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MFn GIMP 
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| re: Finally started watching Arrested Development (Posted on 12/14/12 at 10:40 pm to Patrick O Rly)
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Such a Barry move
That's what they said on Ask Jeeves.
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The Seaward
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| re: Finally started watching Arrested Development (Posted on 12/14/12 at 10:50 pm to MFn GIMP)
Barry: You don't want to go in front of that judge. I caught him in a drag club.
Gob: What were you doing there?
Barry: Wow, you should be the lawyer.
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BobbyGoulet
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| re: Finally started watching Arrested Development (Posted on 12/14/12 at 11:10 pm to The Seaward)
Does this look contagious to you? Hey kiddo!
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WarSlamEagle 
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| re: Finally started watching Arrested Development (Posted on 12/14/12 at 11:12 pm to The Seaward)
Are you one of those funny guys that dresses up as a woman?
No, baby, I'm the real th...
*speeds off*
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The Seaward
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| re: Finally started watching Arrested Development (Posted on 12/14/12 at 11:16 pm to WarSlamEagle)
Sorry I'm so late. I had another hearing. Here's the good news: I think I'm going to get off. I have a good lawyer.
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WarSlamEagle
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| re: Finally started watching Arrested Development (Posted on 12/14/12 at 11:24 pm to The Seaward)
"I have the worst f---ing attorneys."
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TH03 
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| re: Finally started watching Arrested Development (Posted on 12/14/12 at 11:27 pm to WarSlamEagle)
For British eyes only
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Jim Rockford
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| re: Finally started watching Arrested Development (Posted on 12/14/12 at 11:28 pm to Qwerty)
"Bob Loblaw, no habla Espanol" 
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BobbyGoulet
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| re: Finally started watching Arrested Development (Posted on 12/14/12 at 11:30 pm to The Seaward)
Well if you want to play Eve, you'll have to get in line behind what, about five homos.
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CP3LSU25
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| re: Finally started watching Arrested Development (Posted on 12/14/12 at 11:33 pm to The Seaward)
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Sorry I'm so late. I had another hearing. Here's the good news: I think I'm going to get off. I have a good lawyer.
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CajunRevolution
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| re: Finally started watching Arrested Development (Posted on 12/14/12 at 11:42 pm to Qwerty)
There's money in the banana stand.
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Patrick O Rly 
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| re: Finally started watching Arrested Development (Posted on 12/15/12 at 7:29 am to CajunRevolution)
One of my favorite Characters was the doctor.
Lucille: How's my son?
Doctor: He's going to be all right.
Lindsay Funke: Finally some good news from this guy.
George Michael Bluth: There's no other way to take that.
Doctor: That's a great attitude. I got to tell you, if I was getting this news, I don't know that I'd take it this well.
Lucille: But you said he was all right.
Doctor: Yes, he's lost his left hand. So he's going to be "all right."
Lucille: [Jumping on the doctor] You son of a bitch! I hate this doctor!
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Qwerty
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| re: Finally started watching Arrested Development (Posted on 12/15/12 at 7:38 am to Patrick O Rly)
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One of my favorite Characters was the doctor. Lucille: How's my son? Doctor: He's going to be all right. Lindsay Funke: Finally some good news from this guy. George Michael Bluth: There's no other way to take that. Doctor: That's a great attitude. I got to tell you, if I was getting this news, I don't know that I'd take it this well. Lucille: But you said he was all right. Doctor: Yes, he's lost his left hand. So he's going to be "all right." Lucille: [Jumping on the doctor] You son of a bitch! I hate this doctor!
This one I wish I hadn't read before I saw it. That's hilarious.
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CP3LSU25
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| re: Finally started watching Arrested Development (Posted on 12/15/12 at 8:40 am to Qwerty)
This show is pure genius.
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Tiger1242
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| re: Finally started watching Arrested Development (Posted on 12/15/12 at 9:21 am to CP3LSU25)
Michael: We need to speak to you about getting a divorce for Gob.
