re: Worst band name ever.

I knew a band in high school called “Corn” and they lobbed ears of corn at the audience. Funny crap which predated the other Korn.

Anal count and Butthole Surfers are both perfect band names. Wonderfully offensive but also gleeful in their attitude. It’s like a statement of purpose. Besides, Anal count are the masters of great song titles like “Living Colour Is My Favorite Black Metal Band”.

And the worst band name ever is the Guess Who, which just screams “I’m trying to latch on to someone else’s witty idea because I couldn’t come up with one on my own.”