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Tiki Barber's 10 reasons why Sean Payton will leave for Dallas

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1.) Cowboys owner Jerry Jones is obsessed with winning.

2.) Jones usually gets what he wants — and has the money to get it.

3.) Prior to the Sunday night game, Bob Costa interviewed the most important member of the Cowboys - Jerry Jones.

4.) As the de facto general manager, Jones has provided Garrett with enough talent to win, but the Cowboys remain chronic underachievers.

5.) The Saints are past their peak.

6.). Payton is cocky and loves a challenge, and what greater challenge than to be the catalyst for the ascension of the enigmatic Romo.

7.) Payton wants to be seen as great.

8.) Payton, the man, has been through a lot over the past year — a divorce and the Bountygate fiasco. A personal and professional reboot could be a welcome lift for all parties, including Payton.

9.) Payton already has a home in the Dallas area.

10.)To coach the Cowboys, Payton likely would demand complete control over personnel. I believe Jones would give it to him if it brings the possibility of a championship.



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3.) Prior to the Sunday night game, Bob Costa interviewed the most important member of the Cowboys - Jerry Jones.


How is this a reason?


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re: Tiki Barber's 10 reasons why Sean Payton will leave for Dallas
this had to have been typed on a compter by or for him, cause if it was on paper - a gust of wind would have made him fumble it and he would have lost the list.
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re: Tiki Barber's 10 reasons why Sean Payton will leave for Dallas
Tiki Barber. Is he still around?


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5.) The Saints are past their peak.

Did Brees die in his sleep last night?


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Tiki Barber
could catch polio and die and nobody would care.


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re: Tiki Barber's 10 reasons why Sean Payton will leave for Dallas
Tiki fricking Barber? are you kidding me? Does anyone still listen to this guy? frick Tiki Barber


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is this the same tiki barber that threw his team under the bus?


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Breesus
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re: Tiki Barber's 10 reasons why Sean Payton will leave for Dallas
Tiki is such a shithead. Seriously.

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1.) Cowboys owner Jerry Jones is obsessed with winning.

Because the other 31 owners aren't?
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2.) Jones usually gets what he wants — and has the money to get it.

Last i checked Coach's salaries aren't part of the cap room. We can pay the guy to. Benson is a rich arse man.
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3.) Prior to the Sunday night game, Bob Costa interviewed the most important member of the Cowboys - Jerry Jones.


In other news, John Gruden interviews Vilma today.
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4.) As the de facto general manager, Jones has provided Garrett with enough talent to win, but the Cowboys remain chronic underachievers.


As an actual GM, loomis provided Payton with the talent to win a superbowl, and Payton likes him so much it is in his contract that he wont work without him
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5.) The Saints are past their peak.

Right, because the cowboys are right in there prime?
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6.). Payton is cocky and loves a challenge, and what greater challenge than to be the catalyst for the ascension of the enigmatic Romo.

Theres a lot of fail in this statement. But if the season continues like its going right now, winning a superbowl with our team next year will be a challenge. What coach wouldnt love the challenge of establishing a dynasty with a franchise that was derelict until he showed up?
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7.) Payton wants to be seen as great.

He is great and frick Tiki for insinuating he cant be seen as great if he coaches the Saints.
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8.) Payton, the man, has been through a lot over the past year — a divorce and the Bountygate fiasco. A personal and professional reboot could be a welcome lift for all parties, including Payton

I'm sure he is more than happy to stay here. Going to Dallas would tarnish his rep in NOLA, and the divorce is living in Dallas.
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9.) Payton already has a home in the Dallas area.

Hmm Dallas where no one cares about me with my divorced wife around the corner, or New Orleans, party capital of the world, where i am worshiped as a god, and all the ladies know im single. Tough decision.
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10.)To coach the Cowboys, Payton likely would demand complete control over personnel. I believe Jones would give it to him if it brings the possibility of a championship.

Jones wouldnt give that to him. But i think someone else would. Oh thats right he already has that here.


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re: Tiki Barber's 10 reasons why Sean Payton will leave for Dallas
Did Tiki forget the reason about cheating on your wife for a college student and getting fired as a TV analyst?


THRILLHO
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re: Tiki Barber's 10 reasons why Sean Payton will leave for Dallas
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How is this a reason?



Ever saw the guy as a commentator? Dude is seriously borderline retarded. Mike Florio would frequently rag on him for using big words incorrectly in his segments. He was also widely regarded as a huge douchebag in the locker room and I'm pretty sure someone outright said that his leaving the team went a long way in their winning the SB.


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re: Tiki Barber's 10 reasons why Sean Payton will leave for Dallas
11. Tiki Barber is a douche.


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re: Tiki Barber's 10 reasons why Sean Payton will leave for Dallas
12. Dallas has bigger dicks and I love dicks.


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saintsfan22
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re: Tiki Barber's 10 reasons why Sean Payton will leave for Dallas

How pissed is Tiki that Michael Strahan became what he always wanted to be?


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re: Tiki Barber's 10 reasons why Sean Payton will leave for Dallas
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11. Tiki Barber is a douche.


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Tiki Barber's


Tiki Barber; dr.


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re: Tiki Barber's 10 reasons why Sean Payton will leave for Dallas
Tiki Barber is a worthless sack of shit, and nothing he says should be taken seriously.

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re: Tiki Barber's 10 reasons why Sean Payton will leave for Dallas
Does anyone take Tiki Barber seriously?


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re: Tiki Barber's 10 reasons why Sean Payton will leave for Dallas
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Prior to the Sunday night game, Bob Costa interviewed the most important member of the Cowboys - Jerry Jones.


Who also said that garrett was still his guy..


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Breesus
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re: Tiki Barber's 10 reasons why Sean Payton will leave for Dallas
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I'm pretty sure someone outright said that his leaving the team went a long way in their winning the SB.


Actually i think i remember multiple people from that team made this statement.
And i completely agree with this:
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Ever saw the guy as a commentator? Dude is seriously borderline retarded.


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