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redstick13
Wichita State Fan
Western Colorado
Member since Feb 2007
18157 posts
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| re: How do I make my Girlfriend gain Weight? (Posted on 2/2/13 at 12:56 am to Boomhauer)
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Boomhauer
Member since Dec 2012
2605 posts
| re: How do I make my Girlfriend gain Weight? (Posted on 2/2/13 at 12:56 am to Rouge)
She'd probably have ~1000 posts if IM threads weren't a thing
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Kafka 
New Orleans Saints Fan
too wrong; didn't lead
Member since Jul 2007
58962 posts
| re: How do I make my Girlfriend gain Weight? (Posted on 2/2/13 at 12:56 am to JimMorrison)
When I was a kid (pre-innerwebz) I used to read the Guinness Book of World Records so much I almost had it memorized. That joke was listed as the most popular postcard of all time, selling millions of copies over several decades.
In a Bullwinkle episode Rocky ask him if he likes Kipling, and he replies "Well I don't know I never--" (slaps head) "Oh no, I can't say it!" 
And now you know
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redstick13
Wichita State Fan
Western Colorado
Member since Feb 2007
18157 posts
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| re: How do I make my Girlfriend gain Weight? (Posted on 2/2/13 at 12:57 am to hendersonshands)
She looks like she's been sliding into home plate.
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JimMorrison 
South Carolina Fan
Atlanta Braves Fan
Member since May 2012
6952 posts
| re: How do I make my Girlfriend gain Weight? (Posted on 2/2/13 at 12:57 am to Kafka)
quote:
And Paige, when you joxy, remember I still like you
sup, Paige
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hendersonshands 
LA-Lafayette Fan
Univ. of Louisiana Ragin Cajuns
Member since Oct 2007
97955 posts
| re: How do I make my Girlfriend gain Weight? (Posted on 2/2/13 at 12:58 am to redstick13)
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redstick13
Wichita State Fan
Western Colorado
Member since Feb 2007
18157 posts
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| re: How do I make my Girlfriend gain Weight? (Posted on 2/2/13 at 12:58 am to Boomhauer)
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Boomhauer
Member since Dec 2012
2605 posts
| re: How do I make my Girlfriend gain Weight? (Posted on 2/2/13 at 12:58 am to JimMorrison)
I've got an idea. After every post we make, we write Paige at the bottom. When she tries to joxy, she'll never know what hit her.
Paige
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redstick13
Wichita State Fan
Western Colorado
Member since Feb 2007
18157 posts
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| re: How do I make my Girlfriend gain Weight? (Posted on 2/2/13 at 12:59 am to hendersonshands)
With razor burn.
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Rouge 
USA Fan
Member since Oct 2004
86209 posts
| re: How do I make my Girlfriend gain Weight? (Posted on 2/2/13 at 12:59 am to Boomhauer)
horrible idea, boomhauer. go hang out with dautrieve for a while
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Boomhauer
Member since Dec 2012
2605 posts
| re: How do I make my Girlfriend gain Weight? (Posted on 2/2/13 at 12:59 am to Rouge)
Paige
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Kafka
New Orleans Saints Fan
too wrong; didn't lead
Member since Jul 2007
58962 posts
| re: How do I make my Girlfriend gain Weight? (Posted on 2/2/13 at 1:00 am to Rouge)
quote:
horrible idea
this
Paige
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redstick13
Wichita State Fan
Western Colorado
Member since Feb 2007
18157 posts
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| re: How do I make my Girlfriend gain Weight? (Posted on 2/2/13 at 1:00 am to Kafka)
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DollaChoppa 
North Carolina St. Fan
Undefeated vs UNC in everything
Member since May 2008
69682 posts
| re: How do I make my Girlfriend gain Weight? (Posted on 2/2/13 at 1:00 am to hendersonshands)
This is awesome. Id totally jerk off to them boning
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JimMorrison
South Carolina Fan
Atlanta Braves Fan
Member since May 2012
6952 posts
| re: How do I make my Girlfriend gain Weight? (Posted on 2/2/13 at 1:01 am to Boomhauer)
when you joxy does it search sig quotes too? just put Paige in your sig
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Boomhauer
Member since Dec 2012
2605 posts
| re: How do I make my Girlfriend gain Weight? (Posted on 2/2/13 at 1:02 am to JimMorrison)
Good Idea. BRB
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DollaChoppa
North Carolina St. Fan
Undefeated vs UNC in everything
Member since May 2008
69682 posts
| re: How do I make my Girlfriend gain Weight? (Posted on 2/2/13 at 1:02 am to JimMorrison)
no
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hendersonshands
LA-Lafayette Fan
Univ. of Louisiana Ragin Cajuns
Member since Oct 2007
97955 posts
| re: How do I make my Girlfriend gain Weight? (Posted on 2/2/13 at 1:03 am to DollaChoppa)
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Boomhauer
Member since Dec 2012
2605 posts
| re: How do I make my Girlfriend gain Weight? (Posted on 2/2/13 at 1:03 am to Boomhauer)
Test
Edit: Nope
This post was edited on 2/2 at 1:04 am
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Topwater Trout 
LSU Fan
Red Stick
Member since Oct 2010
24790 posts
| re: How do I make my Girlfriend gain Weight? (Posted on 2/2/13 at 1:03 am to Rouge)
quote:
pretty amusing, actually
Definitely
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