re: What's going to happen to white zinfandel in a few years?

People who drink wine coolers and mixed drinks in a foil pouch These days will be in their 40s and 60s. They will have blown out their bunions and will sit at home every night soaking their feet in white zin, too embarrassed by their faded wrinkled tattoos to go out to the Poolhall anymore.

I figure the stuff should be good for softening corns and bunions.