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ProjectP2294
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re: Brown University hosts an event to teach male students how to milk the prostate.


I'm sure there will be some people really plugged in to what's going on, but other will probably just pop in and out trying to decided if they want to participate.





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777Tiger
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re: Brown University hosts an event to teach male students how to milk the prostate.


You pegged it.





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LSUAlum2001
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re: Brown University hosts an event to teach male students how to milk the prostate.


WTF? Fondling your own chocolate starfish?







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Bestbank Tiger
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re: Brown University hosts an event to teach male students how to milk the prostate.


This is an outrage. Makes me want to smash my Kindle.





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MDcajuntiger
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re: Brown University hosts an event to teach male students how to milk the prostate.


I could have saved these guys a ton of hardship. I encourage more traditional practices of "milking" or purging the prostate if you will by:

1. Using a traditional approach of various mucous membrane surfaces applied with friction and/or saliva...
2. Using the tried and true practice of the artful use of the palm of one's hand

If they feel the need to get that intimate with their prostate, I can open up a cash only side operation to help em out...






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greystreettoker
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re: Brown University hosts an event to teach male students how to milk the prostate.


brb going to enroll for Fall semester at Brown





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Captain Ron
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re: Brown University hosts an event to teach male students how to milk the prostate.




All I can think about is this guy and the end of one of the American's Pie movies.

"How many fingers are you using? Let's try 3!"







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GumboPot
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re: Brown University hosts an event to teach male students how to milk the prostate.


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The week of activities are set to conclude with a “Lace and Leather Burlsesque Show.”


Music? What's the music selection for this show? Third Eye Brown?






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bigbowe80
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re: Brown University hosts an event to teach male students how to milk the prostate.


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All I can think about is this guy and the end of one of the American's Pie movies.

"How many fingers are you using? Let's try 3!"


Your getting American Pie and Stifler mixed up with Road Trip. Another Teenage movie classic from the late 90's early 2000's.






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Upperaltiger06
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re: Brown University hosts an event to teach male students how to milk the prostate.


Something is very strange about this story. I just can't put my finger on it.





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Captain Ron
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re: Brown University hosts an event to teach male students how to milk the prostate.


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Your getting American Pie and Stifler mixed up with Road Trip. Another Teenage movie classic from the late 90's early 2000's.


I knew I was mixing it up with another one.

I just couldn't put my finger in it.






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Hu_Flung_Pu
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re: Brown University hosts an event to teach male students how to milk the prostate.


That brown gravy is finger lickin' good.





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Hu_Flung_Pu
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JohnnyKilroy
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re: Brown University hosts an event to teach male students how to milk the prostate.


This thread gave me aids.





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LittleSpoon
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re: Brown University hosts an event to teach male students how to milk the prostate.


Ummmmm wow.





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Alatgr
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re: Brown University hosts an event to teach male students how to milk the prostate.


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1. Using a traditional approach of various mucous membrane surfaces applied with friction and/or saliva...








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mikelbr
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re: Brown University hosts an event to teach male students how to milk the prostate.


Ever tell yall about the Avon rep in San Antonio who was in to fisting? At least I didn't pay for the room but sure did walk funny for a few days.





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Meauxjeaux
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Captain Ron
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re: Brown University hosts an event to teach male students how to milk the prostate.


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I just couldn't put my finger in it.


Come on, now. That was funny right there.






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Sid in Lakeshore
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Are you gay if you're shoving something up your own arse to massage the prostate and get off?


hope not.






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