Referees/players of the board

probably weirdest thing that happened was in high school with a running clock where the game is over when it hits zero. with 3 seconds left we got fouled, a player got hurt, and the ref stopped the clock while the ball ran out for a corner. we score on the corner to win A PLAYOFF GAME (between good teams) and all hell breaks loose. enormous benches clearing brawl after the buzzer with tons of punches thrown and landed and just thuggish shite that is fun as hell to remember.

My HS coach once got thrown out for calling the ref a prick.

Goalie on my team makes a save, drops the ball, dribbles it coast-to-coast, and scores easily.

We won 8-0.

My team was hanging around after a game because our club's team an age group above us was playing next. A single player from our opponent stuck around to try to fight our entire team. We were just like, "lolwut." Then, he moves from that to hurling racial slurs at a couple of our black players. He almost incited a riot and had to be escorted away by security.

Played a team from Chicago about six months after hurricane Katrina whose idea of talking shite was calling us all poor because we were from New Orleans. That was just weird

Watched my brother's team leave the field after their opponent Shakhtar'd them after an injury