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Tiki Barber's 10 reasons why Sean Payton will leave for Dallas

Posted on 11/5/12 at 3:22 pm
Posted by wope
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Posted on 11/5/12 at 3:22 pm
Shortened version:

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1.) Cowboys owner Jerry Jones is obsessed with winning.

2.) Jones usually gets what he wants — and has the money to get it.

3.) Prior to the Sunday night game, Bob Costa interviewed the most important member of the Cowboys - Jerry Jones.

4.) As the de facto general manager, Jones has provided Garrett with enough talent to win, but the Cowboys remain chronic underachievers.

5.) The Saints are past their peak.

6.). Payton is cocky and loves a challenge, and what greater challenge than to be the catalyst for the ascension of the enigmatic Romo.

7.) Payton wants to be seen as great.

8.) Payton, the man, has been through a lot over the past year — a divorce and the Bountygate fiasco. A personal and professional reboot could be a welcome lift for all parties, including Payton.

9.) Payton already has a home in the Dallas area.

10.)To coach the Cowboys, Payton likely would demand complete control over personnel. I believe Jones would give it to him if it brings the possibility of a championship.



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Posted by wildtigercat93
Member since Jul 2011
112370 posts
Posted on 11/5/12 at 3:24 pm to
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3.) Prior to the Sunday night game, Bob Costa interviewed the most important member of the Cowboys - Jerry Jones.


How is this a reason?
Posted by Thracken13
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Member since Feb 2010
16114 posts
Posted on 11/5/12 at 3:24 pm to
this had to have been typed on a compter by or for him, cause if it was on paper - a gust of wind would have made him fumble it and he would have lost the list.
This post was edited on 11/5/12 at 3:26 pm
Posted by kclsufan
Show Me
Member since Jun 2008
12092 posts
Posted on 11/5/12 at 3:25 pm to
Tiki Barber. Is he still around?
Posted by Hoodoo Man
Sunshine Pumping most days.
Member since Oct 2011
31637 posts
Posted on 11/5/12 at 3:26 pm to
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5.) The Saints are past their peak.

Did Brees die in his sleep last night?
Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
166502 posts
Posted on 11/5/12 at 3:26 pm to
quote:

Tiki Barber
could catch polio and die and nobody would care.
Posted by CptRusty
Basket of Deplorables
Member since Aug 2011
11740 posts
Posted on 11/5/12 at 3:28 pm to
Tiki fricking Barber? are you kidding me? Does anyone still listen to this guy? frick Tiki Barber
Posted by geauxtigers87
Louisiana
Member since Mar 2011
25231 posts
Posted on 11/5/12 at 3:30 pm to
is this the same tiki barber that threw his team under the bus?
Posted by Breesus
House of the Rising Sun
Member since Jan 2010
66982 posts
Posted on 11/5/12 at 3:30 pm to
Tiki is such a shithead. Seriously.

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1.) Cowboys owner Jerry Jones is obsessed with winning.

Because the other 31 owners aren't?
quote:

2.) Jones usually gets what he wants — and has the money to get it.

Last i checked Coach's salaries aren't part of the cap room. We can pay the guy to. Benson is a rich arse man.
quote:

3.) Prior to the Sunday night game, Bob Costa interviewed the most important member of the Cowboys - Jerry Jones.


In other news, John Gruden interviews Vilma today.
quote:

4.) As the de facto general manager, Jones has provided Garrett with enough talent to win, but the Cowboys remain chronic underachievers.


As an actual GM, loomis provided Payton with the talent to win a superbowl, and Payton likes him so much it is in his contract that he wont work without him
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5.) The Saints are past their peak.

Right, because the cowboys are right in there prime?
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6.). Payton is cocky and loves a challenge, and what greater challenge than to be the catalyst for the ascension of the enigmatic Romo.

Theres a lot of fail in this statement. But if the season continues like its going right now, winning a superbowl with our team next year will be a challenge. What coach wouldnt love the challenge of establishing a dynasty with a franchise that was derelict until he showed up?
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7.) Payton wants to be seen as great.

He is great and frick Tiki for insinuating he cant be seen as great if he coaches the Saints.
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8.) Payton, the man, has been through a lot over the past year — a divorce and the Bountygate fiasco. A personal and professional reboot could be a welcome lift for all parties, including Payton

I'm sure he is more than happy to stay here. Going to Dallas would tarnish his rep in NOLA, and the divorce is living in Dallas.
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9.) Payton already has a home in the Dallas area.

Hmm Dallas where no one cares about me with my divorced wife around the corner, or New Orleans, party capital of the world, where i am worshiped as a god, and all the ladies know im single. Tough decision.
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10.)To coach the Cowboys, Payton likely would demand complete control over personnel. I believe Jones would give it to him if it brings the possibility of a championship.

Jones wouldnt give that to him. But i think someone else would. Oh thats right he already has that here.
Posted by ParkSlopeTiger
NYC
Member since Sep 2011
222 posts
Posted on 11/5/12 at 3:32 pm to
Did Tiki forget the reason about cheating on your wife for a college student and getting fired as a TV analyst?
Posted by lsuhunt555
Teakwood Village Breh
Member since Nov 2008
38416 posts
Posted on 11/5/12 at 3:32 pm to
11. Tiki Barber is a douche.
Posted by jeff5891
Member since Aug 2011
15761 posts
Posted on 11/5/12 at 3:36 pm to
quote:

Tiki Barber's


Tiki Barber; dr.
Posted by Peazey
Metry
Member since Apr 2012
25418 posts
Posted on 11/5/12 at 3:36 pm to
Tiki Barber is a worthless sack of shite, and nothing he says should be taken seriously.

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Posted by Billy Mays
Member since Jan 2009
25289 posts
Posted on 11/5/12 at 3:37 pm to
Does anyone take Tiki Barber seriously?
Posted by TigerKnights
Member since Jun 2011
3276 posts
Posted on 11/5/12 at 3:38 pm to
Cowboys stacked

Payton gone

Posted by NorthGwinnettTiger
Member since Jun 2006
51848 posts
Posted on 11/5/12 at 3:45 pm to
quote:

Payton likely would demand complete control over personnel. I believe Jones would give it to him if it brings the possibility of a championship.





Posted by Putty
Member since Oct 2003
25491 posts
Posted on 11/5/12 at 4:07 pm to
quote:

Tiki Barber's 10 reasons why Sean Payton will leave for Dallas


I did a google search for this and the only thing I could find was:

quote:

Tiki Barber's 10 reasons why the Giants will never win a Super Bowl with Eli
Posted by TigerKnights
Member since Jun 2011
3276 posts
Posted on 11/5/12 at 4:09 pm to
11.) Crappy Saints fans.

Posted by goatmilker
Castle Anthrax
Member since Feb 2009
64486 posts
Posted on 11/5/12 at 4:16 pm to
Tiki Barber












Posted by elprez00
Hammond, LA
Member since Sep 2011
29434 posts
Posted on 11/5/12 at 4:30 pm to
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Tiki Barber's 10 reasons why Sean Payton will leave for Dallas




Has everyone forgotten Sean signed the extension last year? If he didnt want to be here, why sign the extension?
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