re: Official Long Weekend Good Friday and Easter Weekend Plans thread

I was supposed to take a customer to the last two rounds at Augusta. But after last years episode I had to give up my tickets. I took this plant manager lady out there last year. 41 year old cougar to end all cougars. Smoking arse hot. We get out there saturday morning and start following Bubba Watson and YE Yang. The bitch starts knocking back mimosas like they were about to start prohibition again. By the time we get to Amen Corner she is sloshed and horny. Only thing I knew to do was take her out in the pine trees and azaleas to the right of the 10th fairway and lay the wood to her. So I did. Next thing I know, "smack!" a damn golf ball careens off a tree right above our head. I knew right then Bubba had done snap hooked on off the tee. I went ahead and tried to finish, big mistake. We heard the spotters busting through the trees coming to look for the ball. We jump up and start throwing clothes on but it was too late. This old dude starts hollering at us and blowing a whistle. Soon a big crowd is gathered round. Next thing we know were being escorted off the premises and hit with a lifetime ban from ever going back. So this weekend I'm gonna just hang out at the house, cut the grass and drink a few cold beer.