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Danica finished dead last yesterday

Posted on 8/12/12 at 10:11 am
Posted by lsutigers1992
Member since Mar 2006
25317 posts
Posted on 8/12/12 at 10:11 am
When you peak, you win
Posted by lsufan112001
sportsmans paradise
Member since Oct 2006
11217 posts
Posted on 8/12/12 at 10:18 am to
Time for a playboy spread
Posted by BRgetthenet
Member since Oct 2011
118255 posts
Posted on 8/12/12 at 10:23 am to
Hustler would be better, roast beef curtains FTW.
Posted by DCSportsBeerMan
Bethesda, MD
Member since Jul 2011
1705 posts
Posted on 8/12/12 at 10:29 am to
She couldn't avoid the wreck. Not her fault. But I still laugh about it
Posted by DollaChoppa
I Simp for ACC
Member since May 2008
84774 posts
Posted on 8/12/12 at 10:31 am to
What % of races does she wreck in? At least 50% right?
Posted by saintsfan92612
Taiwan
Member since Oct 2008
30532 posts
Posted on 8/12/12 at 10:32 am to
Women drivers
Posted by Tiger1242
Member since Jul 2011
33214 posts
Posted on 8/12/12 at 10:45 am to
quote:

What % of races does she wreck in? At least 50% right?

I bet it's higher than that. It feels like she's always wrecking and then complaining about it
Posted by Archie Bengal Bunker
Member since Jun 2008
15603 posts
Posted on 8/12/12 at 10:47 am to
I'm not even sure he has finished a NASCAR race on the lead lap. Also, I'd be willing to bet that she has one of the highest DNF rates for a new driver.
This post was edited on 8/12/12 at 10:57 am
Posted by PJinAtl
Atlanta
Member since Nov 2007
14540 posts
Posted on 8/12/12 at 10:55 am to
I caught the new Miranda Lambert video on CMT this morning and it features Danica and Miranda stealing a car. I half expected it to end with the car spinning out into a ditch and Danica stomping off to complain about it to Blake Shelton.
Posted by Nascar Fan
Columbia La.
Member since Jul 2011
18588 posts
Posted on 8/12/12 at 10:58 am to
I was thinking the same thing
Posted by prostyleoffensetime
Mississippi
Member since Aug 2009
12616 posts
Posted on 8/12/12 at 11:03 am to
quote:

It feels like she's always wrecking


I don't watch much nascar anymore, but it feels like every time I do and they do the run down of the field they pan to her and say here's Danica in 36th logging laps, getting experience after that early crash.
Posted by MOJO mod
Haughton
Member since Nov 2010
370 posts
Posted on 8/12/12 at 11:12 am to
Yeah, she's terrible. She should have known that the idiot Blaney kid would powerslide through the grass and slide right in front of her like he was his dad on Eldora. She should have swerved hard to the left and taken out atleast 6 or 8 other cars.
Posted by lsusportsman2
Member since Oct 2007
27232 posts
Posted on 8/12/12 at 11:26 am to
What a shitty driver she is. Oh well at least we know she'll bitch about something.
Posted by CajunBandit
Baton Rouge
Member since Nov 2010
2954 posts
Posted on 8/12/12 at 11:39 am to
quote:

Danica finished dead last yesterday
Give her another sponsorship.
Posted by KingRanch
The Ranch
Member since Mar 2012
61759 posts
Posted on 8/12/12 at 11:43 am to
No surprise
Posted by OblongMidget
New Orleans
Member since Sep 2011
207 posts
Posted on 8/12/12 at 12:25 pm to
Shes the real honeybadger
Posted by GhostBuster6
Nashville
Member since Jun 2012
1809 posts
Posted on 8/12/12 at 12:42 pm to
I'd frick her.
Posted by Dr RC
The Money Pit
Member since Aug 2011
61494 posts
Posted on 8/12/12 at 12:52 pm to
Lol at you jealous children
Posted by Zantrix
Parts Unknown
Member since Nov 2009
7940 posts
Posted on 8/12/12 at 1:06 pm to
Yet somehow she's going to be occupying a spot in Cup series next year, wrecking out the big boys on a weekly basis. wait until she wrecks out 5-time, Harvick, and Kyle a few times and see how friendly they'll be.
Posted by lsutigers1992
Member since Mar 2006
25317 posts
Posted on 8/12/12 at 1:07 pm to
What do Danica and I have in common?

I haven't won a race in this hemisphere either.
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