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invictus instead of inception. my mom's so stupid





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Darth_Vader
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We get together every year with our Sunday School class every Christmas and do a "Dirty Santa" game where instead of going and buying some gift you take something you don't want from your home, wrap it up, and bring it. The best thing I've seen someone bring as a gift was the used guts from the back tank on their toilet. Thankfully I did not end up with it.





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The best thing I've seen someone bring as a gift was the used guts from the back tank on their toilet








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A cheap arse sweater with no tags and had cat hair all over it.





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a jeep wrangler





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well thanks and I assure you it's all true. And yes, I've had some pretty shitty things thrown at me in my life. Parents being killed when I had just turned one, raised by a widowed grandmother who died right before I turned 15. Sexually abused by our housekeeper woman when I was 12. Complete mental breakdown when I was 14. Teen years living in poverty, deprivation, drugs, sex, alcohol, bouncing from place to place with no family or even a real friend. Yes, there is a lot to tell and I've even thought about writing a book about it. But the thing I want people to take from my story, which I may share fully one day, is not to pity me but to be inspired that no matter how beat down this world can get you, you can always rise up. I'm 39 yrs old now, have a loving wife of 15 years, two beautiful children, a nice big house in the nicest neighborhood in our town and a job that affords me the ability to give my family a good life. I could have let life beat me down and it came very close more than once. but I chose to keep fighting. That's what I want people to take from what I've been through... keep fighting.


Man, I think this beats "The Astonishing Tales of Costanza."


As for my gift, it was fricking horrible at first, but it was one of those "meaning" gifts. It turned out to be great.

One Christmas when I was 18, my mom gave me this little present all wrapped up with a bow. I opened it up and it was one of her mixing bowls from the kitchen, filled with cotton balls.

Im sitting there thinking, "is this some kind of a sick joke?" My mom always gives awesome gifts. I set it aside and she kept asking me what was in the box...she must have asked about 15 times. I chalked it up as her way of telling me that I was a hellraising rebel and didn't deserve a christmas present this year.

It took me about 20 minutes to realize that she had gotten me tickets to the Cotton Bowl (when we played Texas in 2002), and the bowl full of cotton balls was her way of telling me, because she hadn't picked the tickets up from the person she bought them from yet.

After I made that little connection, it was a great present!



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Don't give up Trill, Darth always does this crybaby look at me sap shite. Sorry your life sucked, but all we wanted to hear was you got some shitty tube socks.


Thank You, his story is played out



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trillhog


What's the problem with this post?








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My family always has thing where you pick a name out of a hat and half to buy something for them. When I was 9 I got this kid a sweet toy, he gave me a cheap shirt I saw earlier for like 5 dollars that was too small.





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used toilet tank parts???? REALLY??????





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lighter345


FYI... nobody gives a shite what you do or do not want to hear. Don't like my posts? nobody is forcing you to read them.






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Darth_Vader
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d toilet tank parts???? REALLY??????


If you'd spend less time bitching and more time reading you'd see it was not me who brought it. Why are you even bitching like it was something I've done? I swear you're just a little bitch.






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If you'd spend less time bitching and more time reading you'd see it was not me who brought it. Why are you even bitching like it was something I've done? I swear you're just a little bitch.


i read it fine, what kind of people are you around, that they bring used toilet parts to a party??? am i crazy?? that is not normal.






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I didn't force you to read mine either.


Never said you did. But was it you or me bitching about what the other posted? Yeah, move along now kid.






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frick you man...that shirt is awesome.





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Flair Chops
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instead of going and buying some gift you take something you don't want from your home, wrap it up, and bring it.






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Darth_Vader
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i read it fine, what kind of people are you around, that they bring used toilet parts to a party??? am i crazy?? that is not normal.


the person who brought it is a man who owns a trucking company worth more money that you have now, have ever had, or ever will. The guy owns a fleet of long haul trucks that move a good portion of all the coal mined in Alabama. The guy has like 50+ trucks, his own service department, and if I had to guess about 200+ people who work for him.

And no, you're not crazy. What you are is stupid and immature.



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the person who brought it is a man who owns a trucking company worth more money that you have now, have ever had, or ever will


of course he does... regardless tell your friend that bringing used toilet parts for a gift is the retarded.



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