Barry: Well, I got Michael out of his marriage, didn't I?
(Smiles and holds up hand for high five)
Michael: Actually, she died.
Barry: You're kidding me. I've been taking credit for that for years!
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CP3LSU25
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| re: Finally started watching Arrested Development (Posted on 12/15/12 at 9:55 am to MFn GIMP)
[Tobias discovers that George Sr. has been living in the attic]
Tobias Fünke: What are you doing up here?
George Sr.: I'm having a fricking tea party, what does it look like I'm doing?
[he shoves Tobias up against the wall with his hand against his mouth]
George Sr.: I'm living up here and if you tell anyone about this, I will fricking kill you. Ah, stop licking my hand, you horse's ass.
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Bryon Bojengles III
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| re: Finally started watching Arrested Development (Posted on 12/15/12 at 9:56 am to Tiger1242)
The doctor also
LUCILLE BLUTH
[the family is waiting for news on Buster from a very literal doctor] How's my son?
THE LITERAL DOCTOR
He's going to be all right.
LINDSAY FUNKE
Finally some good news from this guy.
GEORGE MICHAEL BLUTH
There's no other way to take that.
THE LITERAL DOCTOR
That's a great attitude. I got to tell you, if I was getting this news, I don't know that I'd take it this well.
LUCILLE BLUTH
But you said he was all right.
THE LITERAL DOCTOR
Yes, he's lost his left hand. So he's going to be "all right."
LUCILLE BLUTH
[Jumping on the doctor] You son of a bitch. I hate this doctor.
LINDSAY FUNKE
How do we keep getting this guy?
MICHAEL BLUTH
Mom, he's a very literal man.
THE LITERAL DOCTOR
Yes, that's more the way I would take the news.
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THE LITERAL DOCTOR
I'm sorry, but I'm afraid there's nothing more that I can do. [everyone gasps]
MICHAEL BLUTH
Let him keep talking.
THE LITERAL DOCTOR
Because Dr. Stein has been assigned to your case.
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LINDSAY BLUTH FÜNKE
[Tobias was run over by a car] How is he?
THE LITERAL DOCTOR
It looks like he's dead. [everyone gasps in shock]
MICHAEL BLUTH
Wait, is he really dead or does it look like he's dead?
THE LITERAL DOCTOR
It looks like he's dead. He's covered in blue paint or something. [everyone starts shouting and throwing things at him]
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NARRATOR
On the next Arrested Development, Buster and GOB find themselves closer than ever.
THE LITERAL DOCTOR
Good news, we've removed the hook and there's been no damage.
GOB
[as Buster gets up and leaves] Oh thank god!
THE LITERAL DOCTOR
Unfortunately, you've still got a hook in your ass.
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CP3LSU25
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| re: Finally started watching Arrested Development (Posted on 12/15/12 at 10:05 am to Bryon Bojengles III)
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Bryon Bojengles III
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| re: Finally started watching Arrested Development (Posted on 12/15/12 at 8:22 pm to CP3LSU25)
Bump.
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Qwerty
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| re: Finally started watching Arrested Development (Posted on 12/26/12 at 7:31 am to Bryon Bojengles III)
I rewatched the first 2 episodes last night at home where I could pay more attention, and watch with someone else. I thought it was even funnier than before, and couldn't stop laughing. There were a bunch of jokes in each episode that I totally missed when I wasn't able to pay close attention the first time. I will definitely watch the whole series now.
Things I caught the second time:
"He's a flamer." Later "definitely a flamer." (As in arsonist, which I didn't realize the first time.)
"I'm in love with this ice cream sandwich." Later "then why don't you marry an ice cream sandwich" when Lucille tried to pretend she wasn't talking to George on the phone.
The sister saying "no thanks I'm full" with the fight hunger banner in the background.
"No touching!" Said 5 or 6 times.
How many flaming banana references can you have in one episode?
"Well I don't know what I expected." Looking into the "dead dove do not eat" bag.
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