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Real Honey Badgers Upset With LSU's Mathieu
Posted on 9/29/11 at 12:53 am
Posted on 9/29/11 at 12:53 am
Africa - Some think they look alike, act alike and share the same notorious fearlessness, but not all are happy with the comparisons. I am, of course, speaking of Africa's Honey Badger and LSU Football's Tyrann Mathieu. Despite their obvious similarities - a blonde mane, the ability to not give a shite, taking what they want, and walking backwards - the real Honey Badger is quite upset that people are using its name to describe the trash talking Heisman candidate.
"This guy is no Honey Badger!" said the actual animal who bears the name Honey Badger. "Sure, he doesn't give a shite... I'll give him that. And, yes, he takes what he wants... But, let's face it... The guy was only a 3 star coming out of high school. If he ever forces a takeaway and then goes head first into a cobra infested bee hive, then we can talk. Until then, it's an insult to Honey Badgers everywhere to call this guy 'The Honey Badger'. They should probably call him "T-Rex" or something. I don't really give a shite."
Reports have surfaced that LSU SID, Michael Bonnette, is drafting a formal apology to the Honey Badger community. LSU Head Coach, Les Miles, said in a press conference, "That Badger certainly has the want to take what he, well, uh, wants. He's certainly a dominant creature."
"This guy is no Honey Badger!" said the actual animal who bears the name Honey Badger. "Sure, he doesn't give a shite... I'll give him that. And, yes, he takes what he wants... But, let's face it... The guy was only a 3 star coming out of high school. If he ever forces a takeaway and then goes head first into a cobra infested bee hive, then we can talk. Until then, it's an insult to Honey Badgers everywhere to call this guy 'The Honey Badger'. They should probably call him "T-Rex" or something. I don't really give a shite."
Reports have surfaced that LSU SID, Michael Bonnette, is drafting a formal apology to the Honey Badger community. LSU Head Coach, Les Miles, said in a press conference, "That Badger certainly has the want to take what he, well, uh, wants. He's certainly a dominant creature."
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Posted on 9/29/11 at 12:54 am to tenacious
Posted on 9/29/11 at 12:56 am to tenacious
Are you using that same gay voice that was on youtube to defend him. 
Posted on 9/29/11 at 1:08 am to tenacious
The Conrad Murray Trial will have a better ending! 
Posted on 9/29/11 at 1:09 am to tenacious
Posted on 9/29/11 at 1:54 am to tenacious
quote:
"That Badger certainly has the want to take what he, well, uh, wants. He's certainly a dominant creature."
Everything besides that:
Posted on 9/29/11 at 3:22 am to tenacious
dude doesn't want the honey badger, then leave it at that. Wait until he inevitably makes a mistake; the same "HB", idiots will be wanting to crucify him.
Posted on 9/29/11 at 3:29 am to tenacious
Screw everybody else. That was funny. 
Posted on 9/29/11 at 3:58 am to tenacious
if you don't like seeing a fired up player talking jive and backing it up, then you should just bend over and call yourself a faggie 
This post was edited on 9/29/11 at 4:00 am
Posted on 9/29/11 at 6:19 am to tenacious
I though it was funny.
quote:
"Sure, he doesn't give a shite... I'll give him that. And, yes, he takes what he wants... But, let's face it... The guy was only a 3 star coming out of high school. If he ever forces a takeaway and then goes head first into a cobra infested bee hive, then we can talk.
Posted on 9/29/11 at 6:34 am to tenacious
Posted on 9/29/11 at 7:03 am to tenacious
What a waste of your time
Posted on 9/29/11 at 7:20 am to tenacious
Wow someone really wasted some time writing this
Posted on 9/29/11 at 7:32 am to tenacious
Dude, you need to get laid.
Posted on 9/29/11 at 11:04 am to tenacious
Hilarious!!
I wonder if the Honey Badgers in Africa are organized?
We may have some infringement problems!!
I wonder if the Honey Badgers in Africa are organized?
We may have some infringement problems!!
Posted on 9/29/11 at 2:31 pm to tenacious
Posted on 9/29/11 at 2:37 pm to tenacious
Ugh.
Posted on 9/29/11 at 2:37 pm to tenacious
ETA:
quote:
Africa -
This made me laugh right off the bat.
This post was edited on 9/29/11 at 2:41 pm
Posted on 9/29/11 at 2:43 pm to tenacious
Thanks for the lunchtime chuckle!
My only issue with this whole "Honey Badger" nickname is that my son-in-law (Army Special Forces in Afghanistan as I write) recently told me his unit nicknamed him Honey Badger. And showed him the same VIDEO that has gone viral to prove it!
Anyway, he doesn't follow Tiger football (too busy killing Taliban) and I don't have the heart to tell him that the nickname is getting national attention in the sports blogisphere.
My only issue with this whole "Honey Badger" nickname is that my son-in-law (Army Special Forces in Afghanistan as I write) recently told me his unit nicknamed him Honey Badger. And showed him the same VIDEO that has gone viral to prove it!
Anyway, he doesn't follow Tiger football (too busy killing Taliban) and I don't have the heart to tell him that the nickname is getting national attention in the sports blogisphere.
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