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re: Crackpot ASOIAF Theories SPOILERS

Posted on 5/15/15 at 12:08 pm to
Posted by Mr. Wayne
Member since Feb 2008
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Posted on 5/15/15 at 12:08 pm to
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correct but the description is the same.


This is being posted as fact, but they aren't really even all that similar. Rhaego:

"He was scaled like a lizard, blind, with the stub of a tail and small leather wings like the wings of a bat."

Tyrion:

"A head twice the size of his body, a tail between his legs, claws, one red eye, privates of both the girl and a boy."

The closest comparison is the stub of a tail and an actual tail. I think it's a serious reach to use this for Tyrion is a Targ. I like this guys argument against it. From AFOIAF: (Warning ahead because HOLY WALL OF TEXT!)


"I disagree about the “Aerys is Tyrion’s father” theory. I never believed in it, and I think that “The World of Ice and Fire” only makes it even less likely. The book hints that Joanna may or may not have had an affair with king Aerys in his youthful pre-crazy days when she was a young lady-in-waiting to queen Rhaella (the only thing that’s 100% is that he was really, really into her), but it makes it absolutely clear that she did not have an affair with Aerys after she married Tywin. (...) Rhaella sent Joanna away after Aerys publicly humiliated Joanna and Tywin at their wedding, “joking” that it’s a shame that the “first night” custom had been abolished, and “taking liberties” at the bedding. Since the bedding consists of the men disrobing the bride and making lewd jokes about the upcoming consummation (with the women doing the same for the bridegroom), this probably means Aerys took the opportunity to grope Joanna and probably said exceptionally inappropriate things, too. Tywin was furious, as you’d expect, and Rhaella dismissed Joanna from her service (probably to protect her from Aerys, among other things) and Joanna left the court and went to live in Casterly Rock. That was in 263; in 266, she gave birth to Jaime and Cersei (the timeline makes the other popular theory, that Aerys was their father, impossible).

The incident (...) was in 272 on the occasion when Tywin and Joanna were present at the anniversary tournament of Aerys’ 10th year on the throne. (...) Aerys asked Joanna, in front of everyone, if her breasts “which used to be so high and proud” were ruined from giving a suck to her twins. Tywin tried to resign after this new insult, but Aerys wouldn’t have it. Two notable things: 1) even though he was deliberately being an a-hole and trying to insult both her and Tywin, Aerys did not speak as someone who’s seen Joanna since she had given birth to Jaime and Cersei – and before that, they weren’t even in the same location since her wedding; it’s clear they hadn’t seen each other for a long time. And 2) after this incident, why would Joanna ever want to jump into bed with a man who publicly insulted her like that (twice)? Does anyone think Aerys had charmed her with his insult? It’s also not like she had anything to gain from it, either. (...)

So, the only way TWOAIF supports the theory is by having Joanna and Aerys in the same location at one point roughly in the timespan of Tyrion’s conception (which may also be a few months earlier or later). But the theory entirely rests on the possibility that Aerys raped Joanna, that Joanna hid it from Tywin, and that, for some reason, she decided not to use moon tea to abort the baby when she got pregnant and knew it could be the result of the rape. It “supports” it only if one already really wants to believe that Aerys is Tyrion’s father and is looking for anything that makes it possible. Heck, if we didn’ have Catelyn’s POV, and someone were to propose a theory that Littlefinger was Robb’s real father, you’d find more evidence for that than you’d find for Aerys being Tyrion’s father."
Posted by Papercutninja
Member since Feb 2010
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Posted on 5/15/15 at 12:27 pm to
Mothereffin BOOM! Of all the crackpot theories none is so forced and ill conceived as the Tyrion/Targ theory. I hate it with a fiery passion not be eclipsed by the Fourteen Fires of Valyria,
Posted by Ace Midnight
Between sanity and madness
Member since Dec 2006
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Posted on 5/15/15 at 12:33 pm to
It is forced. I agree the evidence only supports it for someone who has already drawn the conclusion. I admit it is a possibility (for the irony, if nothing else - Tyrion, while flawed, is the most "Tywin" like, from a cleverness, rational and competent standpoint, although Jaime has grown as much as anyone during the story), but dismiss it as pure crackpot. Everyone wants to see Tyrion riding a dragon. Targ blood may be a requirement or at least the most likely qualification for that.

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Heck, if we didn’ have Catelyn’s POV, and someone were to propose a theory that Littlefinger was Robb’s real father, you’d find more evidence for that than you’d find for Aerys being Tyrion’s father."


This is excellent analysis.

This isn't remotely the same as the almost certain R+L=J - which is still possibly not the case, but it will because the reader was consistently and deliberately misled or GRRM changed it to make the theorists wrong.

It is one of the bigger stretches of the theorists.
Posted by TigerintheNO
New Orleans
Member since Jan 2004
41248 posts
Posted on 5/15/15 at 3:58 pm to
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So, the only way TWOAIF supports the theory is by having Joanna and Aerys in the same location at one point roughly in the timespan of Tyrion’s conception (which may also be a few months earlier or later).


One other major event happened between the tournament and the birth of Tyrion to Joanna.

She was informed by one of the servants at Castley Rock that her twins were fricking each other. Joanna and her two children were at Castley Rock, and I don't believe there is any mention of her being with child. I would say it is likely that Tyrion was born 9-11 months after his siblings started hitting it.
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