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trillhog
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Member since Jul 2011
17304 posts

re: my car slid off in a ditch on a deserted road and it won't start


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rape someone for heat


poking a hole in my back seat now






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BestBanker
New Orleans Saints Fan
stuck in a moment
Member since Nov 2011
2809 posts

re: my car slid off in a ditch on a deserted road and it won't start


Don't wake up in a deserted roadside ditch.







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guedeaux
LSU Fan
Houston
Member since Jan 2008
10202 posts

re: my car slid off in a ditch on a deserted road and it won't start


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poking a hole in my back seat now


To get to the still warm dead hooker in the trunk? It's probably easier just to pop the trunk yo






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GCTiger11
Memphis Fan
Biloxi, MS
Member since Jan 2012
22867 posts

re: my car slid off in a ditch on a deserted road and it won't start


quote:

make a fire
too soon






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TIGERSandFROGS
TCU Fan
Member since Jul 2007
3394 posts

re: my car slid off in a ditch on a deserted road and it won't start


quote:

i'm worried about freezing to death



Don't worry--after the freeze, it will be quite warm where you're going.






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Politiceaux
LSU Fan
Chuck Vegas
Member since Feb 2009
15315 posts
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re: my car slid off in a ditch on a deserted road and it won't start


You're like a dumber peej.





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heypaul
Penn Fan
The O-T Lounge
Member since May 2008
26806 posts

re: my car slid off in a ditch on a deserted road and it won't start


hey trillhog..

did you die?






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Sid in Lakeshore
LSU Fan
Member since Oct 2008
20918 posts

re: my car slid off in a ditch on a deserted road and it won't start


quote:

i'm trying to rub to sticks together








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jbgarner2010
LSU Fan
Shreveport, LA
Member since Aug 2011
2544 posts

re: my car slid off in a ditch on a deserted road and it won't start


Outdoor Board





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Ortho Reb
Ole Miss Fan
New Orleans, LA
Member since Dec 2011
8647 posts

re: my car slid off in a ditch on a deserted road and it won't start


At least you still have the internet, even though you can't make a call, right?







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OneMoreTime
SMU Fan
Florida Gulf Coast Fan
Member since Dec 2008
45014 posts

re: my car slid off in a ditch on a deserted road and it won't start


good.





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redstick13
Wofford Fan
Western Colorado
Member since Feb 2007
22017 posts

re: my car slid off in a ditch on a deserted road and it won't start


Stay there until spring. You can survive by eating toxic plastics from inside the car and drinking antifreeze out the heater.





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TigerStripes06
LSU Fan
Murder Hill
Member since Sep 2006
24694 posts

re: my car slid off in a ditch on a deserted road and it won't start


If this was real, I would pull for hypothermia.





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Tiger Ryno
USA Fan
The Brain Trust
Member since Feb 2007
46492 posts

re: my car slid off in a ditch on a deserted road and it won't start


Did your trailer also burn down?





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kywildcatfanone
Kentucky Fan
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
14220 posts

re: my car slid off in a ditch on a deserted road and it won't start


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you get increasingly worse with each post







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trillhog
Elite Membership
Member since Jul 2011
17304 posts

re: my car slid off in a ditch on a deserted road and it won't start


I can't feel my legs





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wildtigercat93
LSU Fan
Hammond, LA
Member since Jul 2011
38896 posts

re: my car slid off in a ditch on a deserted road and it won't start


Run towards the light. Im sure its warm





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trillhog
Elite Membership
Member since Jul 2011
17304 posts

re: my car slid off in a ditch on a deserted road and it won't start


I want camrod to have my iPhone , CAD you can have my Mac , I think this is it





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mt1
LSU Fan
Lakeview
Member since Nov 2006
5769 posts
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re: my car slid off in a ditch on a deserted road and it won't start


Lay down and take a nap. That should solve everything.





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BananaHammock
LSU Fan
Californication
Member since Aug 2011
8423 posts

re: my car slid off in a ditch on a deserted road and it won't start


you gon' get raped





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