Moosedenied: Kolb Salad

starting to feel like a Wang pimp but there's so many things he writes that resonate with me. Love his writing style and the points are usually exactly what I'm feeling at the time too. I gauge writing by how much of it I'd like to copy & paste to share here. His are usually the majority of the piece. Make it a regular Saints check if you haven't yet.

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-Jeff (Duncan) will surely figure out how to time it for maximum dick factor.
-the day I register to comment at nola dot com is the day I'll have no choice but to wrap my dong in bacon and stick it in a Fry Daddy.
-I'm of course referring to The Great Travaris Cadet, who is clearly The Next Lynell Hamilton. (Or Herb Donaldson. Or PJ Hill. Something like that.) Just go ahead and give that guy his 2012 Onome Ojo Camp Beast belt right now.
Small school guy? Check. Undrafted rookie? Check. Bitchin' name? Check. Six carries for negative three yards on the first Sunday in August? Discount double-check! This guy's got it all! I've got a hunch that Canton hasn't seen the last of Travaris.
-Say, what was your favorite moment of the Adrian Arrington Era? Was it that time when he got himself onto the field in an actual game? Yeah, that's mine too. Good times.
-I don't want Vilma to take the plea bargain.
-If you weren't already completely convinced that Sean Payton telling Gregggggg Williams to go frick himself before they even reached the tunnel at Candlestick back in January was the right thing to do (which, of course you were) the fact that Martevious is now an actual thing should remove all doubt. As should the fact that Malcolm Jenkins(!!!) got himself a pick on the second fricking play of preseason. What planet am I on?