This wasted chick at the bar kept asking if I had coke. I didn't but I told her I did at home which was a lie, I just wanted to get her home. At home I crushed up some aspirin and xanax and brought it out it to her on a mirror. She did a fat rail and then we went at it all night. The next morning when she was leaving she asked for one for the road and busted me but it was too late for her by then!
ETA: Actually now that I think about it they may be the smartest thing I have ever done to get laid!
This post was edited on 3/11 at 5:51 pm