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What do you do when you find a baby Raccoon?

Posted on 3/26/13 at 8:48 pm
Posted by GaryMyMan
Shreveport
Member since May 2007
13499 posts
Posted on 3/26/13 at 8:48 pm
Just found one in the street. We heard some other babies in a tree so we tried to help him back to the nest but he's whimpering and slowly crawling from branch to branch. I guess nature will take its course...




Posted by El Josey Wales
Greater Geismar
Member since Nov 2007
22710 posts
Posted on 3/26/13 at 8:50 pm to
Give it to Choirboy to train his new pup with.
Posted by MoreOrLes
Member since Nov 2008
19472 posts
Posted on 3/26/13 at 8:50 pm to
choot it
Posted by DownshiftAndFloorIt
Here
Member since Jan 2011
72251 posts
Posted on 3/26/13 at 8:51 pm to
That's a good idea.

Or coot it

Or bring it to the vet, get it a rabies shot, and keep it till it gets big and then coot it.
Posted by Child of the Missip
Member since May 2012
1522 posts
Posted on 3/26/13 at 8:51 pm to
Kill it
Posted by CBDTigerFan
Member since Mar 2009
2214 posts
Posted on 3/26/13 at 8:52 pm to
quote:

bring it to the vet, get it a rabies shot, and keep it till it gets big and then coot it.

Should be tender right now though
This post was edited on 3/26/13 at 8:54 pm
Posted by Clyde Tipton
Planet Earth
Member since Dec 2007
40823 posts
Posted on 3/26/13 at 8:53 pm to
Make a hat.

I hope you have a small head, or you'll have to grow him out.
Posted by burgeman
Member since Jun 2008
10571 posts
Posted on 3/26/13 at 8:54 pm to
Need a home for it?
Posted by Cracker
in a box
Member since Nov 2009
19280 posts
Posted on 3/26/13 at 8:56 pm to
kill it and a bald eagle will swoop in and take it
Posted by GaryMyMan
Shreveport
Member since May 2007
13499 posts
Posted on 3/26/13 at 9:04 pm to
Girlfriend's parents have it in a basket. They're calling the area wildlife rehab places.
Posted by Child of the Missip
Member since May 2012
1522 posts
Posted on 3/26/13 at 9:09 pm to
Quick, while they aren't looking, grab it and break it's neck.
Posted by Hammertime
Will trade dowsing rod for titties
Member since Jan 2012
43031 posts
Posted on 3/26/13 at 9:11 pm to


Soak it in watermelon and grape drink for an hour, then cook.
Posted by Clyde Tipton
Planet Earth
Member since Dec 2007
40823 posts
Posted on 3/26/13 at 9:11 pm to
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They're calling the area wildlife rehab places.


You mean death camp?

Seriously though...
Posted by StinkDog12
TW, TX
Member since Nov 2006
4753 posts
Posted on 3/26/13 at 9:12 pm to
for phucks sake, I hope my little girl or my wife never find one of those...because we might end up with a new house cat! I shoot those bastards every other night behind the house at the feeder. I dont give a shite if they are the size of small bears or the size of baby kittens....I smoke dat arse!
Posted by Clyde Tipton
Planet Earth
Member since Dec 2007
40823 posts
Posted on 3/26/13 at 9:14 pm to
quote:

I smoke dat arse!


Do you prefer pecan wood or oak?
Posted by GaryMyMan
Shreveport
Member since May 2007
13499 posts
Posted on 3/26/13 at 9:14 pm to
Ha, probably. I guess anybody can put their name on the list I saw. This guy wouldn't even be enough for an appetizer though.
Posted by Cadello
Eunice
Member since Dec 2007
48926 posts
Posted on 3/26/13 at 9:15 pm to
quote:

choot it
Anyone who crawfishes knows they are evil....
Posted by StinkDog12
TW, TX
Member since Nov 2006
4753 posts
Posted on 3/26/13 at 9:17 pm to


I started a long thread about eating coons a while back. It produced some laughs and some serious shat!

I'll be honest...I want to try cooking one...but I just cant bring myself to doing it solo. I need a drinking buddy that is up for the challenge on a saturday night and a case of cold boys to wash it down.

Maybe once I went coon I would go back?
Posted by JAB528
The Mexican Ocean
Member since Jun 2012
16870 posts
Posted on 3/26/13 at 9:17 pm to
They're good. Try it. Seriously.
Posted by Clyde Tipton
Planet Earth
Member since Dec 2007
40823 posts
Posted on 3/26/13 at 9:17 pm to
quote:

This guy wouldn't even be enough for an appetizer though.


Everyone owes it to themselves to try it... I was skeptical to say the least, but it wasn't bad.

For the record, that guys dog caught that one in a field miles away from any homes or garbage. I don't know how big I'd be on cooking a "city coon".
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