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Great, Random Movie Quotes
Posted on 12/15/11 at 3:36 pm
Posted on 12/15/11 at 3:36 pm
"God dammit man, you just made me hurt my dick hand." - Random Hooker, Phone Booth
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Posted on 12/15/11 at 3:42 pm to OBUDan
"How's life Earl?"
"Taking forever." - Kingpin
"Taking forever." - Kingpin
Posted on 12/15/11 at 3:44 pm to OBUDan
"Look at that coke can cock." Jenna Haze. Any film
Posted on 12/15/11 at 3:45 pm to OBUDan
"If it wasn't for me you'd still be playing for fat cowgirls at a bar in Iowa."
"Yeah and you'd still be a waitress there."
George Strait vs his manager in Pure Country.
"Yeah and you'd still be a waitress there."
George Strait vs his manager in Pure Country.
Posted on 12/15/11 at 3:46 pm to Lacour
"Yeah dats cool" - The Ladies Man
"How you feeling Mac"
"Good enough to frick your mother" - Super Troopers
"How you feeling Mac"
"Good enough to frick your mother" - Super Troopers
Posted on 12/15/11 at 3:46 pm to OBUDan
"you stick your dick in my mouth and NOW you have an attack of morality?"
This post was edited on 12/15/11 at 3:49 pm
Posted on 12/15/11 at 3:48 pm to LSUTygerFan
"Its the one that says bad motha fricka"
Posted on 12/15/11 at 3:48 pm to OBUDan
"Note to self: sex with blow-up doll not as good as advertised." - Dirty Work
Posted on 12/15/11 at 3:49 pm to LSUTygerFan
3 quotes about dick, one that implies it. 
Posted on 12/15/11 at 3:52 pm to OBUDan
One gay beer for my gay friend, one normal beer for me because I am normal.
My date involved two instances of extreme violence, one instance of her hand on my cock and my finger up her thing which lasted all too briefly - and then I was away - , one instance of me stealing five grams of very high-quality cocaine and one instance of me blinding a poofy little skinhead: so all in all... my evening pretty much balanced out, fine.
You got five grams of coke?
I've got four grams on me and one gram in me which is why me heart is going like the clappers, as is I'm about to have a heart attack. So if I collapse any minute now please remember to tell the doctors that it might have something to do with the coke.
[all of the this is said in forty seconds]
In Bruges
My date involved two instances of extreme violence, one instance of her hand on my cock and my finger up her thing which lasted all too briefly - and then I was away - , one instance of me stealing five grams of very high-quality cocaine and one instance of me blinding a poofy little skinhead: so all in all... my evening pretty much balanced out, fine.
You got five grams of coke?
I've got four grams on me and one gram in me which is why me heart is going like the clappers, as is I'm about to have a heart attack. So if I collapse any minute now please remember to tell the doctors that it might have something to do with the coke.
[all of the this is said in forty seconds]
In Bruges
Posted on 12/15/11 at 3:53 pm to OBUDan
"Freeze! Everybody on the ground!"
"Well, which is it young feller?"
"..??.."
"What I mean to say is if'n I freeze I can't rightly drop. And if'n I drop I'ma gonna be in motion"
"Well, which is it young feller?"
"..??.."
"What I mean to say is if'n I freeze I can't rightly drop. And if'n I drop I'ma gonna be in motion"
Posted on 12/15/11 at 3:56 pm to OBUDan
rennan Huff: This house is a fricking prison!
Dale Doback: On Planet bullshite!
Brennan Huff: In the galaxy of This Sucks Camel Dicks!
Dale Doback: On Planet bullshite!
Brennan Huff: In the galaxy of This Sucks Camel Dicks!
Posted on 12/15/11 at 3:59 pm to Green Chili Tiger
In Bruges has a lot of random quotes and conversations. Here's two of them:
Ken: Your girlfriend's very pretty.
Jimmy: She ain't my girlfriend. She's a prostitute I just picked up.
Ken: I was not aware that there were any prostitutes in Bruges.
Jimmy: You just have to look in the right places... brothels are good.
Ray: Why didn't you wave hello to me today when I waved hello to you today?
