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Dude, I'm so assault life...

Posted on 1/19/13 at 9:23 pm
Posted by RBWilliams8
Member since Oct 2009
53418 posts
Posted on 1/19/13 at 9:23 pm
My buck knife has a lazer grip.


Inspired by diesel. Geaux.
This post was edited on 1/19/13 at 9:28 pm
Posted by Yellerhammer5
Member since Oct 2012
10852 posts
Posted on 1/19/13 at 9:25 pm to
I'm so assault life that I've killed a man using only a barrel shroud.
Posted by NYCAuburn
TD Platinum Membership/SECr Sheriff
Member since Feb 2011
57002 posts
Posted on 1/19/13 at 9:36 pm to
I'm so assault life my pmags have tac lights on them.
Posted by NYCAuburn
TD Platinum Membership/SECr Sheriff
Member since Feb 2011
57002 posts
Posted on 1/19/13 at 9:45 pm to
Dude, I'm so assault life my picatinny rail has a picatinny rail.
Posted by 007mag
Death Valley, Sec. 408
Member since Dec 2011
3873 posts
Posted on 1/19/13 at 9:48 pm to
I'm so assault life I put a collapsible stock and a forward pistol grip on my TV remote
Posted by NYCAuburn
TD Platinum Membership/SECr Sheriff
Member since Feb 2011
57002 posts
Posted on 1/19/13 at 10:11 pm to
I'm so assault life I use polymer condoms and dgaf.
Posted by SenseiBuddy
Ascension Parish
Member since Oct 2005
4448 posts
Posted on 1/19/13 at 10:11 pm to
My 5.11 wallet holds 6 Pmags
Posted by hawkster
Member since Aug 2010
6231 posts
Posted on 1/19/13 at 10:15 pm to
I'm so assault life my nuts are staked.
Posted by Tesla
the Laurentian Abyss
Member since Dec 2011
7985 posts
Posted on 1/19/13 at 10:16 pm to
I'm so Assault Life my "load" is on back order.
Posted by Tesla
the Laurentian Abyss
Member since Dec 2011
7985 posts
Posted on 1/19/13 at 10:21 pm to
I'm so Assault Life that my prostate has a forward assist.
Posted by Tesla
the Laurentian Abyss
Member since Dec 2011
7985 posts
Posted on 1/19/13 at 10:43 pm to
I'm so Assault Life my Russian salad dressing says Kalashnikov.
This post was edited on 1/19/13 at 10:44 pm
Posted by NYCAuburn
TD Platinum Membership/SECr Sheriff
Member since Feb 2011
57002 posts
Posted on 1/19/13 at 10:47 pm to
Dude I'm so assault life, I put an inch and a half flash suppressor on my cock, to make it " legal".
Posted by Tesla
the Laurentian Abyss
Member since Dec 2011
7985 posts
Posted on 1/19/13 at 10:54 pm to
I'm so Assault Life that every morning I take a Ma Deuce.
Posted by USMCTiger03
Member since Sep 2007
71176 posts
Posted on 1/19/13 at 10:57 pm to
I'm so saulty, this is my flashhider:

Posted by CoastieGM
Member since Aug 2012
3185 posts
Posted on 1/19/13 at 11:11 pm to
Dude, I'm so Assault Life that my daughter's glue gun is a Magpul
Posted by DownshiftAndFloorIt
Here
Member since Jan 2011
66763 posts
Posted on 1/20/13 at 6:45 am to
I butter my toast with a survival knife
Posted by WildTchoupitoulas
Member since Jan 2010
44071 posts
Posted on 1/20/13 at 8:51 am to
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This post was edited on 3/8/13 at 12:19 pm
Posted by VetteGuy
Member since Feb 2008
28331 posts
Posted on 1/20/13 at 9:10 am to
DISAL, I named my twin girls Molle and Alice.
Posted by OldSouth
Folsom, LA
Member since Oct 2011
10943 posts
Posted on 1/23/13 at 1:21 pm to
This post was edited on 1/23/13 at 1:23 pm
Posted by MaroonOldCrow
CSRA, GA
Member since Apr 2012
268 posts
Posted on 1/23/13 at 2:14 pm to
ISAL, my kids have SAPI plates in their diapers.
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