don, I would have spit some game at Joan. There was that great scene where he admitted he was kind of scared of her.
Who was that smart blonde woman he dated before he ran off with Megan? She was nice.
Posted by ProjectP2294
West St. Louis County
Member since May 2007
79086 posts
Posted on 4/2/13 at 12:27 pm to
quote:

Who was that smart blonde woman he dated before he ran off with Megan? She was nice.

The consultant? Sally would have eaten her alive.
Posted by Blue Velvet
Apple butter toast is nice
Member since Nov 2009
20112 posts
Posted on 4/2/13 at 12:32 pm to
Suzanne Farrell
Wouldn't marry her or have a side piece.
Posted by MaesterMullen
flowood,ms
Member since Jul 2012
1653 posts
Posted on 4/2/13 at 12:32 pm to
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Fat Betty would have eaten her


FIFY
Posted by Cajun Revolution
Member since Apr 2009
44671 posts
Posted on 4/2/13 at 12:51 pm to
I still like Betty. She'd be my #1 piece. Her attitude sucks but that just makes the sex better.
Posted by MaesterMullen
flowood,ms
Member since Jul 2012
1653 posts
Posted on 4/2/13 at 12:54 pm to
you like a little junk in the trunk, eh?

don't get me wrong, I would plow also
Posted by elprez00
Hammond, LA
Member since Sep 2011
31567 posts
Posted on 4/2/13 at 1:00 pm to
Betty is the kind of girl you want to just "Be Pretty, Be Naked, and Be Quiet." I think one of the more genius episodes of this series was when Betty discovered Dick and all the cheating, then confronted Don about it. Don was wrong and horrible for doing all of that to his family, but I found myself hating Betty for digging into Dons personal life.
Posted by bigcobra
Saints Fan
Member since Nov 2008
1030 posts
Posted on 4/2/13 at 1:05 pm to
Don should bang Pete's wife, Peggy, Meagan's mom, Joanie, his black secretary, and that chick that he dreamed about banging last season when he was sick.
Posted by MaesterMullen
flowood,ms
Member since Jul 2012
1653 posts
Posted on 4/2/13 at 1:07 pm to
quote:

Meagan's mom


him and Roger could tag team
Posted by tigercross
Member since Feb 2008
5070 posts
Posted on 4/2/13 at 1:08 pm to
quote:

Sidepiece - Joy (21 and not possessive, loves to travel)


Joy was the broad from "The Jet Set" right? Not the junkie from the Village?

Too bad he missed out on going toe-to-toe with Ida "The Queen of Perversion" Blankenship.

He should definitely try to get up in Trudy. You know Pete can't handle that.
Posted by SLafourche07
Member since Feb 2008
10054 posts
Posted on 4/2/13 at 1:13 pm to
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I think one of the more genius episodes of this series was when Betty discovered Dick



Which one was this again? May need to rewatch.
Posted by Blue Velvet
Apple butter toast is nice
Member since Nov 2009
20112 posts
Posted on 4/2/13 at 1:14 pm to
quote:

Meagan's mom
Posted by ProjectP2294
West St. Louis County
Member since May 2007
79086 posts
Posted on 4/2/13 at 1:26 pm to
quote:

He should definitely try to get up in Trudy. You know Pete can't handle that.


He could have had Trudy, Alex Mack, and Megan all at the same time after he took his shirt off to fix the sink at Pete's house, while Pete and Ken questioned their own manhood in the corner while crying.
Posted by bigcobra
Saints Fan
Member since Nov 2008
1030 posts
Posted on 4/2/13 at 1:29 pm to
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He could have had Trudy, Alex Mack, and Megan all at the same time after he took his shirt off to fix the sink at Pete's house, while Pete and Ken questioned their own manhood in the corner while crying.


LMAO. Pete looked like a bitch in that one. On another note, did yall see Pete is engaged to the chick he banged last season in real life. The dude from the train's wife.
Posted by ProjectP2294
West St. Louis County
Member since May 2007
79086 posts
Posted on 4/2/13 at 1:35 pm to
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did yall see Pete is engaged to the chick he banged last season in real life. The dude from the train's wife.

Mother fricker. I love Alexis Bledel. That lucky bastard.
Posted by timbo
Red Stick, La.
Member since Dec 2011
7900 posts
Posted on 4/2/13 at 1:50 pm to
Pete Campbell is the second most unlikable character on television. (Joffrey from Game of Thrones has the title wrapped up and it ain't even close.) He really is an all-around awful human being.
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