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Piranha

Posted on 1/24/13 at 6:06 am
Posted by LanierSpots
Sarasota, Florida
Member since Sep 2010
71234 posts
Posted on 1/24/13 at 6:06 am
Other than loads of T&A, was this like the worst movie ever? Woke up at 3:00am, could not go to sleep so I watched it.

Posted by LSUPERMAN
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2007
3039 posts
Posted on 1/24/13 at 8:02 am to
Watch the sequel, it is way, way, way worse!
Posted by 12
Redneck part of Florida
Member since Nov 2010
19837 posts
Posted on 1/24/13 at 8:23 am to
Seeing Jerry O'Connell getting his dick bit off was pretty funny.
Posted by RollTide1987
Baltimore, MD
Member since Nov 2009
71296 posts
Posted on 1/24/13 at 8:25 am to
Piranha is hardly the worst movie ever. In fact...I'd have to say it is one of the most entertaining horror movies to come out in the last five years or so. Ving Rhames' last stand is worth the full price of admission.

Posted by 12
Redneck part of Florida
Member since Nov 2010
19837 posts
Posted on 1/24/13 at 8:27 am to
I thought it was entertaining. It is supposed to be over the top and campy. It is dumb, but you know that going in.
Posted by jumbo
Franklin
Member since Dec 2011
5063 posts
Posted on 1/24/13 at 8:47 am to
I caught the last 20 minutes or so the other night and I could not stop laughing
Posted by alajones
Huntsvegas
Member since Oct 2005
35940 posts
Posted on 1/24/13 at 8:49 am to
My review from a couple of years ago.

quote:

The most amazingly awesome movie I have seen in a long time. Question: How do you make an awesome movie? Answer: Lots of nudity and lots of violence. Question: What do you get when you cross flesh eating fish with a bunch of naked girls in the water? Answer: The most awesome 30 minutes of film this year!!! The scene where are the people are getting eaten and titties are flopping and Ving Rhames goes out in a blaze of glory…ridiculously awesome! Literally 30 minutes of naked bitches getting eaten by fish!

And BTW, Elisabeth Shue…yeah. She is looking hotter than ever. Jerry O’Connell, you are the shite. I was wondering about something though. Wasn’t this movie released into theaters? It has an “R” rating. But I’m pretty sure we’ve had some conversations on this board about women’s “hairpieces” that they have to use for their snizzes. Well, these girls didn’t need one. I couldn’t believe how much cooter was shown. I mean close up, shaved cooter. I’m pretty sure I saw a butthole a couple of times.

Watch this movie, enjoy as I did.
Posted by lsutigersFTW
Lafayette
Member since Jun 2008
7965 posts
Posted on 1/24/13 at 8:54 am to
I like when that kid got in that boat and just started plowing down people with no regard. And that girl got her hair stuck in the propeller and got her face ripped off was ridiculous.

But yeah, cheesy as hell but nothing if not dumb entertaining.
Posted by MaesterMullen
flowood,ms
Member since Jul 2012
1653 posts
Posted on 1/24/13 at 9:37 am to
quote:

I’m pretty sure I saw a butthole a couple of times.


Posted by Mo Jeaux
Member since Aug 2008
64173 posts
Posted on 1/24/13 at 10:21 am to
quote:

My review from a couple of years ago.


I remember this review, and I agree.
Posted by MagillaGuerilla
Nick Fairley Fan Club, Founder
Member since Nov 2009
35732 posts
Posted on 1/24/13 at 10:34 am to
I watched for what it was, a horror comedy. Helped please my ongoing kick of both genres.

I thought the cameo roles in both were good, could of done without the penises though.

David Koechner is growing on me playing the douche boss in horror movies.
Posted by ipodking
#StopTalkingAboutWomensSports
Member since Jun 2008
58972 posts
Posted on 1/24/13 at 10:38 am to
One of the bloodiest movies ever made I love it
Posted by Siderophore
Member since Nov 2010
3338 posts
Posted on 1/24/13 at 12:05 pm to
I loved the Jaws throwback at the start.

If you want to degenerate this movie, watch Shark Night first.

Tulane students
Posted by blueboy
Member since Apr 2006
65784 posts
Posted on 1/24/13 at 1:02 pm to
quote:

And that girl got her hair stuck in the propeller and got her face ripped off was ridiculous.
The amount of face rip-offings (TM) in this film was hilarious.

But seriously, is there some kind if dick shot quota for comedies these days? Seems like there's a gratuitous dick shot in every one.
Posted by Carson123987
Middle Court at the Rec
Member since Jul 2011
68088 posts
Posted on 1/24/13 at 1:05 pm to
it's tongue in cheek bru
Posted by LanierSpots
Sarasota, Florida
Member since Sep 2010
71234 posts
Posted on 1/25/13 at 12:46 pm to
quote:

it's tongue in cheek bru


No, Im with you. I was not expecting a lot

And I was not disappointed.
Posted by JasonMason
Memphis
Member since Jun 2009
4931 posts
Posted on 1/25/13 at 1:53 pm to
The best was the cable that cut the chick in half. First half her top popped off and then slowly half her torso drifted away.
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