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trillhog
Elite Membership
Member since Jul 2011
13456 posts
| re: my car slid off in a ditch on a deserted road and it won't start (Posted on 12/29/12 at 9:49 am to I Love Bama)
quote:
rape someone for heat
poking a hole in my back seat now
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BestBanker 
New Orleans Saints Fan
stuck in a moment
Member since Nov 2011
1670 posts
| re: my car slid off in a ditch on a deserted road and it won't start (Posted on 12/29/12 at 9:50 am to trillhog)
Don't wake up in a deserted roadside ditch.
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guedeaux 
LSU Fan
Houston
Member since Jan 2008
8981 posts
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| re: my car slid off in a ditch on a deserted road and it won't start (Posted on 12/29/12 at 9:59 am to trillhog)
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poking a hole in my back seat now
To get to the still warm dead hooker in the trunk? It's probably easier just to pop the trunk yo
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GCTiger11
LSU Fan
Biloxi, MS
Member since Jan 2012
13816 posts
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| re: my car slid off in a ditch on a deserted road and it won't start (Posted on 12/29/12 at 10:08 am to trillhog)
quote:
make a fire
too soon
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TIGERSandFROGS 
TCU Fan
Member since Jul 2007
3168 posts
| re: my car slid off in a ditch on a deserted road and it won't start (Posted on 12/29/12 at 10:14 am to trillhog)
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i'm worried about freezing to death
Don't worry--after the freeze, it will be quite warm where you're going.
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Politiceaux
LSU Fan
Big Lake, LA
Member since Feb 2009
11827 posts
| re: my car slid off in a ditch on a deserted road and it won't start (Posted on 12/29/12 at 11:55 am to trillhog)
You're like a dumber peej.
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heypaul 
Penn Fan
The O-T Lounge
Member since May 2008
24006 posts
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| re: my car slid off in a ditch on a deserted road and it won't start (Posted on 12/29/12 at 12:08 pm to trillhog)
hey trillhog..
did you die?
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Sid in Lakeshore
LSU Fan
Member since Oct 2008
18062 posts
| re: my car slid off in a ditch on a deserted road and it won't start (Posted on 12/29/12 at 12:13 pm to trillhog)
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i'm trying to rub to sticks together
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jbgarner2010
LSU Fan
Shreveport, LA
Member since Aug 2011
1499 posts
| re: my car slid off in a ditch on a deserted road and it won't start (Posted on 12/29/12 at 12:16 pm to trillhog)
Outdoor Board
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Ortho Reb 
Ole Miss Fan
New Orleans, LA
Member since Dec 2011
7339 posts
| re: my car slid off in a ditch on a deserted road and it won't start (Posted on 12/29/12 at 12:17 pm to trillhog)
At least you still have the internet, even though you can't make a call, right?
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OneMoreTime 
SMU Fan
Florida Gulf Coast Fan
Member since Dec 2008
40755 posts
| re: my car slid off in a ditch on a deserted road and it won't start (Posted on 12/29/12 at 12:31 pm to trillhog)
good.
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redstick13
Wichita State Fan
Western Colorado
Member since Feb 2007
18157 posts
| re: my car slid off in a ditch on a deserted road and it won't start (Posted on 12/29/12 at 12:32 pm to trillhog)
Stay there until spring. You can survive by eating toxic plastics from inside the car and drinking antifreeze out the heater.
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TigerStripes06
LSU Fan
Murder Hill
Member since Sep 2006
23574 posts
Online
| re: my car slid off in a ditch on a deserted road and it won't start (Posted on 12/29/12 at 12:43 pm to trillhog)
If this was real, I would pull for hypothermia.
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Tiger Ryno 
USA Fan
The Brain Trust
Member since Feb 2007
35995 posts
| re: my car slid off in a ditch on a deserted road and it won't start (Posted on 12/29/12 at 12:49 pm to trillhog)
Did your trailer also burn down?
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kywildcatfanone 
Kentucky Fan
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
6478 posts
Online
| re: my car slid off in a ditch on a deserted road and it won't start (Posted on 12/29/12 at 12:57 pm to Salmon)
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you get increasingly worse with each post
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trillhog
Elite Membership
Member since Jul 2011
13456 posts
| re: my car slid off in a ditch on a deserted road and it won't start (Posted on 12/29/12 at 3:42 pm to heypaul)
I can't feel my legs
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wildtigercat93
LSU Fan
Central, LA
Member since Jul 2011
26156 posts
| re: my car slid off in a ditch on a deserted road and it won't start (Posted on 12/29/12 at 3:44 pm to trillhog)
Run towards the light. Im sure its warm
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trillhog
Elite Membership
Member since Jul 2011
13456 posts
| re: my car slid off in a ditch on a deserted road and it won't start (Posted on 12/29/12 at 4:20 pm to wildtigercat93)
I want camrod to have my iPhone , CAD you can have my Mac , I think this is it
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mt1
LSU Fan
Lakeview
Member since Nov 2006
5233 posts
| re: my car slid off in a ditch on a deserted road and it won't start (Posted on 12/29/12 at 4:24 pm to trillhog)
Lay down and take a nap. That should solve everything.
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BananaHammock
LSU Fan
Californication
Member since Aug 2011
5567 posts
| re: my car slid off in a ditch on a deserted road and it won't start (Posted on 12/29/12 at 4:43 pm to trillhog)
you gon' get raped
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