re: craziest outdoor/hunting story

Driving back to college when I was 20 my pickup died one night, in the rain. A 3/4 ton Suburban with 5 hunters in it picked me up. It was the middle of the night so the were going to have to take me to a town 30 miles down the road. They offered me an Old Milwaukee Light and I accepted. It made me feel funny and the next thing I know I wake up in a cabin in the hills, presumably SE OH. They said I fell asleep and there wasn't any place to drop me off the night before so they just proceeded to their camp. After breakfast they would run me back into town.

This is where it gets weird. Over breakfast the conversation turned to their favorite hunts. Wolves, bears, rhinos...humans. WTF?! As breakfast was winding down I was told, "We''ll run you back to town after a short walk in the woods." I didn't like the sound of that so I excused myself to use the outhouse and bolted the frick out of there. Took me two days to find my way back to civilization.