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re: Tyrann Matthieu is the honey badger

Posted on 9/4/11 at 8:47 pm to
Posted by 0jersey
Paradise
Member since Sep 2006
1838 posts
Posted on 9/4/11 at 8:47 pm to
I love birds of prey, but even they won't frick w the honey badger. They take his scraps.

Honey badger don't care. He would frick that bird up.
Posted by tigerfoot
Alexandria
Member since Sep 2006
56254 posts
Posted on 9/4/11 at 8:48 pm to
Little ball of hate is the best nickname ever. Why even attempt to change it to an animal with an ingredient in the name.
Posted by 0jersey
Paradise
Member since Sep 2006
1838 posts
Posted on 9/4/11 at 8:54 pm to
Ladies and gentlemen,

There is late breaking news concerning information about our Honey Badger (TM7) per trusted source wikipedia:

"Because of the toughness and looseness of their skin, honey badgers are very difficult to kill with dogs. Their skin is hard to penetrate, and its looseness allows them to twist and turn on their attackers when held. The only safe grip on a honey badger is on the back of the neck. The skin is also tough enough to resist several machete blows. The only sure way of killing them quickly is through a blow to the skull with a club or a shot to the head with a powerful rifle, as their skin is almost impervious to arrows and spears.[26]"

Golden eagle? Please....

He is the honey badger until TM7 makes a statement that he doesn't like it.
Posted by Nodust
Member since Aug 2010
22631 posts
Posted on 9/4/11 at 8:58 pm to
quote:

He is the honey badger until TM7 makes a statement that he doesn't like it.


Posted by 0jersey
Paradise
Member since Sep 2006
1838 posts
Posted on 9/5/11 at 4:18 pm to
Badger thread bump

LINK
Posted by StewieG
Team Hawthorne
Member since Jun 2007
940 posts
Posted on 9/5/11 at 4:34 pm to
Nice!!!!!
Posted by TigerOne
Member since Sep 2007
1944 posts
Posted on 9/5/11 at 4:48 pm to
quote:

honey badger

Sounds soft, girly. TM7 is ball hawk, or ty-hawk! as it should be.
Posted by TN Bhoy
San Antonio, TX
Member since Apr 2010
60589 posts
Posted on 9/5/11 at 4:48 pm to
quote:

honey badger


I hate this meme.
Posted by panzer
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2006
4033 posts
Posted on 9/5/11 at 4:51 pm to
This made me laugh out loud......he don't give a sh.........
He ain't afraid of nothin.....
Posted by Party At LSU
Baton Rouge
Member since Nov 2005
10693 posts
Posted on 9/5/11 at 5:08 pm to
quote:

Honey just sounds gay to me.


Methinks with some of the responses in this thread, some of you have not seen the epicness that is the honey badger.
Posted by TN Bhoy
San Antonio, TX
Member since Apr 2010
60589 posts
Posted on 9/5/11 at 5:11 pm to
Also, when did Mathieu transfer to Wisconsin?

ETA: Doh
This post was edited on 9/5/11 at 5:14 pm
Posted by 1984Tiger
North Carolina
Member since Apr 2006
7276 posts
Posted on 9/5/11 at 5:13 pm to
quote:

Also, when did Mathieu transfer to Michigan?


Michigan Wolverines? Do you mean Wisconsin (i.e. Badgers)?
Posted by FACTORe
Tampa FL
Member since Oct 2007
601 posts
Posted on 9/5/11 at 5:13 pm to
for those of you that are not digging the name - please watch this video (with the volume up)

LINK
Posted by TN Bhoy
San Antonio, TX
Member since Apr 2010
60589 posts
Posted on 9/5/11 at 5:15 pm to
quote:

for those of you that are not digging the name - please watch this video (with the volume up)

quote:


I hate this meme.
Posted by CP3LSU25
Louisiana
Member since Feb 2009
51150 posts
Posted on 9/5/11 at 5:16 pm to
quote:

You honestly think a football want's to be known as the honey badger. Wow that's the dumbest thing I've ever heard. Congrats to you for having no creativity



GTFO newbie
Posted by LSUtigersarefun
Member since Aug 2009
9602 posts
Posted on 9/5/11 at 5:17 pm to
I like the thought, but it doesn't have a good ring to it. What about just badger? I know it is a badass and it's size accurately reflects tm7, but the honey part just doesn't make me scared.
Posted by Scruffy
Kansas City
Member since Jul 2011
72061 posts
Posted on 9/5/11 at 5:18 pm to
quote:

but the honey part just doesn't make me scared.
It gives them a false sense of security before the honey badger pounces.

"Haha, look at the honey badg...OH DAMN HE DOESN'T GIVE A shite!"
Posted by 1984Tiger
North Carolina
Member since Apr 2006
7276 posts
Posted on 9/5/11 at 5:22 pm to
quote:

the honey part just doesn't make me scared.

Which is why it fits. Looks can be deceiving ... little TM7 looks harmless enough until he tears into you.
Posted by SportTiger1
Stonewall, LA
Member since Feb 2007
28502 posts
Posted on 9/5/11 at 5:33 pm to
quote:

"Haha, look at the honey badg...OH DAMN HE DOESN'T GIVE A shite!"
Posted by clamdip
Rocky Mountain High
Member since Sep 2004
17878 posts
Posted on 9/5/11 at 5:35 pm to
cobra bite? he don't care!
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