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Posted on 1/11/13 at 3:30 pm
Posted by VermilionTiger
Member since Dec 2012
39279 posts
Posted on 1/11/13 at 3:30 pm
Nm
Posted by DelU249
Austria
Member since Dec 2010
77625 posts
Posted on 1/11/13 at 3:31 pm to
Take something for the nausea of watching 2 hours of slow motion
Posted by Patrick_Bateman
Member since Jan 2012
17823 posts
Posted on 1/11/13 at 3:45 pm to
I may be in the minority, but I like this movie. And I think Mel Gibson does some good acting in it (especially during the emotional times *spoiler* after his sons die).
Posted by LeonPhelps
Member since May 2008
8185 posts
Posted on 1/11/13 at 3:47 pm to
quote:

I may be in the minority, but I like this movie.


Liking the Patriot is in the minority? I absolutely love this movie and quote it all the time. I watch it every time it comes on TV.
Posted by WG_Dawg
Member since Jun 2004
90488 posts
Posted on 1/11/13 at 3:48 pm to
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Patrick_Bateman


I've never seen the movie and don't care to so this didn't bother me..but just as a courtesy if you're gonna post a spoiler, try to put some space between writing the word "spoiler" and the actual thing. In your post by the time someone got to the word spoiler they've already seen what you wrote after it.
Posted by DelU249
Austria
Member since Dec 2010
77625 posts
Posted on 1/11/13 at 3:50 pm to
I own it for the costumes and some of the cinematography. But it's really really bad

Cheesy
Created drama to carry it
Cheap villain

I could go on all day. It has to be a record for the most slow motion scenes in movie history. I think the director was like hey this is really important, put it in slow mo. Like capitalizing a word to get your point across.
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
105429 posts
Posted on 1/11/13 at 3:54 pm to
I can no longer watch Mel Gibson movies. I look at the character he's playing and all I see is the real life weirdness of the actor.
Posted by REG861
Ocelot, Iowa
Member since Oct 2011
38217 posts
Posted on 1/11/13 at 3:59 pm to
This movie is so hilariously bad. I love the attempt at racial reconciliation at the last battle ..everything is so poorly done. Jason Isaacs may as well be Boris from Rocky and Bullwinkle hes so cartoonish. If you actually consider this a good movie, please stop handling any complex machinery
Posted by LeonPhelps
Member since May 2008
8185 posts
Posted on 1/11/13 at 4:29 pm to
quote:

If you actually consider this a good movie, please stop handling any complex machinery


Wow, what a condescending dick you are. I love this movie. I don't need every movie I watch (or any movie I watch) to be Citizen Kane or whatever movie you movie snobs think is perfectly done. I just want a fun damn movie, and the Patriot delivers that in droves.
Posted by ellunchboxo
G-Town
Member since Feb 2009
19496 posts
Posted on 1/11/13 at 4:42 pm to
quote:

Liking the Patriot is in the minority? I absolutely love this movie and quote it all the time. I watch it every time it comes on TV


+1
Got it on Blu-Ray
Posted by 12
Redneck part of Florida
Member since Nov 2010
19837 posts
Posted on 1/11/13 at 4:46 pm to
I like it.
Posted by tylerdurden24
Member since Sep 2009
49097 posts
Posted on 1/11/13 at 5:46 pm to
It's a fun movie. Don't take it as historic gospel (or anything remotely in that ballpark, for that matter) and you're good to go.
Posted by PurpleandGold Motown
Birmingham, Alabama
Member since Oct 2007
24479 posts
Posted on 1/11/13 at 5:50 pm to
I love this movie in all its unapologetic jingoism. There is no apologizing for the British in the Patriot. They are evil and must die.

I like my patriotic movies one sided and bloody.
Posted by WarSlamEagle
Manchester United Fan
Member since Sep 2011
24611 posts
Posted on 1/11/13 at 5:55 pm to
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I own it for the costumes

Might be the first time I've ever heard of someone owning a movie they didn't like because it had good costumes.
Posted by DelU249
Austria
Member since Dec 2010
77625 posts
Posted on 1/11/13 at 6:28 pm to
I should say production values

The production values are pretty good with the costumes sticking out as exceptional. I'm a sucker for sets, costumes and makeup. Probably the only reason I watched red riding hood.
Posted by DelU249
Austria
Member since Dec 2010
77625 posts
Posted on 1/11/13 at 6:31 pm to
quote:

I just want a fun damn movie, and the Patriot delivers that in droves.


To be fair, and I own this movie, it has mass appeal (and that's putting it lightly)
Posted by REG861
Ocelot, Iowa
Member since Oct 2011
38217 posts
Posted on 1/11/13 at 6:52 pm to
quote:

I just want a fun damn movie, and the Patriot delivers that in droves.



See, one main reason I hate it is because it tries to be so serious. If it was tongue in cheek, I wouldnt hate it so much. I'm not a total snob. You're talking to someone who loves the death wish movies. While there are a few scenes in the Patriot that are 'fun,' the majority of it actually tries to pass off as serious drama and fails miserably. That's why it offends my tastes so much. I don't think its even good in a fun way
Posted by Cold Pizza
Member since Sep 2011
7639 posts
Posted on 1/11/13 at 7:17 pm to
SPOILERS




The scene where he took his boy, chased down those Redcoats and fricked them all up was awesome. His 2 boys had 5 minutes to grow up and become men.

His meeting where he punked Cornwallis is great too. fricking limefricking bitches.
Posted by davesdawgs
Georgia - Class of '75
Member since Oct 2008
20307 posts
Posted on 1/11/13 at 7:24 pm to
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I may be in the minority, but I like this movie. And I think Mel Gibson does some good acting in it (especially during the emotional times *spoiler* after his sons die).


It's a good movie but damn depressing.
Posted by Byron Bojangles III
Member since Nov 2012
52335 posts
Posted on 1/11/13 at 7:31 pm to
This movie brings the 'Merica frick Yeah!! Out of me.
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