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YOURADHERE
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My aunt still lives at home with my grand parents and she's in her 50's. A few years back she gave out checks for $5. I honestly don't care whether I recieve something or not but my brother was pretty pissed about that. The same aunt one year also gave everyone shirts from Old Navy, one of my uncles went to exchange his for a different size and was told they couldn't accept it, that it was purchased on sale for 47 cents about 2 years before.





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sorantable
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My mom gave me this Jesus-fork for Christmas last year







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TigerDik86
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one of my uncles went to exchange his for a different size and was told they couldn't accept it, that it was purchased on sale for 47 cents about 2 years before

Holy crap that's just sad.






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YOURADHERE
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Forgot about this one, many years ago I had an aunt on my mom's side who went to a Kid Rock concert a few weeks before Christmas. My brother and I both got T shirts. Mine was a white shirt with Kid Rock dressed as the old Uncle Sam posters. But instead of saying "I want you to join the Army" it said "I want you to suck my dick". I was about 11 at the time. Parents never let me wear that shirt in public....or ever for that matter. My brother's, who was about 8 had a chick on a pole and said something like "I support single moms".





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LSUBboothe
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Got a fancy pair of green polyester jeans a couple years back from my grandmother. She said they never go out of style because my grandpa still wears his from the 70s





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TexasTiger1185
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Growing up my grandma used to give me masks that hung on the wall. African masks. I always thought, "I'm 7, what am I supposed to do with this?"

Now they hang on my walls and I really like them.


Same grandma one year gave me a cassette tape. I put it in a player and it was her voice, she spent 2.5 hours explaining EVERY Christmas she spent with my father. We had to listen to the entire thing before opening the remainder of our Christmas gifts.






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Pumpkins
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When I was little, like 5, my aunt gave me a little boys play shaving kit







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TexasTiger1185
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When I was little, like 5, my aunt gave me a little boys play shaving kit


Hairy 5 year old legs?






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More beer please
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Oh yeah. I've gotten a few bibles in my time, too.


thing is I already have a couple from them






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lsuwontonwrap
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My brother and I both got T shirts. Mine was a white shirt with Kid Rock dressed as the old Uncle Sam posters. But instead of saying "I want you to join the Army" it said "I want you to suck my dick". I was about 11 at the time. Parents never let me wear that shirt in public....or ever for that matter. My brother's, who was about 8 had a chick on a pole and said something like "I support single moms".


Wow. You might win.






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Pumpkins
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I don't think so. It was very strange.





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Geauxld Finger
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Forgot about this one, many years ago I had an aunt on my mom's side who went to a Kid Rock concert a few weeks before Christmas. My brother and I both got T shirts. Mine was a white shirt with Kid Rock dressed as the old Uncle Sam posters. But instead of saying "I want you to join the Army" it said "I want you to suck my dick". I was about 11 at the time. Parents never let me wear that shirt in public....or ever for that matter. My brother's, who was about 8 had a chick on a pole and said something like "I support single moms".








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TexasTiger1185
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I was thinking of getting my son one of these. He is only 2, but when he sees me brush my teeth and comb my hair he wants to brush and comb too. I figure he probably wants to shave.


Then again he is a boy, so that is a legitimate gift






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Tommy Patel
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Dallas Cowboy Bath robe from Step dad, I was wearing my Steeler PJ's too





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Darth_Vader
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damn darth... That really is the saddest shite I've heard this YTD... I'm so sorry.. Just force choke them next time you see them.


Well it prepared me for the next three years I suppose. Over that time I bounced from place to place, living with this group of trash for a few months then moving on to the next. I was kept together with my brother for about a year before we were split up and I was sent to Alaska while he stayed in Alabama. As for Christmases during that time, the next Christmas (when I was 16)I got exactly nothing what so ever. Still, that Christmas did not bother me as much as sitting there with those damn socks watching all the other kids with their cool stuff. Never felt more like an outsider in my life. And I guess part of why that one sucked so bad was that's when i finally realized that with my grandmother now dead, my life was not going to be all fun and games anymore. She'd made sure that each Christmas was awesome when I was a kid. Those Christmases were spent with loads of cool presents, Christmas dinner, and all my aunts & uncles (they were really my great aunts & uncles but like my grandmother they were all dead by the time of tube sock Christmas).

Christmas when I was 17 I once again got nothing but this one was spent alone huddled over a kerosene heater in a freezing cold trailer with no power or water. That one was not much fun either.






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CtotheVrzrbck
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Forgot about this one, many years ago I had an aunt on my mom's side who went to a Kid Rock concert a few weeks before Christmas. My brother and I both got T shirts. Mine was a white shirt with Kid Rock dressed as the old Uncle Sam posters. But instead of saying "I want you to join the Army" it said "I want you to suck my dick". I was about 11 at the time. Parents never let me wear that shirt in public....or ever for that matter. My brother's, who was about 8 had a chick on a pole and said something like "I support single moms".



So you got some pics of this aunt?






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Crow Pie
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He gave me a half used pack of copy paper and my brother (who was 15 at the time) a broken little kids fishing pole.


Gives new meaning to the ole "its the thought that counts" theory.






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lsunurse
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In recent years my mother in law gave us a giant piano mat. You know...the ones you can play piano with your feet. Still sits in the box. At times I'm tempted to take out and let the dogs walk on and see their reaction.







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trillhog
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what a depressing thread,i was thinking more like present day shitty gifts, some terrible arse childhoods some of ya'll had, no wonder there are so many messed up people in the world.





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CtotheVrzrbck
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Jeez Vader, you've been through too much to be an Auburn fan. As long as you're not full of it, just pulling our legs as I've come to expect from this site, my heart goes out to ya man.

Maybe in another thread tell us what's going on in your life, those hardships can be tough to overcome. It's a bitch not having a supportive family. I'm curious if you're in school, working, got a family of your own now. I'm rooting for ya to accomplish the things you want. If you're struggling I'd bet there' a poster on here that might have a suggestion or knows someone that help turn these around for ya with maybe a lead on a job, or some sound advice on whatever might be troubling ya.






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