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weaveballs1
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re: What's The Dumbest Thing You've Done To Get Laid?

Texted my Ex


jose
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then take off on loud arse dirtbike with no lights 4 miles up the road to pick up chick to goose on the levee by the rock pile.


Any correlation to the bar??


Placebeaux
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re: What's The Dumbest Thing You've Done To Get Laid?
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Any correlation to the bar??


This was in Buras,La


jose
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re: What's The Dumbest Thing You've Done To Get Laid?
Hey you never know


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bpinson
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re: What's The Dumbest Thing You've Done To Get Laid?
Took my GF home late one night did the deed and we both fell asleep in her bedroom, (located on opposite end of the house). The next morning her mom wa banging on her door. GF goes to the in nothing but a sheet, while my nakd arse is in the bed. I got up, scrambled for my clothes and couldn't find my keys. I walked to a C store down the road and called someone to come get me. About a week later i went over for dinner ans not a word was said. We have been married 30 yrs in June.


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StraightCashHomey21
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re: What's The Dumbest Thing You've Done To Get Laid?
driving an hour pretty fricked up at 3am from morgantown to pittsburgh after the bar and some other activities woke up on the couch with her like wtf.

Def didn't wrap up but we had this tension for a while she called my bluff and i said frick it
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lsu480
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re: What's The Dumbest Thing You've Done To Get Laid?
This wasted chick at the bar kept asking if I had coke. I didn't but I told her I did at home which was a lie, I just wanted to get her home. At home I crushed up some aspirin and xanax and brought it out it to her on a mirror. She did a fat rail and then we went at it all night. The next morning when she was leaving she asked for one for the road and busted me but it was too late for her by then!

ETA: Actually now that I think about it they may be the smartest thing I have ever done to get laid!
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LSUwag
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marriage


jimbeam
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Reggies


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realtalk
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re: What's The Dumbest Thing You've Done To Get Laid?
Let her whote step brother watch


diddydirtyAubie
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re: What's The Dumbest Thing You've Done To Get Laid?
didn't I Love Bama drive all the way to Baton Rouge and got shut down by a LLotOT recently?


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StraightCashHomey21
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re: What's The Dumbest Thing You've Done To Get Laid?
da fuq


SDTiger15
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re: What's The Dumbest Thing You've Done To Get Laid?
Was on one of those river cruises on Christmas eve to watch the bonfires with my family and roommates family.

Got hammered and proceeded to drill my roommates sister in the stall of the men's room. While going at it I heard my dad at the urinal talking to some dude. Had to keep my feet off the ground so he couldn't see. Quite a feat doing that while railing a chick and keeping from falling in the bowl. I think I tore my rotator cuff.

Ended up passing out in the car on the way home only to wake up in the parking lot of the Catholic church because my mom wanted to go to midnight mass.

Went to church smelling like booze and sex


lsu480
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re: What's The Dumbest Thing You've Done To Get Laid?
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Was on one of those river cruises on Christmas eve to watch the bonfires with my family and roommates family.

Got hammered and proceeded to drill my roommates sister in the stall of the men's room. While going at it I heard my dad at the urinal talking to some dude. Had to keep my feet off the ground so he couldn't see. Quite a feat doing that while railing a chick and keeping from falling in the bowl. I think I tore my rotator cuff.

Ended up passing out in the car on the way home only to wake up in the parking lot of the Catholic church because my mom wanted to go to midnight mass.

Went to church smelling like booze and sex




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HarryBalzack
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re: What's The Dumbest Thing You've Done To Get Laid?
Agreed to watch Titanic and Evita.


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GABlueDog
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re: What's The Dumbest Thing You've Done To Get Laid?
I agree...da fuq?

Any chance some ladies have some stories to add a little different perspective? I guess y'all sometimes do things against your better judgment for sex?


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Citizen Kane
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re: What's The Dumbest Thing You've Done To Get Laid?
drove drunk, but thats every time


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GABlueDog
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Agreed to watch Titanic and Evita.



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Went to church smelling like booze and sex

It was a Catholic church so whats the problem?


TigersRuleTheEarth
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re: What's The Dumbest Thing You've Done To Get Laid?
I've never really done anything too stupid to get laid, but I have done stupid shite while getting laid.

The one thing that sticks out is me being drunk enough to go down on some random. I lucked out because I didn't catch anything.


lsu480
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It was a Catholic church so whats the problem?



Because he smelled like vag, not little boy bootyhole! DUH!!!!


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