Here are some examples from this website linked. This is pretty funny.
It is a capital offense to inadvertently kill someone while attempting suicide.
It is illegal to give or receive oral sex in South Carolina. Apparently this sucks for you (or rather not)!
Boogers may not be flicked into the wind.
You may not have an ice cream cone in your back pocket at any time.
It is a misdemeanor to shoot at any kind of game from a moving vehicle, unless the target is a whale.
Women may not drive in a house coat.
No vehicle without a driver may exceed 60 miles per hour. LINK