Jimmy: I was on a very strong horse tranquilizer today; Wasn't waving hello to anybody. Except... maybe to a horse.
Ray: Huh? What are you talking about?
Jimmy: Just horseshite.
Ray: You from America?
Jimmy: Yeah. Don't hold it against me.
Ray: Well, that's for me to decide, isn't it?
Ray: [to Denise] You from America too?
Denise: No, I'm from Amsterdam.
Ray: Amsterdam! Amsterdam's just a lot of bloody prostitutes, isn't it?
Denise: Yes, that's why I came to Bruges. Been trying to get a better price for my pussy here.
Ray: Huh?
[pause]
Ray: You two are weird. Would you like some cocaine?
ETA: nvmd
Ken: Your girlfriend's very pretty.
Jimmy: She ain't my girlfriend. She's a prostitute I just picked up.
Ken: I was not aware that there were any prostitutes in Bruges.
Jimmy: You just have to look in the right places... brothels are good.
Ray: Why didn't you wave hello to me today when I waved hello to you today?
Jimmy: I was on a very strong horse tranquilizer today; Wasn't waving hello to anybody. Except... maybe to a horse.
Ray: Huh? What are you talking about?
Jimmy: Just horseshite.
Ray: You from America?
Jimmy: Yeah. Don't hold it against me.
Ray: Well, that's for me to decide, isn't it?
Ray: [to Denise] You from America too?
Denise: No, I'm from Amsterdam.
Ray: Amsterdam! Amsterdam's just a lot of bloody prostitutes, isn't it?
Denise: Yes, that's why I came to Bruges. Been trying to get a better price for my pussy here.
Ray: Huh?
[pause]
Ray: You two are weird. Would you like some cocaine?
ETA: nvmd
This post was edited on 12/15/11 at 4:21 pm
Posted on 12/15/11 at 3:59 pm to OBUDan
"Laugh while you can, monkey boy!" - John Lithgow
Posted on 12/15/11 at 3:59 pm to OBUDan
quote:
3 quotes about dick
The fact that my quote came from demi moore's mouth makes me dizzy.
Posted on 12/15/11 at 4:03 pm to LSUTygerFan
Buzzards gotta eat. Same as a worm.
Posted on 12/15/11 at 4:05 pm to TheCaterpillar
"Now that is just some fricked up shite." - Bill Pardy in Slither.
Posted on 12/15/11 at 4:06 pm to magildachunks
quote:
In Bruges has a lot of random quotes and conversations
True.
Harry: [to Yuri] An Uzi? I'm not from South Central Los fricking Angeles. I didn't come here to shoot twenty black ten year olds in a drive-by. I want a normal gun for a normal person.
Eirik: I was trying to rob him. And he took my gun from me. And the gun was full of blanks. And he shot a blank into my eye. And now I cannot see from this eye ever again, the doctors say.
Harry: Well to be honest it sounds like it's all your fault.
Eirik: What?
Harry: I mean basically if you're robbing a man and you're only carrying blanks and you allow your gun to be taken off you and you allow yourself to be shot in the eye with a blank which I assume that the person has to get quite close to you then, yeah really it's all your fault for being such a poof, so why don't you stop wingeing and cheer the frick up.
Yuri: Eirek - I really wouldn't respond.
Eirik: I thought you wanted the guy dead?
Harry: I do want the guy dead, I want him fricking crucified but it don't change the fact that he stitched you up like a blind little gay boy, does it?
Posted on 12/15/11 at 4:06 pm to TheCaterpillar
quote:
Buzzards gotta eat. Same as a worm.
Holy jesus palomino, that quote was a question at trivia last night in Shreveport...creepy.
and speaking of Used Cars:
Jeff: For Christ's sake, we're frickin' with the President of the United States.
Rudy: He fricks with us, doesn't he?
Posted on 12/15/11 at 4:18 pm to magildachunks
quote:
Jimmy is played by Tyrion - Peter Dinklage
Wrong. You made me go look it up because I was pretty sure it wasn't him.
From imdb:
quote:
Jordan Prentice ... Jimmy
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