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re: Crackpot ASOIAF Theories SPOILERS

Posted on 5/20/13 at 1:46 pm to
Posted by Ash Williams
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Posted on 5/20/13 at 1:46 pm to
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Good call

We need a Crackpot Theory, so here it goes... GULP...


I think Sansa ends up with Tyrion at the end of all this

I think Tyrion has some hand in saving her from Baelish and offers to null and void their marriage since they never consummated

She says no and that she realized he was the only person who really treated her well

She always had dreams of marrying some handsome knight because she was always a spoiled little count, but as part of her transformation she sees real beauty in tyrion's kindness

then she's the lady of Casterly Rock while Rickon runs shite in Winterfell

ASOIAF, consider yourself crackpotted

Posted by Papercutninja
Member since Feb 2010
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Posted on 5/20/13 at 1:50 pm to
DAYUM! I never really thought of that.
Posted by Hugo Stiglitz
Member since Oct 2010
72937 posts
Posted on 5/20/13 at 1:50 pm to
Nice theory... there are still two murder charges Tyrion will need to overcome if he is to ever return to Westeros. One of which, he's actually guilty.
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
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Posted on 5/20/13 at 2:28 pm to
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I think Sansa ends up with Tyrion at the end of all this

I think Tyrion has some hand in saving her from Baelish and offers to null and void their marriage since they never consummated



I, no Crackpot, think it will sort of be the opposite. Winterfell will be surrounded by the Others, but Tyrion, one of the dragons, and a portion of Dany's army will come and drive them off for the time being. Tyrion tells Littlefinger to yield his army to him to take down the Others, or else Winterfell will face the wrath of the dragon. Littlefinger refuses, and battle commences, but Tyrion chooses to not use his dragon to burn down Winterfell due to his respect for the old castle and not wanting to anger the old gods which he's felt there.

Littlefinger runs down into the crypts and Tyrion follows him. In the crypts, Littlefinger ambushes Tyrion, and almost kills him. Unfortunately for him, Littlefinger does the classic villain monologue on telling Tyrion how he outwitted him and his highborn cohorts every step of the way, how he's tried to get him killed numerous times but he's managed to slip through his fingers each time, only for each time to work to his advantage. As he's finally about to kill Tyrion, Sansa stabs him through the back and it goes through his heart with the same dagger Littlefinger used to frame Tyrion. Littlefinger looks back and realizes its Sansa, and dies below Ned Stark's statue. Sansa and Tyrion then unite their armies (while mutually agreeing to null their marriage) and march forth to join with Dany and Jon's.
This post was edited on 5/20/13 at 2:51 pm
Posted by Peazey
Metry
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Posted on 5/20/13 at 6:15 pm to


I like that theory a lot. I'm really going to be rooting for that to happen from here on out.

To add a little bit to it, I think that Tyrion runs into Tysha in Braavos on his way back to Westeros to apologize to her and give himself some closure on that issue. This whole thing might be a little too fairy tale for Martin though.
Posted by ladytiger118
Member since Aug 2009
20922 posts
Posted on 5/20/13 at 6:49 pm to
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think Sansa ends up with Tyrion at the end of all this

I think Tyrion has some hand in saving her from Baelish and offers to null and void their marriage since they never consummated

She says no and that she realized he was the only person who really treated her well

She always had dreams of marrying some handsome knight because she was always a spoiled little count, but as part of her transformation she sees real beauty in tyrion's kindness

then she's the lady of Casterly Rock while Rickon runs shite in Winterfell

ASOIAF, consider yourself crackpotted

That sounds kind of like Beauty and the Beast. And believe it or not I think GRRM wrote for the 80s tv series .

There are also the Hound/Sansa shippers so that could play into the whole Beauty and Beast, 'Sansa marries a nontraditional knight in shining armor who is a beast before and undergoes a transformation'. I could see her with Tyrion though, but they both have different personalities.
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